29/10/2025
I've used 47 different oils on 200+ women's bodies. Here's what actually works (and what's bu****it):
🥥 COCONUT OIL Best for: Yoni massage, deep intimate work Why: Thick, antimicrobial, safe for v***a Truth: Too heavy for full-body (perfect for focused touch)
🌰 SWEET ALMOND OIL Best for: Full 2.5 hour body-to-body sessions Why: Perfect glide, slow absorption, hypoallergenic Truth: This is the gold standard. I use it most. ✨
JOJOBA OIL Best for: Facial massage, light touch, energy work Why: Mimics skin's natural oils, never clogs pores Truth: Too light for deep bodywork (but perfect for face)
❌ WHAT I NEVER USE: - Baby oil (petroleum = no) - Olive oil (too sticky, smells like food) - Anything with synthetic fragrance (not near your v***a)
WHY THIS MATTERS: Most massage therapists use whatever's cheap. I use what your skin needs. Temperature: 38-42°C (tested on my wrist every time) Viscosity: Matched to session type
Absorption: Timed to session length
The oil is the medium. The touch is the message. After 200+ bodies, I know: → Which oil opens you up → Which temperature melts resistance → Which blend makes you feel worshipped This is expertise. This is what you're paying for. Details = devotion.
DM 'READY' 3 slots this week. ~ Simi 📍 Nairobi ✨ Stroked by Simi