01/04/2026
📺 BIG NEWS. We’re replacing our instructors with screens.
Queenstown is expensive. Fuel costs are rising.
And honestly, we’ve done the maths.
Why pay for years of training, genuine human connection, and someone who actually notices when your neck is doing something weird - when we could just… prop up a TV?
Now you can crane your head at an awkward angle while you move. You can come to a studio to stare at a screen. You can do whatever you want, really - because we definitely won’t be watching.
Costs slashed.
Standards? Also slashed.
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