15/11/2025
🏆 MANAGER OF THE MONTH REVIEW
International break or not, we’ve had more movement in this league than a toddler after a Capri-Sun. Let’s look at who rose, who tumbled, and who needs to have a long word with themselves.
🔼 THE CLIMBERS — Teams who actually improved their life choices
🥇 Black Country Ay We
Movement: 🚀 From mid-pack to TOP OF THE LEAGUE
The biggest, boldest, shoutiest climber.
They’ve basically charged past Attacking Ants, smashed down the door at the top, and planted a massive Black Country flag in first place yelling “AY WE TOP NOW BAB?”
Momentum? Absolutely ridiculous.
Humility? Nowhere to be seen.
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🥈 Wolfie
Movement: 🐺 A tidy rise up the standings
Wolfie has casually strolled past Harry Saint Germain and Bratch Rovers like a wolf who’s spotted an unattended picnic.
A clean climb. A howl-worthy ascent.
Finally living up to the username.
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🥉 Bratch Rovers
Movement: 📈 Still in the top cluster
Bratch didn’t exactly rocket, but unlike half the league they didn’t collapse, which somehow counts as success.
They look like the friend who revises the night before the exam and still gets a B+.
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🔽 THE FALLERS — Teams who need a tactical nap
💀 Attacking Ants
Movement: ⬇️ Knocked off the top
Week 10: Big ants.
Week 11: Slightly confused ants wandering around trying to remember where the sugar went.
Still elite — but the Ant Empire has cracked.
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💀 Harry Saint Germain
Movement: ⬇️ Dropped behind Wolfie
From would-be PSG to mid-table Ligue 1 vibes.
Neymar? Messi? Mbappé?
No — just disappointment.
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💀 Velezwolves52
Movement: ⬇️ Sliding further into the danger zone
The fall continues.
Shaky defence, questionable captaincy, and the name ending in “52” is beginning to look like the number of places they’ll drop by Christmas.
🏆 MANAGER OF THE MONTH: BLACK COUNTRY AY WE
Because they didn’t just improve — they invaded first place, planted a flag, kicked their feet up, and shouted:
“AY WE… ON TOP?”
Yes. Yes, you are.
For now.
Week 11
1. Black Country ay we – Top of the pile. Loud. Proud. Probably insufferable.
2. Attacking Ants – Still attacking. Still ants. Still terrifying.
3. Bratch Rovers – Bratching their way up the table.
4. Wolfie – Howling into the top four like it’s the moon.
5. Harry Saint Germain – The Mbappé of the Midlands… in their own head.
6. Jota 18 – Living and dying by one Portuguese man’s hamstring.
7. Vanderers – Wandered upward this time.
8. Mount Bains – Not quite bottling it yet. Encouraging.
9. Bextra Points – Still looking for those extra points.
10. Halloumi Hitmen – Squeaky, squeaky football.
11. Cols Cloggers – Mid-table? Clogged.
12. Camteke – Ticking along like a cheap smartwatch.
13. Kofi’s Athletic FC – Still jittery from all the caffeine.
14. Goated – The GOAT of being 14th.
15. Better than fishing – And somehow still proving it.
16. Beatles Boys – “Help! I need somebody…”
17. Scratchings for Tea – Dropping faster than a drunk uncle’s dance moves.
18. Parkfield Villains – Villain arc currently in the filler-episode phase.
19. Tax and Tzatziki – Mixing Greek yoghurt with HMRC paperwork as usual.
20. Velezwolves52 – Still howling, just not in celebration.
21. Gems11 – Less gemstone, more gravel at the moment.
22. Old Carthusians – Ancient but holding on.
23. In the Slot – Absolutely not in the slot.
24. Dawns Dynamite – Mid-explosion, but aimed at themselves.
