The Metal Masseuse

The Metal Masseuse Aromatherapy Massage and products for rebellious women, inspired by a love of heavy metal & natural wellness that doesn't cost the earth.
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There's nothing more rock'n'roll than a woman committed to her own self care in a society that tells her not to.

It doesn't happen very often - 3 slots available in the coming week 😱 Grab them while you can 🤗Tuesday 18th November @ 3...
15/11/2025

It doesn't happen very often - 3 slots available in the coming week 😱

Grab them while you can 🤗

Tuesday 18th November @ 3pm

Friday 21st November @ 10am & 12 noon.

Message to book a slice of winter wellness 🕯🧘🏼‍♀️

See you there ✨️

Some glimmers from a week where collectively the energy has felt way off 😵‍💫From my conversations with clients, we've al...
14/11/2025

Some glimmers from a week where collectively the energy has felt way off 😵‍💫

From my conversations with clients, we've all been feeling the same kinda way - lack of focus, energy, clarity. A feeling of confusion & anxiousness.

Whether we blame Mercury retrograde, the geomagnetic storm or just the unsettled weather, I've definitely been feeling it too.

So here's some of my glimmers from a weird week 🤔

✨️ Appreciating my beautiful cozy treatment room - I look forward to coming in in the morning and getting the heat on so much when the weather is mental outside 🌪

✨️ My wee early Christmas present to you all has been such a hit - who knew a simple table warmer would add that lil extra somethin somethin 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

✨️ Coffee in a fancy cup while I restock our skincare range for Christmas 🎄

✨️ Catching some early morning sun 😍

✨️ Playing in the leaves 🍁

✨️ Catching the perfect reflection 👌🏼🌙

✨️ Sparklers in the woods at night 👻

✨️ Embracing the dark nights by rewatching Twin Peaks while updating my battle jacket 🪡

✨️ Lighting a candle on a stormy morning

Spread the positivity in the comments on this stormy Friday and let me know your glimmers of the week ⬇️

In honour of 🤘🏼 Here's a brief rundown of "my why" ❤️‍🔥People often ask me "Why the Metal Masseuse"? Is heavy metal re...
11/11/2025

In honour of 🤘🏼

Here's a brief rundown of "my why" ❤️‍🔥

People often ask me "Why the Metal Masseuse"?

Is heavy metal really conducive to self care, relaxation and an overall improvement in our physical & mental health?

To that I say, HELL YEAH IT IS! 🤘🏼❤️‍🔥

Music is a soother of the soul and, what is music and in particular, live shows if not a form of group therapy. So why not marry up the two?!

Aside from the studies stating heavy metal actually reduces cortisol, what I find most important is the sense of community.

At The Metal Masseuse, we reject the cookie cutter image of today's wellness industry and do it our way.

For the rebels, the geeks, the goths, the emos, the metal heads and all the ladies in between.

The Metal Masseuse is a welcoming space for women who do things differently.

It's a bit of me, and if you think it's a bit of you, why not get in touch to start your alternative wellness journey? ❤️‍🔥

Ps. Bonus points if you can identify the lyrics on the bag 😂

The C-word orders are starting to trickle in ✨️If you're thinking about shopping small, natural and low impact this year...
07/11/2025

The C-word orders are starting to trickle in ✨️

If you're thinking about shopping small, natural and low impact this year - our range of gift vouchers, natural hand crafted products and recycled gift hampers are the perfect choice 🌍🌎🌏

✔️ Recycled packaging
✔️ Organic where possible
✔️ Small Batch
✔️ Hand Crafted
✔️ 100% Pure Essential Oils
✔️ Female Led

Get your orders in early - as you know it's just little ole me up in here 🙋🏼‍♀️ 😂✨️

Massage gift vouchers are back in stock at for those of you starting to think about the C word 🫣Give someone the gift o...
03/11/2025

Massage gift vouchers are back in stock at for those of you starting to think about the C word 🫣

Give someone the gift of a sacred hour all to themselves to feel pampered, restored and cared for ✨️

I can also email you a printable voucher if you can't make it into the shop.

Valid for 1 year from time of purchase.

📍 The Metal Masseuse
C/O Carla 49 High Street Stone ST15 8AD

Some spooky spam from the last couple of weeks 👻🎃The treatment room looking extra cozy ✨️Some van times 🎃A lot of crafti...
02/11/2025

Some spooky spam from the last couple of weeks 👻🎃

The treatment room looking extra cozy ✨️

Some van times 🎃

A lot of crafting 🎨🍁

Getting some exciting plans in place for the new year 😍🤗

Hope you all had a suitably spooky weekend, can't wait to welcome you to the treatment room this week! 🤩

31/10/2025

It's here ✨️🎃🍁🦇🌙

People often wonder what the fascination is with Halloween. I've always loved the "dark & unusual" but I suppose it runs a bit deeper than that.

As an ancient Irish fire festival, it runs in our veins 🔥

There's a nostalgia it brings - I'm thinking monkey nuts, toffee apples, black bin bags as a costume (every year) those plastic witch fingers and noses 😂

I would plan and make my costume for weeks before - stitching and sewing by hand. Still topped with a bin bag cape mind you 😂

And you had to be dressed before it got dark 🌙⭐️

My mum would set the table for dinner and we'd eat by candlelight with the turnip and apple tart as the centre piece.

I'd watch the fireworks from the top window with my dad 🎆

And then there's the bonfire that was burning waaaay too close to the houses 🫣

Come to think of it, the whole thing was a health and safety nightmare but it was the 90's 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

So happy Halloween, whatever it means to you. And thank you all so much for indulging my love of all things dark and spooky this October. I still pinch myself to think I get to facilitate women's healing journeys while listening to a spooky podcast by candlelight 🤩🙏🏼🕯

10 year old me black bin bag clad me would be so thrilled 🥰


For all of those that are lamenting the fact that October is nearly over, in reality, spooky season is only just beginni...
30/10/2025

For all of those that are lamenting the fact that October is nearly over, in reality, spooky season is only just beginning.

In the Irish language, Samhain (pronounced Sowen) is the word for November, so really, we're only getting started guys and ghouls! 👻

The last 2 Autumn Harvest Mists are available in the shop today - pop in and see all the new stock at while you're at it!

Check out my stories for more weird & wonderful Irish Samhain traditions!



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