Boyne Body Clinic

15/11/2025

I am thrilled to announce my return to college at the National Training Centre in Dublin, Ireland, to pursue the Higher Diploma in Neuromuscular Therapy, a commitment driven solely by my desire to offer you the most effective and advanced care possible.

By dedicating myself to advanced chronic pain solutions, specialized TMJ and cranial techniques, detailed neurodynamic assessments, and ScarWork certification, I am continuously investing in cutting-edge knowledge to better diagnose and treat the often complex root causes of your pain, ensuring that you receive the safest, most efficient, and ultimately the most successful treatment to achieve a better recovery and a better you.

Continuous education is the key to your well-being.

Your therapist
Anthony ❣️

05/11/2025

🌙 A Blessed Goodnight 🌙

After a long, busy day of work, giving my heart and soul to help others as a neuromuscular therapist, I finally made it home. A little tired, yes, but deeply grateful.

As I stepped out of my car, I looked up and saw the moon glowing softly through the clouds. In that quiet moment, I bowed my head and thanked God, for watching over me, for giving me strength to care for others, and for surrounding me with love and purpose.

Before I rest tonight, I lift a simple prayer:
May God bless my family, my friends, my clients, and everyone who needs a touch of His comfort and healing.

May your night be peaceful, your heart calm, and your dreams filled with light. 🌕💫

From my heart to yours, blessings and gratitude always. 🙏✨

Your therapist
Anthony ❣️

03/11/2025

We needed an upgrade 😍 ✨ Introducing the Master Massage Gibraltar™ LX Therapy Table at Boyne Body Clinic! ✨

We’re thrilled to add this luxurious and ultra-durable table to our clinic. The 81cm wide, 7.6cm thick memory foam surface offers unparalleled comfort for our clients, while the solid Canadian ash wood legs and aircraft-grade steel supports ensure maximum safety and stability.

With a weight capacity of 340kg, this table is designed to accommodate all body types, including taller clients. It’s not just about comfort—Italia Nano Skin upholstery is oil and water-resistant, and the deluxe ergonomic accessories (including headrest, face cushion, and armrests) make each session truly premium.

Perfect for both mobile treatments and in-clinic sessions, this table ensures a smooth, professional experience every time. Plus, it’s eco-friendly and easy to maintain! 🖤💆‍♀️

Come experience next-level relaxation and care—only at Boyne Body Clinic! 🌿✨

Your experience at Boyne Body Clinic matters!

Your therapist
Anthony ❣️

30/10/2025

🎃 Boyne Body Clinic's RACID HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! 💀

Tired of boring, healing physical therapy? This October, Anthony at Boyne Body Clinic invites you to experience a unique, guaranteed-to-scream treatment session you won't soon forget!

For one horrifyingly low price, we promise to treat you spectacularly special with our new, unconventional therapy:

* The Treatment: Includes body and bone breaking, plus the use of genuine torture tools and equipment to ensure a truly deep, agonizing tissue experience.

* The Session: Guaranteed to be a long, slow, torture session.

* The Guarantee: No guarantee of a pulse leaving the clinic.

💀 The Price of Pain

* Standard Hour of Torture: €1200 per hour.

* BYOT (Bring Your Own Torture Device) Fee: An extra €500.

* Survival Kit: Bandages and first aid kits are available for €200 (highly recommended).

* Refreshments (Price Negotiable): Enjoy nibbles (last week's leftovers we found in the fridge) and beverages (brown tap water).

Hurry! This unique offer is one that no other clinic is able to match us—and for good reason!

For appointments, please text Lurch on 0863085237.

Happy Racid Halloween from Boyne Body Clinic 🥵

26/10/2025

HUGE CONGRATULATIONS to Michael Gafa on an incredible performance at the Dublin Marathon, finishing with a fantastic time of 3:01:53!

This outstanding result is a true testament to Michael's dedication, hard work, and relentless commitment to his training.

We at Boyne Body Clinic are incredibly proud to have played a part in his journey, providing neuromuscular therapy to ensure he was in peak condition for race day and aiding in his recovery.

Witnessing such triumphs fuels our passion for supporting athletes and active individuals in achieving their goals. Michael, your success is truly inspiring!

