Michael Skyner

Michael Skyner For Michael Skyner writing is the best fun that anyone could ever have. "I write because I enjoy it, it's the best therapy there is.

To watch characters and plots develop is something akin to magic. I thoroughly recommend it to everyone."

25/03/2026

NATIONAL POETRY COMPETITION

So my entry didn't win. Well, that's a surprise, giving the outstanding quality of my work. What do you mean there was no scansion? Derivative, how dare you! I have you know, that any resemblance to Sir John Betjeman is purely coincidental. Anyway I've already been working on the first line for my entry for next year.

Shall I compare thee to a winter's bog.

Shows promise? What do you think?

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT YOLONDE:When I came across Yolonde, I was immediately captivated; it’s one of those rare “h...
24/03/2026

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT YOLONDE:

When I came across Yolonde, I was immediately captivated; it’s one of those rare “hidden bookshelf” gems that combine heart, humour, and hope into a story that resonates across ages. The way you blend fantasy and realism, set against the rich backdrop of Kenya and London, creates a magical yet deeply human narrative. It’s more than a children’s story; it’s an inspiring journey about courage, self-belief, and the magic that comes from within. Your portrayal of Yolonde, a young girl who dares to dream despite her struggles, mirrors the challenges many children face, feeling inadequate, misunderstood, or overlooked, yet you show how resilience and self-belief can turn impossibility into triumph. The lion, the moon, and those silver slippers beautifully symbolise imagination, courage, and the power of inner strength. And the generational storytelling through Grandma Wei, Wei and Katrina adds a wonderful layer of warmth and legacy. Your writing captures that delicate balance between laughter and lessons, weaving humour into serious themes like loss, poverty, and perseverance—a skill few authors master so naturally. It’s clear your personal journey with dyslexia and your mission to inspire children to read and believe in themselves infuse every word with authenticity.
The Hidden Bookshelf
Yolonde: Waterstones, Feedaread, Barnes and Noble or from my website michaelskyner.com and all good bookshops. Middle grade and upwards.

Try a tiny poem today — read it aloud, then share your line. I write short, dyslexia-friendly pieces that invite everyon...
17/03/2026

Try a tiny poem today — read it aloud, then share your line. I write short, dyslexia-friendly pieces that invite everyone to join in. I work across children’s fantasy and adult poetry, so there’s something for every reader. Want more? Visit https://wix.to/uW5GMwd and sign up for weekly prompts. Which line will you add? ✨📚
Here's mine:

Sunrise
The Sun rises in the morning;
And, in the evening, it goes to bed
I wonder where it puts its head.

THIS WEEK'S POEM FROM MONKEYThe Delusions of Mr ThinMr Thin was a skinny manWho hardly ate his dinnerHe didn’t snack; he...
15/03/2026

THIS WEEK'S POEM FROM MONKEY

The Delusions of Mr Thin

Mr Thin was a skinny man
Who hardly ate his dinner
He didn’t snack; he didn’t nibble
He didn’t eat between his meals
He could hardly have been thinner
But when Mr Thin looked into the mirror
All he saw
Was a huge fridge door of a body
With a head on top
And two feet on the floor,
and arms the size of a gorilla

Poor Mr Thin
He thought he was fat
When all the time he was as thin as a lat
So, he went on a diet and disappeared

WORLD BOOK WEEKMonkey says write me a funny poem and receive a free signed copy of the 'Monkey's Fart.' First five entri...
08/03/2026

WORLD BOOK WEEK

Monkey says write me a funny poem and receive a free signed copy of the 'Monkey's Fart.' First five entries will receive a free copy.

Include your name and postal address. If you want it signed personally, include your name as
you would like it spelt.

E-mail your entry to mikeskinn@hotmail.co.uk Monkey's Fart.

WORLD BOOK WEEKCaption This: Skyner Edition! Post your funniest one-line caption for this panel — make us laugh and you ...
04/03/2026

WORLD BOOK WEEK
Caption This: Skyner Edition! Post your funniest one-line caption for this panel — make us laugh and you might inspire Michael’s next line. Ready, set, caption! Send to mikeskinn@hotmail.co.uk or leave your caption in the comments. The winner of the best caption will receive a signed copy of Yolonde and the Magic Silver Slippers.

WORLD BOOK DAY/WEEKSpace Nutz goes Nuts over World Book Day.I have a few old proof copies of Space Nutz, Marriage Propos...
03/03/2026

WORLD BOOK DAY/WEEK
Space Nutz goes Nuts over World Book Day.
I have a few old proof copies of Space Nutz, Marriage Proposals if anybody wants one. Suitable for 14+. Free, but if you want to send a couple of quid towards postage, it would be much appreciated, as my charity status hasn't come through yet. I'm on Paypal.
Email me at mikeskinn@hotmail.co.uk
Let me know if you want the copy signed.
Please forward if you know anyone in the suitable age group. The laughs will take their minds off what is going on elsewhere.

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT YOLONDEYolonde and the Magic Silver Slippers: A Bold and Spellbinding Journey from Nairobi ...
27/02/2026

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT YOLONDE

Yolonde and the Magic Silver Slippers: A Bold and Spellbinding Journey from Nairobi to Broadway in this Vibrant Children’s Story

Written by Michael Skyner, a dyslexic author with a love of mischief and meaning, ‘Yolonde and the Magic Silver Slippers’ tells the story of a young Kenyan girl who dares to dream and dares even harder when the enchantment wears off.

Set between 1980s Nairobi and modern-day Tottenham, the book blends fantasy with real-world hardship, from terrorism and grief to resilience and triumph. A lion, the moon, and a pair of glowing slippers lead Yolonde through a world where courage matters more than spells.

Skyner’s rare mix of humour and heart delivers a story that lingers long after the last page.
Amazon.co.uk: Michael Skyner: Books

Looking for joyful, dyslexia-friendly reading for reluctant readers? Share a smile with a playful excerpt from Michael S...
23/02/2026

Looking for joyful, dyslexia-friendly reading for reluctant readers? Share a smile with a playful excerpt from Michael Skyner’s poem—big, clear type and rhythmic lines make reading fun and accessible for kids and classrooms. Visit https://michaelskyner.co.uk to explore more samples and bring laughter to storytime. 📚😊
www.michaelskyner.co.uk

JIBBERING JIM

Jibbering Jim was a wreck of a man
Whose nerves were all of a tremor
At the slightest sound
He would jump up and down
And quiver and quake
And shiver and shake
And become so upset
He would throw up all over his dinner

SEE WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT YOLONDEYolonde and the Magic Silver Slippers: A Bold and Spellbinding Journey from Nair...
18/02/2026

SEE WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT YOLONDE
Yolonde and the Magic Silver Slippers: A Bold and Spellbinding Journey from Nairobi to Broadway in this Vibrant Children’s Story
Written by Michael Skyner, a dyslexic author with a love of mischief and meaning, ‘Yolonde and the Magic Silver Slippers’ tells the story of a young Kenyan girl who dares to dream and dares even harder when the enchantment wears off. Set between 1980s Nairobi and modern-day Tottenham, the book blends fantasy with real-world hardship, from terrorism and grief to resilience and triumph. A lion, the moon, and a pair of glowing slippers lead Yolonde through a world where courage matters more than spells. Skyner’s rare mix of humour and heart delivers a story that lingers long after the last page. https://Amazon.co.uk: Michael Skyner Yolonde

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