Get Out Of Anything

Get Out Of Anything Spreading light, love and some tongue in cheek humour one card at a time.

03/02/2026

Had a heart attack? Know someone who has? 💔

Congratulations — you’re officially out of everything.

Send the card. Take the p**s.

Let them recover with a laugh instead of another beige “get well soon”.

CARRY IT. GIFT IT. FLASH IT

02/02/2026

Stop waiting for someone else to say the right thing — they won’t.

Buy the card that says it properly.

Keep it. Gift it. Flash it when you’re done being polite.

Cancer is a c**t.

Add to basket. No sympathy required.

🎁 Looking for a gift for a cancer hero or one for yourself?You don’t need to wait for a birthday, a diagnosis anniversar...
30/01/2026

🎁 Looking for a gift for a cancer hero or one for yourself?

You don’t need to wait for a birthday, a diagnosis anniversary, or permission.

If cancer’s already ruined your plans, you’re allowed to buy yourself a card that tells the truth.

Cancer is a c**t.

Sometimes dark humour isn’t inappropriate — it’s survival.

Trust your chaosYou don’t need a diagnosis to know your brain is running on 47 tabs and none of them are responding.If t...
12/01/2026

Trust your chaos

You don’t need a diagnosis to know your brain is running on 47 tabs and none of them are responding.

If the ADHD card or the Undiagnosed ADHD card made you laugh, flinch, or say “how the f**k did they know that?” — congrats, that’s self-awareness.

Trust it. This is you buying yourself validation instead of waiting another 10 years for a letter.

Dark humour metal keepsake. Shiny, cheeky and slightly inappropriate.

12/01/2026

Living with cancer means people don’t know what to say… so they say nothing, or worse — the wrong thing.

This Cancer card exists because pretending everything’s fine is exhausting and forced positivity is a full-time job you didn’t apply for.

It’s dark, funny, and painfully honest — made for people who actually live with cancer, not people scared of the word.

If laughing is how you cope, congratulations. This card speaks your language.

10/01/2026

ADHD or Undiagnosed ADHD?

Lost your keys while holding them?
Forgot what you were saying mid-sentence?
Started 7 things. Finished none.
Hyperfocused on something useless at 2am?

✨ That’s not laziness. That’s ADHD. Or undiagnosed ADHD. Or vibes. ✨

Our ADHD card is for the overthinkers, the time-blind legends, the “I’ll do it in five minutes” crowd (five minutes later… it’s tomorrow).

No explanations. No apologies.
Just one shiny card that says: this is how my brain works.

Perfect for yourself, your mate, or anyone who definitely meant to reply but forgot.

👉 Shop the card that finally gets you at www.getoutofanything.com

NEW CARD: NOT DEAD YET 💗This one is for the survivors.For the people still here.For the ones who fought, are fighting, a...
03/01/2026

NEW CARD: NOT DEAD YET 💗

This one is for the survivors.
For the people still here.
For the ones who fought, are fighting, and keep showing up.

Breast cancer and many other conditions that takes too many lives — and we honour every single one.
This card isn’t about minimising that loss.
It’s about recognising the power of survival.

Not Dead Yet is a quiet celebration of resilience, humour, and hope — for those who’ve come through treatment, those still navigating it, and those reclaiming life on the other side.

No toxic positivity.
No pretending it was easy.
Just a simple, honest reminder: you’re still here.

Made on our signature metal card stock, designed to be kept close — a pocket reminder that survival matters and deserves to be acknowledged.

For yourself.
For someone you love.
For survivors who don’t want pity — just recognition.

NEW CARD: NOT DEAD YET 💗This one is for the survivors.For the people still here.For the ones who fought, are fighting, a...
03/01/2026

NEW CARD: NOT DEAD YET 💗

This one is for the survivors.
For the people still here.
For the ones who fought, are fighting, and keep showing up.

Breast cancer and other many many illnesses takes too many lives — and we honour every single one.
This card isn’t about minimising that loss.
It’s about recognising the power of survival.

Not Dead Yet is a quiet celebration of resilience, humour, and hope — for those who’ve come through treatment, those still navigating it, and those reclaiming life on the other side.

No toxic positivity.
No pretending it was easy.
Just a simple, honest reminder: you’re still here.

Made on our signature metal card stock, designed to be kept close — a pocket reminder that survival matters and deserves to be acknowledged.

For yourself.
For someone you love.
For survivors who don’t want pity — just recognition.

03/01/2026

NEW CARDS JUST DROPPED 👑

Meet Chemo Queen and Chemo King — because cancer doesn’t get to take your crown.

These cards were created for anyone going through chemo who deserves strength, humour, power, and a reminder of who the f*ck they are. Bold. Unapologetic. Royal.

Whether you’re gifting one to someone fighting like hell, or keeping it for yourself as daily armour, these cards say what most people don’t know how to say — you’re still you, and you’re still powerful.

Printed on our signature metal card stock, these aren’t sympathy cards.
They’re survival cards.

👑 For the fighters
👑 For the warriors
👑 For anyone who needs a reminder that chemo doesn’t define them

Available now. No fluff. No pity. Just power 👑💥

NEW CARDS JUST DROPPED 👑 Meet Chemo Queen and Chemo King — because cancer doesn’t get to take your crown.These cards wer...
03/01/2026

NEW CARDS JUST DROPPED 👑

Meet Chemo Queen and Chemo King — because cancer doesn’t get to take your crown.

These cards were created for anyone going through chemo who deserves strength, humour, power, and a reminder of who the f*ck they are. Bold. Unapologetic. Royal.

Whether you’re gifting one to someone fighting like hell, or keeping it for yourself as daily armour, these cards say what most people don’t know how to say — you’re still you, and you’re still powerful.

Printed on our signature metal card stock, these aren’t sympathy cards.

They’re survival cards.

👑 For the fighters
👑 For the warriors
👑 For anyone who needs a reminder that chemo doesn’t define them

Available now. No fluff. No pity. Just power.

30/12/2025

Same cheek. New shine. ✨

The Cancer Card is back — now in mirrored gold.
Same unapologetic Get Out Of Anything energy, just louder, shinier, and impossible to ignore.

Perfect as a gift (because sometimes humour is medicine)
or for yourself (because if you can’t laugh, what can you do?)

Pocket-sized. Credit-card tough.
Bold enough to say what everyone’s thinking — without saying a word.

Because cancer doesn’t get to take your sense of humour.
And now? It gets reflected right back. 💛

16/12/2025

🎄 DECEMBER GIFT🎄

We’re upgrading ALL Get Out Of Anything Cards to
✨ 1st Class postage — FREE ✨
for the rest of December.

Still time to sort:
✔️ Stocking fillers
✔️ Table presents
✔️ Secret Santa
✔️ That one person you forgot about

Same cards. Faster delivery.
No code. No catch. No stress.

👉 Order now at getoutofanything.com














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