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Monday 9:30am - 2:30am Tuesday 9:30am - 5:30pm Wednesday 9:30am - 5:30pm Thursday 12pm - 8pm Friday 9:30am - 7pm Saturday 9:30am - 4pm

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Impact Massage

Touch + Brain + Movement 🧠💪
For real humans with pain that won’t behave. Bodywork that works with your nervous system, not just your muscles. Real work.
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Not your average massage. Real results. Unique tailored hands-on treatments combining Remedial, Sports & Deep Tissue Massage, Trigger Point Therapy, MFR, STR & MET techniques. Rehabilitation advice. Traditional dry cupping and Rockpods. Taping using Rocktape. Reflexology. Person centred approach.

25/12/2025

✨ Merry Christmas & Happy New Year ✨🎄

Thanks to all my clients for showing up this year — even when your body didn’t want to 😅👏
It’s genuinely a privilege to do this work and be part of your journey 💜

Have a good Christmas, take a breather (if you can 😬), move a little, rest a lot — and I’ll see you in the New Year ✨

Indre 💜💚

18/12/2025

Last day before Christmas: tomorrow 19th December
Back in action: 5th January

Diary = fully booked (thanks for keeping me busy, broken, and entertained all year 🥰)

If you need a voucher:
• Physical ones → 19th December deadline
• Digital ones → always available online for the serial last-minute shoppers

🎄 That’s the Christmas admin sorted.

Indre 💜

12/12/2025

Best Christmas gift so far — brought by the one and only Cher Kirk 😍🎄
A candle that proudly reads: “Thank you for being my unpaid therapist.”
At last - public acknowledgment of my other full-time job 😂🕯️

Apparently I’m out here helping you lot with pain, juggling nervous systems, hearing the life stories, offering crisis management, and occasionally helping someone locate their will to live… all included in the session price. Absolute bargain if you ask me 😅🫣

Candle smells lovely 😍
Validation smells even better 😌✨

Your all-round Therapist Indre 💜

04/12/2025

🎄 COSY CHRISTMAS STOCKING FILLERS FOR ACHY BODIES 🎄

🎁 RockTape (5m) – £12
Great for calming sore spots, supporting tired joints and helping your body move easier through the day.

🎁 Meglio Hand Therapy Putty – £5
Brilliant for elderly hands, arthritis, stiffness, weak grip and hand rehabilitation.

Comfort is underrated.
Pain relief is not 😌

Available at Impact Massage — message me or grab one when you’re in 🎅

Indre 💜

03/12/2025

Adulting accomplished: First Aid edition ✅

Refreshed my Emergency First Aid qualification yesterday because certificates expire, but responsibility doesn’t.

Brain 🧠 updated, confidence upgraded 😏

Because when you run a business that works with bodies, you don’t mess about with safety.

I’ve got your nervous system, muscles and wellbeing covered.

Indre 💜

30/11/2025

GONE
Last minute availability
tomorrow at 12.30pm

29/11/2025

🎄 Let’s Talk Christmas Presents… 🎄
This year, skip the mugs, socks and panic-buy candles. Let's admit that nobody actually wants another mug that says “World’s Okayest Husband” 🫣😅

This year, give a gift that does something useful.

Impact Massage gift vouchers = less pain, less stress, better sleep and bodies that move a bit more like they’re supposed to.

Available as:
🎁 A physical voucher (wrap it, feel smug)
📱 A digital one (last minute heroes, I see you 👀😄)

Buy here before you forget and regret it:
👉 https://squareup.com/gift/SXD89VVKK2XZ7/order

Perfect for:
Tired mums. Stiff dads. Desk creatures. Gym lovers. Chronic pain warriors. Humans in general.

No clutter. No awkward smiles. No fake enthusiasm.
Just a gift that actually helps.

24/11/2025

❗️All appointments are now GONE - THANK YOU 🤩

⏳️There are only a few appointments left between now and Christmas🎄

🔸Tuesday the 25th Nov @4.30pm - GONE
🔸️️️Wednesday the 26th Nov - GONE
🔸️Thursday the 27th Nov @3.30pm - GONE
🔸️Tuesday the 16th Dec @9.30am - GONE
🔸️Thursday the 18th Dec @9.30am - GONE

📲You can book online at impactmassage.noterro.com

❗️All cancellations will be first offered to the clients on the waiting list and then posted here.

11/11/2025

GONE
Last minute cancellation tomorrow at 12.30pm

10/11/2025

GONE
Have a cancellation tomorrow at 9.30am

16/10/2025

GONE NOW
Cancellation tomorrow at 9.30am

15/09/2025

Join us at this month's meeting as we welcome guest practitioner Lorna Bailey! She'll be exploring Integral Eye Movement Therapy (IEMT) and showing you how this powerful technique can help you reframe and reduce the impact of painful memories, feelings, and physical pain patterns. It's time to move forward.

Address

The Oast, 15 Victory Street
Sheerness
ME121NZ

Opening Hours

Monday	9:30am - 2:30am
Tuesday	9:30am - 5:30pm
Wednesday	9:30am - 5:30pm
Thursday	12pm - 8pm
Friday	9:30am - 7pm
Saturday	9:30am - 4pm

Website

https://impactmassage.noterro.com/

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