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06/02/2026

21/01/2026

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16/01/2026

🌟 Bargain 2-Bedroom Static Caravan – Ideal for Self-Build, Farm Land or Office Use 🌟

Willerby Country Style Classic | 35ft x 12ft

Looking for affordable, ready-to-use accommodation while you build, expand, or work from home? This Willerby Country Style Classic static caravan offers a practical, comfortable solution with a flexible layout suited to a wide range of uses.

🏡 Perfect For:

✔ Self-build projects
✔ Farm or rural land (subject to permissions)
✔ Extra family accommodation
✔ Home office / business use
✔ Temporary or seasonal living

🔑 Key Features:

Spacious 35ft x 12ft layout

2 bedrooms:

Double bedroom with ample storage

Twin bedroom – ideal for guests or workspace

Family bathroom with shower

Bright living room with:

Electric panel heating

Gas fire

Fitted furniture

Dining area with fitted seating and storage

Closed-off L-shaped kitchen, keeping living and sleeping areas private

Under-counter fridge

Free-standing cooker

Single glazed

Two side entrance doors – ideal for flexible access and airflow

⭐ Why This Caravan?

This unit offers a solid, practical layout that’s easy to adapt — whether you need on-site accommodation during a build, a quiet office space, or additional living space without the cost of traditional construction. Plenty of storage throughout makes it both functional and comfortable.

💰 Bargain Price: £4,000
🚚 Transport can be arranged for an additional fee

📍 Viewings welcome

16/01/2026

✨🔥 STUNNING 3-BED STATIC CARAVAN – ONLY £9,995! 🔥✨
🏡 WILLERBY AURORA 2016 | 35ft x 12ft | WINTER-READY 🏡

Looking for a stylish, spacious, and affordable holiday home or accommodation unit?
This Willerby Aurora 2016 ticks every box — and at this price, it won’t be around for long! 💥

🌟 Why You’ll Love It:

🛏 3 Bedrooms – perfect for families, guests, or rentals
❄️ Double Glazing – warm, quiet & energy efficient
🔥 Full Central Heating – ideal for year-round living
🏡 Generous 35ft x 12ft layout – space you can actually enjoy
🚚 Off-Site Sale – ready for immediate collection
📦 Delivery & siting available – ask for a quick quote!

🔑 Perfect For:

✔ Holiday home escapes
✔ Private land (subject to permissions)
✔ Extra living space or annex
✔ Rental & investment opportunities
✔ Holiday parks (subject to park approval)

💥 INCREDIBLE PRICE: £9,995 💥
⏳ First come, first served – bargains like this don’t hang around!

📞📩 Get in contact today for more information or to secure it!

16/01/2026

🔥 WILLERBY VOGUE 40x13 – 3 BEDROOM – ONLY £9,995 🔥

A fantastic opportunity to own a spacious 40x13 Willerby Vogue, offering 3 bedrooms, double glazing, and central heating – perfect for extra accommodation, holiday use, or a budget-friendly project.

✨ Key Features:
• 3-bedroom layout
• Double glazed & central heated
• Large open-plan living space
• Front opening doors flooding the living area with natural light
• Closed-off kitchen and bedroom area for added privacy
• Master bedroom with en-suite toilet
• Two twin bedrooms
• Family bathroom with large walk-in wet room shower
• Free-standing furniture throughout
• Built-in cooker, washing machine, and fridge freezer included

🏡 Ideal for:
✔ Extra family accommodation
✔ Holiday or Airbnb use
✔ Temporary living or project unit
✔ Affordable second home option

📍 Off-site sale only
💷 £9,995
🚚 Delivery can be arranged at an additional fee
🪵 Decking not included
📲 Get in touch today for more details, a walk-round video, and a great deal – exceptional value at this price!

16/01/2026

🔥 STUNNING 40x16 WILLERBY NEW HAMPSHIRE – TWIN UNIT 🔥

If you’re looking for space, quality, and versatility, this 40x16 Willerby New Horizon delivers it all. Bright, modern, and beautifully laid out, this double-glazed, central-heated twin unit is ideal for extra accommodation, Airbnb income, or a self-build project.

✨ Key Features:
• Spacious 2-bedroom twin unit
• Environmental Green Connex exterior cladding – modern & low maintenance
• Master bedroom with walk-in wardrobe & en-suite bathroom with bath
• Large twin second bedroom
• Jack & Jill bathroom with large modern shower
• V-Lux windows in kitchen & bedroom – floods the home with natural light
• Bright, airy feel throughout
• Closed-off living area with electric fire
• American fridge freezer, dishwasher & range cooker
• Stylish free-standing furniture
• Fully galvanised chassis – built to last

🏡 Perfect for:
✔ Extra family accommodation
✔ Airbnb / holiday let investment
✔ Self-build or temporary living
✔ Garden annex or development project

📍 Off-site sale only
💷 Split & sheeted: £37,995
🚚 Transport can be arranged at additional cost
🪵 Decking not included
📲 Get in touch today for a great deal and a walk-round video – high-demand units like this don’t stay available for long!

