29/07/2025
You’ve spent the night moving pillows from one part of your body to another.
You started with one under your bump, one between your knees, one behind your back… and you’re not even sure where the other one went!
The pain in your hips is like nothing else.
A couple of weeks ago, you wouldn’t have believed pain like this even existed.
But…
You’ve booked a pregnancy massage.
You can’t bloody wait.
You turn up, only to be told:
“You’ll be lying on your side, just like you do when you sleep at night.”
WHAT!!!
It’s true. This is how massage during pregnancy is usually done 🤯
I still remember trying to get comfortable, supporting myself awkwardly for a massage when pregnant.
All I could think was:
“Relax? You’ve got to be joking, I’m not comfy at all!”
I’m here to tell you, that’s not how we do things around here.
My massage is different,
not in a weird “different” kinda way, but in an OMG, I’m actually comfortable kinda way.
There’s NO side lying.
You’ll be lying on your back, safely, fully supported, feeling weightless…
And the best bit?
No turning. At all.
No brainer to me.
Let’s get you booked in 👉 links in bio
P.S. I forgot the other best bit…
You can enjoy this kind of massage from 12 weeks all the way up to giving birth.
Welcome to how pregnancy should be done✨