Smart Joker Laughs

Smart Joker Laughs for booking, Contact me through 0713661275, email address smartjoker000@gmail.com for
Comedy, Comic Music, Acting, Live Comedy Performances, MC

15/12/2025

🎉 SUNDAY MEGAPLAY FAMILY FUN DAY 🎉
📍 OBC Mall Kitengela - MEGAPLAY ARCADE
🗓 Sunday, 21st December 2025
⏰ 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM

Sunday is for church, rest… and family joy. We’re closing the week the old-school way, togetherness, laughter, and clean fun.

What’s on the table:
🎈 Kids’ soft play grounds
🤸 Trampoline action
🎮 PlayStation & all kinds of games

On the ground, steering the fun engine smoothly:

Symore Mc

MC Marvin de Guanso

And yours truly, keeping everything in Vulai Momentum

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring your kids. Bring your marriage partner.
Because fun is not a children-only department, adults just need permission.

📖 As written in the Bible (Matthew 19:14):
“Let the little children come to me… for the Kingdom of Heaven belongs to such as these.”

So parents, if Heaven is for kids, this Sunday, joy is for you.

Simple truth:
One Sunday. Six hours. One family mission.
Laugh. Jump. Play. Bond.

👉 Sunday | 10am–6pm | OBC Mall Kitengela
Fun is compulsory.

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The Best Undercoat in Town, you want to paint?
12/12/2025

The Best Undercoat in Town, you want to paint?

10/12/2025

Crystal Paints & Adhesives ni njia rahisi, ya kitamaduni na ya kisasa kabisa ya kupata chapaa kupitia ujenzi. Kampuni iko na jina kubwa, bidhaa thabiti, na soko linalotembea kila siku. Ukiwa nao, unajipanga kwenye mstari wa mbele wa miradi, mauzo, na fursa zinazolipa haraka.

Kwa kifupi—ni brand inayoaminika, bidhaa zinazouza, na nafasi ya wewe kuingia kwenye mtiririko wa pesa bila long story.

Crystal Paints Ltd stands as a legacy pillar in the construction value chain - a trusted partner that keeps projects gro...
07/12/2025

Crystal Paints Ltd stands as a legacy pillar in the construction value chain - a trusted partner that keeps projects grounded in tradition while pushing innovation forward. Here are the five core strategic advantages it brings to any build:

1. Long-Term Surface Protection: Its coatings create a robust defensive layer that shields walls from moisture, UV wear, and daily abrasion, driving down lifecycle maintenance costs and boosting asset durability.

2. Superior Aesthetic Uplift: The finishes deliver that elegant, executive-grade visual consistency that elevates brand image, homeowner confidence, and project valuation from day one.

3. Fast-Track Application Efficiency: Optimized formulations cut drying time and streamline workflow, empowering contractors to hit milestones with precision and operational efficiency.

4. Eco-Aligned Formulations: Low-VOC - stands for Volatile Organic Compounds - those lightweight chemicals that evaporate quickly into the air during and after painting - and environmentally responsible blends support sustainable construction objectives, aligning projects with modern compliance frameworks and ESG deliverables.

5. Reliable Supply Chain Backbone: With consistent product availability and dependable distribution, Crystal Paints keeps construction timelines on track and mitigates costly project disruptions.

04/12/2025

If a lady still plays hard to get after a genuine man steps forward, my friend, that’s a clear Key Performance Indicator that the market dynamics have shifted into fantasy mode. We’re running a national operation here, not a telenovela. And when “what do you bring to the table?” is answered with a 360° body showcase instead of values, vision, and virtuous old-school substance… then the strategic roadmap to progress gets derailed before kickoff. It’s comedy, yes, but it’s also a mirror of our social ecosystem—an area requiring urgent mindset re-engineering.

Because truth be told, Kenya dreams of hitting first-world status, but some of these behaviors are keeping us in a loop of retrograde thinking. We need legacy values with a futuristic lens—discipline, integrity, ambition—not this vibe of optical PR with no deliverables. Until then, we’ll keep filing “national growth” under pending, waiting for the day common sense stops being a scarce commodity.

