02/04/2026
Games afternoon started off all calm and civilised… you know, gentle board games, polite turns, cups of tea ☕️
Fast forward 20 minutes and—naturally—it descended into our favourite activity: absolute CHAOS 😂
Somewhere in the madness, we accidentally invented a brand new sport… introducing “Bedlam Balls with the Manager” 🎉
At peak performance we had:
⚽️ 3 balls
👩💼 1 very committed Manager
👥 2 team members
👼🏼 1 Nurse
👩⚕️ 1 slightly bewildered Student Nurse
🧓 6 highly competitive residents
No one really knew the rules… mainly because there weren’t any. Points may or may not have been awarded. The Manager may or may not have been the main target 👀
And for anyone needing proof… some of the photographic evidence includes a few iconic poses from the Funky Chicken song 🐔💃 which definitely explains a lot!
Safe to say… board games are officially cancelled next week. Bedlam Balls is now a weekly fixture 😆