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11/11/2025

29/07/2025

✨ Covering for Faye @ Orbit Yoga Studio, Eggborough – Monday 4th August ✨

I’ll be stepping in for two back-to-back classes at Orbit Yoga Studio this coming Monday – come move, sweat, and unwind with me:

🧘‍♂️ 18:30–19:30 – Ashtanga Fusion: Strength & Movement
A strong, dynamic flow blending the structure of Ashtanga with playful transitions, functional strength, and mindful movement.

🌙 20:00–21:00 – Slow Flow
Unwind and ground down. A calming, breath-led flow to release tension and reset for the week ahead.

Drop in for one or double up if you're feeling spicy.
See you on the mat! ✨

Book via Momence App - DM me for a link

28/07/2025

!Just Giving Link in Bio!

On the 28th of August, two brothers, four slightly questionable knees, and one mighty Roman wall will set off on a 4-day, 84-mile trek from Carlisle to Newcastle. Why? Partly for the challenge. Mostly for charity.

We’re Jake and Jed — not quite legionnaires, but definitely marching with purpose. From rolling hills to Roman ruins (and the inevitable blisters in between), we’ll be hiking the full length of Hadrian’s Wall Path, fuelled by flapjacks, banter, and your generous support.

All donations go towards Cancer Research UK. Every pound raised helps, whether it's to boost morale when our legs give up or to support an incredible cause close to our hearts.

So dig deep, cheer us on, and help us turn sore feet into something meaningful!

08/07/2025

Just tried out a Pilates class and absolutely loved it! 💪🧘‍♂️
Such a great way to move, reset, and strengthen from the inside out. If you’ve been thinking about giving it a go – do it! My core is feeling it in the best way.

Thanks Soul Stretch Pilates for a brilliant session – I’ll definitely be back! 🙌✨

03/07/2025

🔥 Summer's Over. Kind of. Come Warm Up With Us. 🔥

Did you blink and miss summer? Us too.

Now that the temperature has plummeted to a frosty 20°C, it’s officially time to swap beer gardens for balasana and get your sweat on indoors.

Join us for a heated yoga class where the only thing hotter than the room is your post-class glow. Think 30°C of tropical bliss, deep flows, and the occasional "is it the heat or my thighs burning?" moment.

☀️ No SPF required.
🧘‍♀️ Guaranteed to defrost your soul.
🔥 More reliable than British weather.

Thursdays | 18:00 – 19:00 | Santosha Yoga

Come for the warmth, stay for the savasana.
Sign up on Momence App - Link in bio

22/06/2025

🖤🔥 TODAY. FINAL SPOTS. 🔥🖤
YOGA OF THE DAMNED
90 minutes of power, chaos & sweat-soaked catharsis.

Looking for something real to do this Sunday morning? Forget brunch—come burn it all down instead.

Yesterday was the Solstice—the turning point.
Today, we rise into the second half of the year with strength, fire, and volume cranked all the way up.

This isn’t peaceful stretching. This is metal-drenched movement, HIIT-infused flow, and a Savasana that feels like collapse in the best way.

Set to a brutal playlist (Metallica, Slipknot, Zombie), this class will leave you wrecked and reborn.

⚡️ Intermediate/Advanced only
🕘 Starts this morning – 10:30AM
📍Santosha Pontefract
⏳ Only a few spaces left – grab yours NOW
https://momence.com/s/115885314

💀 Leave your zen at the door. This is yoga with TEETH.