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28/01/2020

MARRIED WOMEN AND MEN ONLY:

Try your best to maintain the following schedule in your married life:

(1) Between 3am-6am when kids are fast asleep s*x your husband (when you see his pen*s all hard or "erect" in the morning, "jump on him" and see your husband again). Give him surprise-s*x! Give him morning-pen*s-erection-s*x,

(2) Between 5am-6am bath with your husband (get in the big bath together, talk and have interesting s*x again), then clothe him and yourself and go to work, or drop kids at school or do your chores,

(3) If you are a home-stay-mom, go buy food and nice-panty and bra to "entice" your husband after work. Buy all sorts of s*xy panties ( NOT granny-panties! NOT mommy-panties! But panties which says "husband-here's your wife", "come eat me now!". (When he comes home welcome him with a juicy-kiss and a big-warm-hug), quickly take him to the marriage bedroom, undress your husband fast/slow, give him quick s*x, food, and allow him to rest (treat your husband like a king). RESPECT YOUR HUSBAND ALL THE TIME!

(4) After work hours focus on the kids(help them with the "school home work", prepare thier clothes, or get a nanny to sort that out, including thier lunchboxes) and everything they need for tomorrow,

(5) Study (read the bible or any university degree), keep your eyes AWAY FROM stupid soapies which teach you to destroy your marriages,

(6) Entertain yourself by having evening marital s*x again (6pm to 11pm when the kids are busy or sleeping), massage each other with oil and talk, laugh and be together, be in each others arms, drink some tea, juice, biscuits, snacks! Dance naked in the bedroom before your husband! Entertainment is free! These are the time when "nyatsis" take your husbands from you. SO BETWEEN 3AM-11PM make sure he is in your arms having a lot of passionate s*x, many-kisses, fun and joy! Nyatsi (are satanic women who break homes by "using what you reject"). SO KEEP YOUR HUSBAND AT HOME WITH GOOD FOOD AND MARITAL LOVE.

(7) Pray for each other and pray together, then sleep, [dont forget to pray for me as well], pray for God to bless all his people and sleep. NEVER USE YOUR marriage BEDROOM TO GOSSIP. Use it for s*x, baby making, resting and fun and planning. NO QUARRELS OR WARS IN THE MATRIMONIAL BEDROOM.

(8) Sometimes wake your husband up between 10pm to 3am to do some more s*x. BE A WIFE! Not a witch! NEVER SLEEP WITH A HORNY-HUSBAND WHO CRAVES YOUR VA**NA NEXT TO YOU (give him four/five quick s*x rounds and let him sleep with a Big smile). BE A WIFE, NOT A ROOM MATE!

(9) During weekends go out to a park (as husband and wife, do a little braai, have a simple time out, or fly out, or whatever it is you have to do),

(10) IF HIS WORK IS TIRING DURING THE WEEK, THEN GIVE HIM A LOT OF S*X ALL WEEKEND LONG (but go to church on weekend), never miss church. PREPARE HIS SHOES, SNEAKERS, JEANS OR SUITS (or anything he likes and attend church services). After church give him some more s*x until Monday morning. TAKE THE KIDS OUT TO PLAY DURING WEEKENDS (so you and your husband can be all alone in the house). Have s*x in the kitchen, sitting room, dinning rooms, toilet, bathroom, pantry, garage, and everywhere in the house be naked to yourselves and enjoy marriage! BE A HAPPY FAMILY! God like such joy in marriage. BE CRAZY-IN-LOVE with your husband.

A WIFE MUST NOT BE FAT (she must be s*xy). Don't be an elephant! PUT TAP ON YOUR WEIGHT. Loose weight after birth. KEEP yourself HEALTHY first). Don't allow "nyatsis" to take your husband through s*xy-body-appeals which you used to have prior/during marriage. KEEP YOUR BODY AS BEFORE and keep your man's eyes on you!

STOP LIVING A COMPLICATED LIFE! A cluttered life is dangerous.

BE CAREFUL OF FRIENDS OR EVENTS WHICH STEAL YOUR FAMILY TIME.

- funerals
- meetings
- work or more business deals
- unplanned schedules
- inlaws
- friends

ALL THESE ARE NOT WRONG TO ATTEND TO! But maintain balance.

FOR MEN:

(1) Marry a woman who has a stinking breath (so that you can give her sweets all the time), see "halitosis" as a way to kiss her with a sweet inside the mouth, that's entertainment right there!

(2) Marry a woman with stinking feet(wash her feet and oil her), bath time is good for talking and relaxing, get bathroom snacks,food and etc in there, go buy those aroma bath jells and wash your wife's stinky under arms and feet (NEVER have time for nyatsi), keep your eyes on your wife! BE A HOMEBOY with your wife and kids. A good man is always with his wife or in church on his knees praying. NEVER BE BUSY IN LIFE WITH THINGS THAT DON'T NEED YOU! Make money, go home to your wife and kids, go church to kneel before God who created you and pray for your wife, kids, neighbours and everyone to be blessed and protected and prosperous. NEVER SPEND TIME WITH NYATSIS (be a man of order and discipline).

