The Wenlock Witch

08/04/2026

✨ Help Our Little Witchy World Grow ✨

If you love what I do here at The Wenlock Witch, I'd be so grateful for your support 💚

🌿 Simply:

👍 Like our page
✨ Click the 3 dots on my page
🧙‍♀️ Tap “Invite Friends”

It takes just a moment, but it truly helps my small business reach more lovely souls like you.

Every like, share, and invite helps keep the magic alive 🌙

Thank you for being part of this community, I appreciate you more than you know 🖤

08/04/2026

You’ll find me in the back room today, casually swinging from the beams with a coffee in hand and the occasional “weeee!” echoing through the shop 😆

05/04/2026

✨ Easter Sunday Reflection - The Power of Ishtar ✨

Today, as many celebrate, a time of rebirth, renewal, and new life. It’s interesting to remember a much older goddess who carried these same themes…

Meet Ishtar 🌙

Long before modern traditions, Ishtar was worshipped as a goddess of love, fertility, passion, and war. She represents the full spectrum of life, the beauty, the chaos, the desire, and the transformation.

Her story of descending into the underworld and rising again echoes something deeply familiar:
🌱 Death and rebirth
🔥 Loss and return
🌸 The cycle of becoming

She wasn’t “good” or “evil”, she was powerful, raw, and real.

On a day that celebrates renewal, it feels fitting to honour all forms of rebirth, not just the gentle ones, but the messy, emotional, transformative ones too.

✨ What are you shedding, and what are you stepping into?

05/04/2026

04/04/2026

🌸✨ Crystals for the Season Between Ostara & Beltane ✨🌸

As we move from Ostara to Beltane, the energy is shifting…

From soft beginnings 🌱
To bold, blooming, fiery growth 🔥

This is the season where your intentions stop being ideas, and start becoming real.

Here are the crystals I’m absolutely loving right now 👇

💗 Rose Quartz - for love, self-worth & opening your heart
🌱 Green Aventurine - for luck, growth & new opportunities

🌼 Citrine - for abundance, confidence & manifesting your desires

🔥 Carnelian - for motivation, creativity & that Beltane fire energy

🌙 Moonstone - for intuition, cycles & divine feminine flow

Think of this time as planting your seeds, and
then having the courage to let them grow wild 🌷

✨ Pop into The Wenlock Witch and find the crystal that’s calling you ✨

04/04/2026

Right… so I’ve just discovered there is such a thing as political pet toys… 🤔

Now I’m not suggesting there is any other use for these whatsoever. Especially not one involving pins 🤨 …but I also can’t say it’s not tempting.

Now before anyone gets excited, no, I don’t have them in stock.

Yet. 😏

But I am asking myself some very serious business-orientated questions like:

✨ “Would this count as pet enrichment or emotional therapy?”
✨ “Is it still passive-aggressive if it’s technically for your cat?”
✨ “Do I need a ‘use responsibly’ sign… or just a wink and a smirk?” 👀

I’m not saying I’m going to order them…

…but I’m also not not saying it.

Let’s just say if they do appear on the shelves, it will be purely for:

✨ feline amusement
✨ stress relief
✨ and absolutely no other suspiciously satisfying purposes whatsoever!

Anyway… thoughts? Should The Wenlock Witch expand into… political kitty accessories? 😇

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🚨 Disclaimer (before anyone alerts the very angry, orange man or gets their knickers in a twist) 🚨

This is very much a joke. A bit of fun. A sprinkle of mischief and me being completely me.

No political figures were harmed, targeted, summoned, hexed, or mildly inconvenienced in the making of this post... he takes care of that himself without my help.

The Wenlock Witch has no desire to be taken over, rebranded, or have its “political agenda corrected” via dramatic announcements, threats of war, unexpected visits, or strongly worded declarations that make absolutely no sense.

We are but a humble little witch shop… minding our own business… definitely not plotting anything… 👀

Thank you kindly. Carry on. 😇

03/04/2026

Down to the last 3 spaces on this workshop! ✨️

02/04/2026

New stock has arrived at The Wenlock Witch, and amongst it, the item I was most excited about has to be the new oracle decks, especially this beautiful set, Oracle of the Sacred Horse. The artwork is absolutely phenomenal! I'm in love 😍✨

01/04/2026

🛑 Very Important, Big Announcement from The Wenlock Witch 🛑

Well, this is a post I never thought I’d write. 😔

After a lot of deep reflection, soul searching, and one very confusing tarot reading, I’ve made the decision to step away from witchcraft.

As of today, The Wenlock Witch will be rebranding and I will be dedicating my time to a new path… my new name will be 'The Wenlock Bit... *female dog* aka

✨ Full-time normality ✨

No more crystals.
No more incense.
No more talking to plants (they never talked back anyway).
No more sarcasm or witt.
And absolutely no more swearing.

Instead, the shop will now focus on: ☕ Plain tea (no herbs, just… tea) and extra milky.
📄 Sensible conversations about the weather
🧦 Practical socks (non-magical) and paired.
📚 Instruction manuals for everyday life and we will absolutely form 'cliques'.

I’d like to thank you all for supporting my journey, but it’s time for me to embrace a world of logic, reason, and absolutely no moon phases.

Please respect my decision during this difficult time.

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APRIL FOOLS 😈🌙

You’re stuck with me, the crystals, and the chaos 😘