04/11/2024
To all my friend’s in America 🇺🇸 Tomorrow Election Day 2024: It’s all down to the wire, and as ballots get counted, therapists across the country are dusting off the ‘Coping with Disappointment’ worksheets. Whether it’s Trump or his opponent, someone’s about to become the poster child for ‘Why America Needs Therapy’. Whoever loses is just doing their patriotic duty to keep the counseling industry booming. God bless democracy… and deep breaths…. I wish I was one of those counsellors in the White House 😂🎾
I can picture it: Election aftermath in the White House, and there i am, clipboard in hand, a serene smile, watching the emotional rollercoaster unfold as I hand out “How to Accept Reality” worksheets. the deep breaths, the tension, and that one inevitable tennis ball they’ll end up needing for some aggressive stress-relief squeezes.
“Alright, Mr. President… Now, let’s talk about grounding exercises. Start with, ‘I am in the White House… I am safe… NKita Tabachkae can take my golf clubs away…’”
Kita 😂🙏