15/01/2026

🌟 35x12 Willerby Richmond – Spacious 2-Bed Holiday Home 🌟
First to see will buy – excellent condition – £4,995
This well-presented 35x12 Willerby Richmond offers generous living space and a bright, modern layout, perfect for a wide range of uses.

✨ Key Features:
• 2 bedrooms – 1 double with ample built-in storage & 1 twin
• Jack & Jill bathroom with a large shower
• Open-plan kitchen, dining & living area
• Closed-off living space for added privacy
• Electric panel heating throughout
• Single glazed
• Gas cooker
• Under-counter fridge
• Light, airy interior with a bright open feel

🏡 Ideal for:
• Extra accommodation
• Self-build or renovation project
• Airbnb / holiday let
• Annexe or temporary living
📍 Off-site sale only
🚚 Transport available at additional cost
👀 Viewings available

At just £4,995, this is an excellent opportunity — first to see will buy.
📩 Message now to arrange a viewing or secure it today!

22/12/2025

🎄✨ CHRISTMAS SPECIAL DEAL – OFF-SITE SALE ONLY! ✨🎄
Looking for the perfect upgrade for your land, farm, self-build project or private getaway? Also lends its self perfectly for other uses
⭐️Porter Cabin
⭐️office
⭐️Dog Groomers

This is EXACTLY what you’ve been waiting for!

🔥 Willerby Rio Disability adapted – 36ft x 12ft –🔥
🔥 £8,500🔥
⭐ 2 Bedrooms
⭐ Double glazed & central heated – warm, cosy, and fully winter-ready
⭐ Open Plan living kitchen area
⭐ Fitted furniture in Living/dining area
⭐ Double side opening doors
⭐ Large Double bedroom with built in wardrobe
⭐ Large Twin room
⭐️ Walk in Wet Room
⭐️Kitchen fitted with cooker and under counter fridge.

This unit is immaculate, ready to move, and ideal for:
➡️ Extra accommodation on your land
➡️ A private retreat or holiday hideaway
➡️ Farm workers, self-build living, or guest space
➡️ Anyone wanting instant, affordable, high-quality living!

🎅 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL PRICE AVAILABLE NOW – don’t miss out!
These don’t stay available for long… once it’s gone, it’s gone!

📩 Message NOW for photos and viewing availability! 🎁✨

Walk through video available

19/12/2025

🎄 Merry Christmas & Happy New Year from all of us at Static Trader 🎄

Today is our last day in the office for the year as we break for the Christmas period.

If you need to reach us for any enquiries, please email information@statictrader.com
and we’ll get back to you as soon as possible.

Thank you for your support throughout the year. We look forward to helping you with all your buying and selling needs in 2026.

Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and a happy, healthy New Year! 🎅✨

08/12/2025

🎄✨ CHRISTMAS SPECIAL DEAL – OFF-SITE SALE ONLY! ✨🎄
Looking for the perfect upgrade for your land, farm, self-build project or private getaway? This is EXACTLY what you’ve been waiting for!

🔥 Willerby Avonmore – 38ft x 12ft –🔥
🔥 £11,250.00 🔥
⭐ 3 Bedrooms – Master with built-in wardrobes + 2 spacious twin rooms
⭐ Stunning front-opening patio doors – let the light flood in
⭐ Modern U-shaped kitchen with integrated oven – ready for festive cooking
⭐ Large, comfy lounge sofa – perfect for family time
⭐ Double glazed & central heated – warm, cosy, and fully winter-ready
⭐ 2 Toilets – WC room + separate WC & shower room

This unit is immaculate, ready to move, and ideal for:
➡️ Extra accommodation on your land
➡️ A private retreat or holiday hideaway
➡️ Farm workers, self-build living, or guest space
➡️ Anyone wanting instant, affordable, high-quality living!

🎅 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL PRICE AVAILABLE NOW – don’t miss out!
These don’t stay available for long… once it’s gone, it’s gone!

📩 Message NOW for photos and viewing availability! 🎁✨

04/12/2025

🎅🎄 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 🎄🎅


🚨🚨🚨COSALT STUDIO EXTRA 🚨🚨🚨
*** OFF SITE SALE ***
💰💰💰 £8,995💰💰💰

⭐️37x12
⭐️2 bed
⭐️Double glazed
⭐️Central heated
⭐️Green Exterior
⭐️Open Plan Kitchen/ Living Area
⭐️Closed off living area to bedrooms
⭐️Free Standing Furniture in living room
⭐️Free standing dining furniture
⭐️Electric fire in living room
⭐️Family Bathroom with shower
⭐️Bright and Spacious with Full length windows
⭐️Family Bathroom with shower
⭐️Twin Bedroom with storage
⭐️Master Bedroom with ample Storage
⭐️Master Bedroom with En-suit toilet and sink

Delivery and siting available at additional cost.
WALK THROUGH VIDEO AVAILABLE
WhatsApp 📱 07715585504
Call ☎️ 01797 222333
Email 📧 information@statictrader.com