8.26pm: finally all 9 clients being assisted at Boyne Body Clinic have sent me their feedback. No injuries reported, 6 got better timings and 3 of them are "pi**ed" after a quick visit to the recharging point - the pub 😂

Well done ladies & gentlemen 💪

22/10/2025

Welcome to My Sanctuary

​Hello, I'm Anthony, and it's with immense pride and a full heart that I welcome you always to Boyne Body Clinic – my personal sanctuary dedicated to your well-being.

🙏 As a passionate and highly qualified neuromuscular therapist, I'm driven by an unyielding belief in the transformative power of touch. This isn't just a career for me; it's the very essence of my purpose. It's why I poured my soul into establishing Boyne Body Clinic so I could truly cultivate a restorative environment for anyone seeking profound resetting and regeneration. 💫

​My journey into this healing art was profoundly shaped by my dear Grandma Polly. I can still vividly picture her, a beacon of warmth, tirelessly massaging anyone who walked through her door, easing their pains and calming their anxieties. I’d often ask, "Grandma, what magic are you weaving?" Her loving gaze and simple reply, "Helping people to reconnect with their inner self," were a mystery to my young mind then. It took years, a lifetime of learning and experience, to truly grasp the profound wisdom in those words. Now, I stand before you, your dedicated therapist, finally understanding that it’s about so much more than just physical relief; it’s about guiding you back to a harmonious relationship with your own body and spirit. 💖

​Let me be clear: the incredible benefits of massage are a universal gift. Whether you are male or female, an athlete pushing boundaries, a parent juggling responsibilities, or simply someone navigating the stresses of daily life, your body deserves care, and the massage is for you. While our individual needs may vary, the fundamental power of therapeutic touch to heal, soothe, and rejuvenate remains constant for every single person.

For appointments, text me privately to 086 308 5237 🫶

20/10/2025

18/10/2025

People often wonder why some don’t believe in reflexology or why it’s sometimes misunderstood. From what I’ve seen, it’s rarely skepticism, it’s simply that many haven’t yet experienced what it can do.

Reflexology is far more than a relaxing foot massage. It’s a deeply intuitive and therapeutic practice that gently activates the nervous system by stimulating reflex points connected to every organ, gland, and system in the body, including the brain. Because it’s subtle, non-invasive, and works holistically, it doesn’t always fit into the conventional view of treatment. Yet that’s exactly what makes it so powerful.

This work has taught me that healing doesn’t always shout, it often whispers. Some people need to feel the shift before they can believe it, and that’s perfectly okay. The effects can be tender but transformative: better sleep, a calmer mind, improved digestion, or a sense of emotional release that feels like a weight lifting from within.

I remember one woman I practiced on while still studying. She had been struggling deeply with depression. After her third session, she told me she felt worse and wondered why she’d even come back. I gently explained that her body was beginning a process of rebalancing, that sometimes, when energy starts to move and the nervous system begins to reset, things can feel unsettled before they harmonize. Thankfully, she returned for her fourth treatment, and this time she told me she felt lighter, clearer, and more at peace than she had in a long time.

That moment touched me deeply. It reminded me why I believe so wholeheartedly in reflexology. When the nervous system is balanced, it sends renewed messages of harmony to every organ, every cell, even the mind and emotions. Reflexology doesn’t force change; it invites the body to remember how to heal itself. And witnessing that unfold is one of the most beautiful experiences I know.

Your reflexologist
Anthony❣️

For appointments please text to 0863085237 as call button shows wrong number.

07/10/2025

She said, "I'm too old to stretch."

He said, "I'm too old to listen."

Both lived happily ever after 🤣

03/10/2025

Message of Condolence from Boyne Body Clinic

It is with deep sadness that I join our community in mourning the heartbreaking loss of Mark, Louise, and Evan O’Connor.

This tragedy has touched us all. Mark will be remembered for his passion and advocacy, Louise for her kindness and care, and Evan for the joy he brought to so many. Their presence enriched the lives of those around them, and their loss is deeply felt across the community.

I wish to extend my heartfelt sympathy to the O’Connor and Doherty families, their friends, and all who are grieving. My thoughts and prayers are with you during this time of unimaginable sorrow.

May Mark, Louise, and Evan rest in peace, and may their memories remain a lasting light for all who knew them.

Your therapist
Anthony ❣️

12/09/2025

New qualification achieved... need models for practice, please DM me ❤️

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