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28/09/2019

Some Nigerians can be very funny.
I saw
these abbreviations and it caught
my
attention.
Look at them .......
*PHCN* - Problem Has Changed
Name
*APC* - Association of Past
Criminals
*NYSC* - Now Your Struggles
Continue
*PDP* - People Deceiving People.
*MTN* - Maintain Total Nonsense
*NEPA* - Never Expect Power
Again
*BUHARI* - Brought Unnecessary
Hardship
Among Reasonable IndividAmong
Reasonable Individuals.
*NAIRA* - Never Allow Igbos Rule
Again
*ABACHA* - After Babangida
Another
Criminal Has Arrived
Don't laugh alone.......Let others
laugh with
you.
NIGERIA IS SECOND TO NONE.
*Na only for Naija e de happen
o.....*
*Na only for Naija* you
go see fish inside
"MEAT PIE"..
*Na only for Naija* we
dey count money after
we withdraw am from
ATM because we no
even trust ATM.
*Na only for Naija*
PHCN dey say:-Win a
brand new GENERATOR
if you pay your NEPA
bill...
*Na only for Naija*
people dey horn for
traffic light make e
quick change from Red
to Green...
*Na only for Naija* Pharmacy dey
sell Coke,
Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff
and beer.
Wetin you no see for
Naija, you no fit see am
anywhere in d world...
*Na only for Naija* you go see
one person
dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and
Nokia N8 all at
once while his mother dey sell
groundnut
for Junction.
*Na only for Naija* you go see
mad man dey
control traffic, people wey get
sense dey
obey.
*Na only for Naija* you go see
native doctor
dey use laptop connected dey use
laptop connected with
MTN modem.
Maybe they are now consulting
the spirits
online..
*Na only for Naija* u go see a
man selling a
book from street to street that
says HOW TO
MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I
wonder why
him no read d book.
I salute Nigerians......
Just laugh out DAT stress jhor
My Nigeria Your

24/07/2019

LAUGH WAN KILL ME OOO*
Dem say Boko Haram don poison
beans
after I buy half bag for house.
From the one wey I cook, I give
my
dog,
Bingo, make im first test am.
45mins later, bingo still dey
waka,
dey jolly.
Na im I come chop my own.
After I don chop finish, my
gateman run
come tel me say bingo don die.
Hey! I run enter house, begin
drink
full
gallon of palm oil for my belle,
chop 22 bitter
kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem,
chop
walnuts with the shell no time to
crack,
swallow moringa with aloe vera
as
treatment combo. Garlic and
onions be like
sweet for my mouth.
I come dey sweat as if na oven
be
my
bedroom. I dey think say my life
don finish. I
come outside.
Na im gate man com they tell me
say the
driver wey kill bingo wan come
beg me!
If na u, wetin u go do the gate
man? ????

23/07/2019

Which was your post in secondary
school?
1.Senior Prefect.
2.Labour Prefect.
3.Socal Prefect.
4. Health Prefect.
5.Chapel Prefect.
6.Sanitation Prefect.
7.Library Prefect.
8.Punctuality Prefect.
9. Food Prefect.
10.Time Keeper.
11.Class Captain.
12.Noise Maker.
13. Game Prefect

25/06/2018

Girl: Sweety do you really love me
and wish to
marry me?
BOY: Yes baby I love you will all
my heart.
GIRL: Really??
BOY: Yes baby.
Two weeks later........
GIRL: I think am sick.
BOY: How do you feel baby.
GIRL: My waste is just heavy.
BOY: Don't worry it may just
be that you over
stressed yourself.
Next day.......
BOY: Baby how do you feel now?
GIRL: Sweety, i can't explain
again.
Can you believe i had vomited 3
times today
BOY [fear grip him]: Jesus!!! Are
you serious?
GIRL: Yes baby, my tummy is
equally aching
me.
I Feel so dizzy.
BOY: What do you think is Wrong?
GIRL: I think am pregnant. Iam
Really Scared.
The Next day.........
GIRL calling BOY on phone But No
answer.
She called again and again But No
answer.
She called for the 20th time but
Phone is
switched off.
Next day..........
The GIRL gave the BOY a surprise
visit.
BOY: Who are you looking for?
GIRL: So you don't know
me ?
Iam Mary, your love.
BOY: Mary or whatever you call
yourself, just
bundle yourself out of my house.
GIRL: I will but before i go just
know that am
not pregnant.
It was just a test And you failed.
The Girl just left.
The BOY ran after her saying......
"Please honey forgive me"
Question.........
If you were the GIRL would you
accept him
back??
Yes Or No??

25/06/2018

QUESTION TO LADIES :
* He doesn't smoke
* He doesn't drink alcohol
* He doesn't womanize
* He doesn't cheat
* He gives money without
requesting for s*x
* He can live with a lady in the
same room for one week without
asking for s*x
* He doesn't beat women.
* He is God-fearing
* He is very nice
* He is handsome
* He can give his ATM card to his
woman for one month.
He can allow his woman to check
his phone at anytime
DOES SUCH GUY EXIST, yes or no
for ladies and men.

18/06/2018

Take up one idea. Make that
one idea your life - think of it,
dream of it, live on that idea. Let
the brain, muscles, nerves, every
part of your body, be full of that
idea, and just leave every other
idea alone. This is the way to
success.

08/04/2018

Wisdom is nothing but a preparation of the soul, a capacity, a secret art of thinking, feeling and breathing thoughts of unity at every moment of life. Hermann Hesse. (JWB EMPIRE)

29/03/2018

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