#️⃣ TableTalkChronicles KenyaGrowthParadox

03/12/2025

Saaasasaaa,
Confirm k**a mwenye ako karibu yako anaenda Christmas 🎄🎁

02/12/2025

He watched her approach with that fragile hope shining in her eyes, the kind that trembles like a lantern in the wind. Life had taught him to respect the old rhythms — promises made, promises broken, and the quiet lessons hidden in pain. His heart remembered every cold night he spent rebuilding himself from the ruins she left behind. Still, he stood there with empathy, understanding the weight of a soul returning home too late.

Yet even as she reached for him, he felt the past press against his chest like a heavy file marked “Do Not Repeat.” Growth had sculpted him into a man with vision, a man who thinks ahead while honoring where he came from. He understood the beauty of second chances, but he also understood the danger of recycled heartbreak. Corporate wisdom calls it risk mitigation, but in the poetry of life, it is simply self-preservation.

So he leaned in, voice steady, humble but firm, and whispered the truth shaped by old wisdom and new clarity: “Aliyeumwa na nyoka, akiona gamba hutoroka.” A man once bitten does not gamble with shadows. And with that, he stepped back into the future he had crafted — not out of pride, but out of a hard-earned respect for his own worth.

29/11/2025

When life serves a hard lesson, she must breathe deep and face the crossroads with courage. The old wisdom still whispers: responsibility doesn’t vanish because someone walks away. She should protect her peace, steady her heart, and accept that the man’s refusal does not define the worth of her child or her destiny. Legacy has always been built by those who stood firm when others folded.

Next, she must move into ex*****on mode. Secure her emotional, medical, and financial plans with clarity and discipline. Engage her support systems, consult professionals, and build a sustainable roadmap for the child’s future. This is the moment to leverage community capital, family networks, and personal resilience. When one stakeholder drops the ball, a strategic leader finds new partners and keeps the project moving.

Finally, she should evolve with a forward-thinking mindset. Let the setback be a catalyst, not a cage. Hold him accountable through the proper legal frameworks, but keep her eyes on long-term value creation. Children raised in love, structure, and purpose thrive—even when one parent bows out. She must rise, innovate around her circumstances, and prove that “less” was never the man she left—“less” was choosing anything that compromises her future vision.

29/11/2025

In the grand sweep of life’s rhythms, she stood at a crossroads—heart bruised, dignity trembling, yet holding herself together like a seasoned leader navigating a corporate storm. She had invested her trust in a man she believed was the ultimate upgrade, only to be met with the cold memo: “I’m not ready.” The weight of that rejection pushed her into a dark boardroom of decisions, where fear whispered louder than hope. And in that moment of turmoil, she made a choice she believed would help her reset, rebrand, and regain her footing.

When she returned to the one man who had offered her steady loyalty—the so-called low-budget guy—she came with transparency, owning her scars with the raw courage of someone who has walked through fire. Her confession wasn’t weakness; it was a strategic alignment with truth, an attempt to rebuild from heritage values of honesty and accountability. She expected warmth… maybe grace… maybe the familiar embrace of someone who once saw her beyond the surface. But seasons had shifted. He had already charted a new trajectory with a village girl who valued the simple, timeless ways that many overlook.

And so she stood there—beauty dimmed not by appearance but by consequence—facing a reality that moved faster than her regrets. His answer was firm, not cruel: “I’ve moved on. Time is money.” In that moment, she realized that destiny doesn’t pause for anyone, and not even the most heartfelt pitch can reclaim a deal that’s already been closed. Yet within that painful truth lived a quiet lesson—growth sometimes sprouts from the harshest soil, and even broken hearts can bloom again when they choose to rebuild with patience, wisdom, and a forward-looking spirit. ゚viralシfypシ゚

27/11/2025

Hii macho ipatane nayo tarehe 30 November pale OBC Mall, Kitengela – 3rd Floor.
Mega Play Arcade itakuwa k**a ile stop-over ya zamani, mahali roho hupumua na familia huungana.
Entry ni bure kabisa, chakula ni tele, na furaha imewekwa kwa watoto na watu wazima kwa equal measure.

Ni event ya ku-unlock joy, ku-embrace community, na ku-push vibes za msimu mpya.
Tujumuike, tushinde, na tuanzishe Desemba kwa tempo ya ushindi. ゚viralシfypシ゚

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