04/04/2026
We don’t actually share a room right now.
Not because things are bad. We genuinely chose this. He takes the early morning shift so I can get a solid stretch of sleep, and honestly it’s the reason we’re both still functioning. Divide and conquer. It works.
BUT.
2am me doesn’t always remember that part.
2am me is feral. Irrational. Deeply resentful of anyone who is horizontal and breathing quietly. And apparently very committed to texting about it.
I do love him. Truly. He is a wonderful human who voluntarily gets up at 5am so I can sleep. I would like to be clear about that.
I would also like to be clear that at 2am, none of that matters and I hope he and his useless ni***es are very comfortable in there.
If you’ve sent something unhinged to your partner from the other side of the house, drop it below 👇 I need to know I’m not alone in this.
(And if you’re deep in the newborn trenches right now and it feels endless, it does get easier. The 2am texts might be forever though.)