DEAD JOKERS SOCIETY

DEAD JOKERS SOCIETY DJS If you already had botox injections and are not able to smile
just clap your hands or raise a glass of tequila instead.

THE DEAD JOKERS SOCIETY
-exclusive since 1997 -
Rules and regulations (revised in 2011)
1) GOALS
The sole goal of the DEAD JOKERS SOCIETY is to bring a daily smile to our faces hereby
extending our life expectancy and also reducing the costly necessity of facial plastic
surgery or botox injections. If you are able to smile, clap your
hands and raise a glass of tequila at the same time we also suggest you join a circus. You
are highly talented!!!
2) ENROLLMENT REQUIREMENTS
You must be invited by an active (no Viagra required) member of the DEAD JOKERS
SOCIETY. Once you have received the invitation you have 15 days to submit your first joke via e-mail
which will be considered by the COUNCIL. After this should you not receive a joke from the DEAD JOKERS SOCIETY within 30 days
don’t bother trying again; your lack of sense of humor is probably hereditary.
3) COUNCIL
The Council is constituted by the following:
• PRESIDENT – Mrs. Helena Alonso,
• Founding Member and Past President -Ms Anna Camacho
• Founding Member and Past President -Mrs Tabi Valenzuela
• Cultural attaché and Founding Member – Dr Patricia Munguia Suarez – we are not
quite sure what she does but if she has held the position for the past fourteen
years she must be good!
• Minister of Foreign Affairs and Founding Member – Ms Carmen Pino in accordance
to the affairs (of whomever) requiring attention at the time
• Minister of Financial Affairs – Mrs Estrella Rodriguez – this position was recently
implemented as we are now in the position to get financial backing from a major
instituition or major tax cuts. (No not a Ponzi Scheme …as far as we know!!!)

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