ROAD Poetrycomedytragedy

24/02/2026

Tess of D'Unbelievables

20/02/2026

once upon a time all i wanted to do was to play the tennis sacks

19/02/2026

great comedy films are few and far between

17/02/2026

The Dyspepsi Challenge (Guests include Roger and Muddy Waters)

Woebegone the wobbegong
in upstate Upsala

Pity the pet
crustacean
boiled by mafia

Vlad the impala
she's secured a sinecure
in dutch Valhalla

Cowan-dickie's
cow and gate
grazes downtown dystopia

meanwhile
Marlon Brando, Mario Bava and Maria Bello
are both instrumental
in playing the fiddle
as well as cello

all the while speaking
in Tongue's vegan rest'raunt
where tofu rhinoceros

is a starter for ten
comancheros,
as well as that nance eros

Cross and Blackwell
i hope today

stringy is the pangolin
stringier than a mandolin

brings out the ripe tripe
and music in the meal,
no wonder it's gone viral
it's tastier than cat
and rat combined
but bitterer than seal.
( they're now inter-mating
so as to increase the hygiene rating)

It's true Kitchens are a mess
and cooking is a craft
Mutation's next to godliness
and stem cell research a graft

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17/02/2026

when countries meet...do they shake lands?

16/02/2026

clarks clodhoppers

12/02/2026

In Concern. (to
lon chaney
who,
neatly deserted, left his family,
his desk,
his sanity)

Jimmy's wife looks like Lauren Bacall
but what do i know?

baybe i know f**k all.
still yon chav's been lucky

His old girl's looks, an all.
like bogey's

not the snot
but to have and have not
to be or being not

meanwhile my brother
blind, and a better man for it,
lives in Caldicot.

09/02/2026

the doctor told me he'd inserted a cloning mechanism into my rectum...i shat my self

07/02/2026

I applied for defenestration but it was a very narrow window

03/02/2026

passing by a mirror

02/02/2026

27/01/2026

saw this - it was excellent. Some critics describe it as Minority Report for dummies. Actually that's unfair, the two films are different enough