(3) Have time to swim, run or exercise or do things together beside work, business, ministry and etc.

(4) Learn to wash your wife's hair and learn to blow-dry her hair, touch her scalp, massage her until she sleeps. TOUCH HER nerves GENTLY until she sleeps in your arms like a baby, stress-free!

(5) LEARN TO SHAVE YOUR WIFE'S VA**NA AND THE HAIR BETWEEN THE BUTTOCKS AND UNDER ARMS. Shave and look Mr husband. Adore your wife's body. THAT IS CALLED FAITHFULNESS until death do you part! And wash her after shaving, then do s*x again. KEEP YOUR LIFE SIMPLE!

(6) DRIVE AND FLY TOGETHER! Journeys are special time.

(7) A WISE WIFE must learn to have s*x with her husband with all the plus 50 s*x styles in marriage. KEEP THE HUSBAND BUSY INSIDE YOU (an idling man is easily tempted).SO KEEP HIS MARRIED-PENIS BUSY INSIDE THE MOST HOLY PLACE (thee only place where the bible says "he must drink" from. Make your husband drink from the fountain/cistern of marriage. Proverbs is loaded with wisdom of pussyfying a husband in order to keep his s*xual energy in check. Never make an excuse as a wife, apply wisdom to counteract "concubines/nyatsis/prostitutes" which steal husbands. OPEN YOUR THIGHS AND S*X YOUR HUSBAND TOO MUCH. When you get out of the house he must be s*xual satisfied and happy. S*XUALLY CONTENT.

MARRIAGE IS FUN! God created marriage for enjoyment.

- YOU ENJOY TROUBLES TOGETHER
- YOU CRY TOGETHER
- YOU PRAY TOGETHER
- YOU GROW OLD TOGETHER
- YOU SHOP TOGETHER
- YOU RAISE KIDS TOGETHER
- YOU FACE DIFFICULTIES TOGETHER

Life was meant to have someone to walk with.

STOP ALL THE BICKERING! From today, do everything together. ERASE ALL THINGS THAT ARE DESTROYING YOUR MARITAL-TOGETHERNESS.

If people are breaking your harmony, planting evil thoughts about you/your husband/wife, REMOVE THEM OUT OF YOUR MARRIED LIFE.

YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THE DEVILS THAT FIGHT YOUR MARRIAGE TOGETHERNESS(side-by-side). You have to be married to a person who destroy the "demons-assaults/attacks" to stay married. A fighter! An SFF (not an EFF).

- No beer or habit or ci******es should separate you,
- No child of fornication should separate you,
- No ex/history should come between you,
- No condition should keep you apart,
- No friends/colleagues/inlaws/siblings/parents should come between you,
- No concubine should enter your spouse heart,
- No job should come between you,

Stupid people always DRAG something inside the marriage to break the peace, the joy, the happiness, the blessed life.

NEVER ALLOW ANYTHING TO BREAK YOUR FAMILY HARMONY.

THE SPIRIT OF MARRIAGE IS THE SPIRIT OF TOGETHERNESS.

Never sleep in a hotel if you should be home in the arms of your wife or husband. ELSE GO HAVE S*X IN THE HOTEL WITH YOUR WIFE, SLEEP THE NIGHTS YOU HAVE BOOKED IN THERE AND GO BACK HOME.

Never open a door for concubines/ colleagues (nyatsi).

THE KEY IS STOPPING EVERYTHING AND ANYONE TRYING TO SEPARATE YOU.

Life is a blessing! WHOEVER IS TELLING YOU THAT MARRIAGE IS NOT GOOD IS A LIAR.

The issue is:

(1) Who is speaking into your heart?
(2) who is the devil which is wearing a dress/ suit/sneakers pulling you apart?

THERE IS A DEVIL TO RESIST, AND A MARITAL-SPOUSE TO GROW OLD WITH.

In this life, learn to connect with GODLY PEOPLE AND develop the habit of REJECTING THE DEVIL WHO IS WEARING A MAKE UP, OR the demon which is DRIVING A CAR tempting you, OR the tempter WORKING WITH YOU(your enticing colleagues), or the foolish "relatives/inlaws" causing commotion where there is love and peace.

"Don't forget TO FOLLOW ME LAWI DWAYNE KEVANS for more dating tips for a healthy, long lasting and a happy relationships"

Know your enemy and say "no".

NEVER COMPARE YOUR MARRIAGE WITH ANOTHER/NEITHER COMPARE IT TO YOUR FRIENDS MARRIAGE. We all have different set of marriage problems. NO MARRIAGE IS WITHOUT TRIALS. The apostle paul said "those who [will] marry will face MANY TROUBLES" in this life. READ YOUR BIBLE!

MARRIAGE IS A "MANY-TROUBLES-NAVIGATION-ZONE"! You need a warrior for a wife.A committed husband for life.

WHATEVER satan is using to destroy your life, it's up to you to reject.

NEVER ALLOW a snake inside your heart! LET GOD IN. satan is NEVER welcomed in your house.

