02/04/2025
Magical Midwives #
In the labor ward, a miracle unfolded. Midwife Agnes, armed with her trusty metallic fetoscope, worked her magic. She pressed the chilly device to the pregnant woman's belly, closed her eyes, and... voilà! She declared, "The baby's heart rate is 140 beats per minute!"
A young nurse, Joel, watched in awe. "How did you do that, Agnes? Is it juju?" he whispered.
Agnes chuckled. "No juju, my dear. Just skill and a good ear." She winked. "And a lot of practice listening to those tiny heartbeats."
Joel looked puzzled. "But I tried using the fetoscope, and all I heard was... static?"
Agnes patted his hand. "Don't worry, dear. It takes time and practice. And a good ear. Maybe you should get your ears checked?"
The nurses and midwives burst into laughter. "No charms here, just expertise!" they joked.
Kudos to galipot Nurses and midwives.....These midwives were the real MVPs, using their trusty fetoscopes to detect those tiny heartbeats. No batteries required, just skill and a good ear!
In conclusion, it's either you give us Dopplers or we leave the labour room for midwives 🤗
Practising midwifery is one of the toughest part of medicine.... My warm hugs to all the midwives out there...
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