Impact Massage

Impact Massage Touch + Brain + Movement ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ช
For real humans with pain that wonโ€™t behave. Bodywork that works with your nervous system, not just your muscles. Real work.
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Not your average massage. Real results. Unique tailored hands-on treatments combining Remedial, Sports & Deep Tissue Massage, Trigger Point Therapy, MFR, STR & MET techniques. Rehabilitation advice. Traditional dry cupping and Rockpods. Taping using Rocktape. Reflexology. Person centred approach.

05/03/2026

Very last minute cancellation at 10.30am this morning

02/03/2026

GONE
Rare afternoon cancellation
tomorrow at 4.30pm

17/02/2026

GONE
Cancellation
tomorrow at 2pm

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31/01/2026

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Why the zebra? ๐Ÿ‘‰

The zebra is the symbol for hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (hEDS) and Hypermobility Spectrum Disorders (HSD) because these conditions are frequently misunderstood, overlooked, or misdiagnosed.

They arenโ€™t as rare as many people think but theyโ€™re just rarely diagnosed.

Day of the Zebra is about visibility, validation, and community.

Youโ€™re not alone. Youโ€™re not invisible. You matter.

Happy International Day of the Zebra ๐Ÿฆ“

11/01/2026

GONE
Cancellation
tomorrow at 11am

โœจ Merry Christmas & Happy New Year โœจ๐ŸŽ„Thanks to all my clients for showing up this year โ€” even when your body didnโ€™t want...
25/12/2025

โœจ Merry Christmas & Happy New Year โœจ๐ŸŽ„

Thanks to all my clients for showing up this year โ€” even when your body didnโ€™t want to ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘
Itโ€™s genuinely a privilege to do this work and be part of your journey ๐Ÿ’œ

Have a good Christmas, take a breather (if you can ๐Ÿ˜ฌ), move a little, rest a lot โ€” and Iโ€™ll see you in the New Year โœจ

Indre ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’š



Last day before Christmas: tomorrow 19th DecemberBack in action: 5th JanuaryDiary = fully booked (thanks for keeping me ...
18/12/2025

Last day before Christmas: tomorrow 19th December
Back in action: 5th January

Diary = fully booked (thanks for keeping me busy, broken, and entertained all year ๐Ÿฅฐ)

If you need a voucher:
โ€ข Physical ones โ†’ 19th December deadline
โ€ข Digital ones โ†’ always available online for the serial last-minute shoppers

๐ŸŽ„ Thatโ€™s the Christmas admin sorted.

Indre ๐Ÿ’œ

Best Christmas gift so far โ€” brought by the one and only Cher Kirk ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ„A candle that proudly reads: โ€œThank you for being m...
12/12/2025

Best Christmas gift so far โ€” brought by the one and only Cher Kirk ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ„
A candle that proudly reads: โ€œThank you for being my unpaid therapist.โ€
At last - public acknowledgment of my other full-time job ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ

Apparently Iโ€™m out here helping you lot with pain, juggling nervous systems, hearing the life stories, offering crisis management, and occasionally helping someone locate their will to liveโ€ฆ all included in the session price. Absolute bargain if you ask me ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿซฃ

Candle smells lovely ๐Ÿ˜
Validation smells even better ๐Ÿ˜Œโœจ

Your all-round Therapist Indre ๐Ÿ’œ

๐ŸŽ„ COSY CHRISTMAS STOCKING FILLERS FOR ACHY BODIES ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ RockTape (5m) โ€“ ยฃ12Great for calming sore spots, supporting tired j...
04/12/2025

๐ŸŽ„ COSY CHRISTMAS STOCKING FILLERS FOR ACHY BODIES ๐ŸŽ„

๐ŸŽ RockTape (5m) โ€“ ยฃ12
Great for calming sore spots, supporting tired joints and helping your body move easier through the day.

๐ŸŽ Meglio Hand Therapy Putty โ€“ ยฃ5
Brilliant for elderly hands, arthritis, stiffness, weak grip and hand rehabilitation.

Comfort is underrated.
Pain relief is not ๐Ÿ˜Œ

Available at Impact Massage โ€” message me or grab one when youโ€™re in ๐ŸŽ…

Indre ๐Ÿ’œ





Adulting accomplished: First Aid edition โœ…Refreshed my Emergency First Aid qualification yesterday because certificates ...
03/12/2025

Adulting accomplished: First Aid edition โœ…

Refreshed my Emergency First Aid qualification yesterday because certificates expire, but responsibility doesnโ€™t.

Brain ๐Ÿง  updated, confidence upgraded ๐Ÿ˜

Because when you run a business that works with bodies, you donโ€™t mess about with safety.

Iโ€™ve got your nervous system, muscles and wellbeing covered.

Indre ๐Ÿ’œ

Address

The Oast, 15 Victory Street
Sheerness
ME121NZ

Opening Hours

Monday 9:30am - 2:30am
Tuesday 9:30am - 5:30pm
Wednesday 9:30am - 5:30pm
Thursday 12pm - 8pm
Friday 9:30am - 7pm
Saturday 9:30am - 4pm

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Unique integrative complementary treatments for pain relief and management. Treating YOU not your condition!

Techniques used during the treatments:

Deep tissue massage

Myofascial release

Trigger point therapy