Get Out Of Anything

13/11/2025

You know who plays the Cancer Card better than anyone? MOTHERLAND mums. They get it. Immediately.

Because when the chaos hits, the kids melt down, and life goes full-feral…

Sometimes you need a card that shuts the whole circus down.
And honestly? They’d play it too.

11/11/2025

A snapshot of a busy morning at Get Out of Anything Cards and Cornwall Bottled Up Frames.

A messy desk, Diet Coke in hand, and photos of my family reminding me exactly why (and who) I’m doing all this for.

When you buy from a small business, you’re helping someone feed their family and make Christmas a little easier— not buy another yacht. ✨

Any post shares or telling your family/friends what cute gift ideas they could buy always means the world🙏

10/11/2025

The Black Friday sale is coming.
And honestly… it’s ridiculous.

Prepare your wallets, your wish lists, and your emotional support beverage.

💥You’ll definitely want in.💥

Stay tuned. 🖤

09/11/2025

Christmas Cards now live!

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09/11/2025

For anyone feeling dangerously festive (or just likes causing mild chaos) — glitter cards are now an option. 👺

09/11/2025

07/11/2025

Celebrate your right to say no 🍾

It’s that time of year — someone’s already ordered a glitter cannon for the office “celebration.”

You can’t escape, but you can prepare.

The Office Party Avoider card is your subtle rebellion — flash it, frame it, or gift it to a friend who’s planning their exit strategy before the first prosecco pop.

Let’s be honest: someone has to stand up for the unwilling participants. Might as well do it stylishly.

07/11/2025

✨Some people collect sympathy cards.

☀️ Others collect power moves. “Pulling the Cancer Card” is your license to own the moment — to say, “Yeah, I’ve been through it, and I still get to laugh.”

🎁 Buy it for yourself or the friend who deserves a mic drop after hell.

06/11/2025

✨People joke about “playing the cancer card” — but until you’ve actually had one, you don’t know what that means.

This card isn’t about pity or punchlines; it’s about power. It’s the dark humour you earn through survival, and the quiet confidence of saying, “I’ve been through worse.”

Whether you’re buying it for yourself as a badge of defiance, or gifting it to someone who’s been through hell and came out laughing — it’s not a reminder of illness….

It’s proof of life. Gold metal. Black lettering. Zero apologies.✨

05/11/2025

This one’s for the introverts, the eye-rollers, and the strategic sick-day takers.

The Office Party Avoider Card m “Not Available for Forced Fun” card isn’t anti-social — it’s self-preservation in gold aluminum form.

Because not everyone thrives on karaoke, prosecco, and passive-aggressive Secret Santas.

This is your official hall pass out of “team bonding” hell.

Buy it for yourself if the thought of “mandatory fun” makes you sweat — or gift it to your quiet colleague as an inside joke that says, “I see you. And no, you don’t have to dance.”