GO PLAY WITH YOUR HUSBAND AND KIDS, PROTECT YOUR FAMILY, RAISE THEM UP WITH LOVE.

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01/01/2020

Happy new year, this year will never be like other years, this all what u desire will come to u again cause in Jesus Mighty name. Welcome to 2020

22/04/2019

With God all things are possible.

22/04/2019

Marriage that is build with LOVE can never be destroy or scattered by any woman or third party. May the good LORD protect your marriage.

22/02/2019

Saw this and couldn't resist posting it here.
MARRIAGE.......

He was having his evening beverage

That's when she joined him.

"Hi there handsome, you're looking good. So fine I can eat you up" she said sitting down.

"I thought we agreed to keep away from each other? I am a married man" he told her.

" Come on. I won't bite. You can't resist me, no man can" she said.

"I am a married man" he told her.

"Fight all you want, but soon I will have you. I am way better than your wife" she told him.

"You are nothing compared to my wife" he told her off.

"Really? All this body. All these curves. All these sweetness. I bet your wife is not as good in bed as I am" she told him unbuttoning the top button of her blouse to reveal her cleavage, then lifting up her skirt, just a bit.

"If I was a lustful and unfaithful man, all that would move me. But I am too grown to be enticed by what you're showing off. I am a grown man, you think all that consumes my mind is s*x? And for your information, my wife is actually great in bed" he told her.

"How will you know unless you do me. Try me tonight. Let's drive in your black car to a romantic hotel, I promise you a night you will never forget" she told him.

"You know what you are? You are lazy? A lazy woman" he told her, then took a sip of his beverage.

"How dare you call me lazy?! I am a high flying educated woman. Any man would give anything to have me" she said.

"Fair enough. But would you give anything to make a man?" He asked.

"What do you mean?" She questioned.

"You look at me and find me attractive. Yet you disrespect the woman behind who I am, you want me to cheat on my wife, the woman behind my attractiveness" said he.

He drank a sip and continued, "My wife is responsible for the man in me that you want today. When I had little, my wife believed in me. These suits you see me wearing, are my wife's idea. I ask for her advice on what to wear.

My success has come to pass because she prays for me and puts up with my demanding work hours. She corrects me and moulds me and that has moulded my character.

The Range Rover you see me outside driving that you fancy, I bought that with my wife. She and I invested to buy our house. I look attractive and pleasant, because she treats me well and gives me peace.

And now you want to have the man that she made out of me and dishonour her? You want to have the man that she has built for years? You are lazy?"

Silence.

"I see you turning down the single men who want you and yet you want me, a man that another woman has made? No, it doesn't work like that.

Find your own single man, believe in him, pray for him, support him, nurture him and mould him to be the attractive man you want him to be.

You women have a nurturing and helping gift. Activate your gift.

My wife has been busy building me and I will not leave her for a woman who has nothing to offer, but her s*xiness.

So if you may excuse me, I need to drive home and take my wife on a date. She deserves the best" he said as he stood up and drank a last sip.

He reached in his wallet and placed K200 on the table.

"Have yourself a drink as you think about your life and how you'll stop being lazy and find a single man you can build. My generous wife and I have paid for the drink" he said.

He walked away as she looked on; her lower jaw dropping in shock, "I thought that this world was void of principled men, I just met one," the diva seasoned as she sobered up, nodding her head.

"This guy just schooled me. In 20 minutes this smart guy has taught me the most valuable lesson which I've never found in any one of the three prestigious Universities I've attended. *How to find, invest in and make my own husband*I need to find my own husband" she thought to herself as the gentleman sped off in his waiting Range Rover.

*A Recommended Therapy for All married men* 🙏
And for those singles who are too self-centered to think beyond themselves and their physical endowments.

MARRIAGE MUST WORK💞!!!
*ADVOCATE FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE*.....................................................

Saw this post and benefited greatly from it and I wish you to enjoy same.

26/05/2018

26/05/2018

26/05/2018

MARRIED OR NOT, YOU SHOULD READ THIS ............

“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn’t have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn’t want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn’t want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Jane about my wife’s divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn’t had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don’t tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn’t looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn’t tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me… she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it’s time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn’t noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office…. jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn’t value the details of our lives, not because we didn’t love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed -dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push through with the divorce.— At least, in the eyes of our son—- I’m a loving husband….

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves.

So find time to be your spouse’s friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

If you don’t share this, nothing will happen to you.

If you do, you just might save a marriage. Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

Remember love is the richest of all treasures. Without it there is nothing; and with it there is everything. Love never perishes , even if the bones of a lover are ground fine like powder. Just as the perfume of sandalwood does not leave it, even if it is completely ground up, similarly the basis of love is the soul, and it is indestructible and therefore eternal. Beauty can be destroyed , but not love.

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25/05/2018

Come for your relationship / marriage problems. We settle relationship/marriage misunderstanding or fights. God is the settler but God us people like us to do the work. What do u want to settle in your home. If your husband and womanizer? Have you as yourself why is he womanizing. It meant be your fault. Come let's help you. With God your problem will get an end. Thanks. Message me if you need our help.