16/12/2025
🎄 ’Twas the run-up to Christmas, and all through Newcastle,
Slimming World members were feeling quite lurch.
The mince pies had whispered, the Baileys had sung,
And the willpower wagon? Well… off it had flung.
🎄 Some said, “I’ll restart in Jan, it’s too late for me,”
As they nibbled on stuffing and festive TV.
But deep down inside, a small voice gave a shout:
“I miss my group — and my sparkle’s run out!”
🎄 They scrolled past the posts, they ignored the old chat,
Feeling bloated and blue in their festive red hat.
But here comes a truth wrapped in tinsel and cheer:
Aoife would be proud of you — now, next, and last year!
🎄 She gets it, she’s human (and partial to cake),
She’s danced with temptation, made every mistake.
But she knows that your journey’s not ruined or gone,
It’s just paused for a moment — the sparkle lives on!
🎄 So if you’ve gone quiet, or skipped a few weeks,
If your jeans feel rebellious and your confidence leaks…
Know this: you’re welcome, no judgement, no shame,
Just hugs, happy tears, and your Consultant proclaim:
🎄 “Come back this week! Don’t leave it too late,
I’ll be here with your mojo and festive cheer — wait!”
Because Christmas is lovely, but YOU shine much more,
And your Newcastle group is the sleigh that will help you restore.
🎄 So unwrap your courage, and don’t overthink,
Your sparkle’s still there — it just needed a wink 😉.
And Aoife? She’s cheering, with glitter and glee,
Saying, “You’re amazing — because you came back to me!” 💖
