Kyaligonza chris

23/03/2019

VIEWERS.
HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 60s,70s & 80s.
Midwestern Grammar School
Fugar
P.O. BOX 4
16TH Mar. 1975
Dear Sweet
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.
Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.
Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.
Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.
Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.
By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.
Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.
I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your p**s is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.
Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.
Goodbye for now.
Your slave in love,
your pillow, your cushion,
Matty Oread *MO

03/05/2018

GENERAL TIPS ON DATING: 1. You don't need to check his/her phone in search for text messages from other guys/babes. Stop spoiling your mind or giving yourself hypertension unnecessarily. 2. Never you beg someone to love you. You don't beg for love. You allow love to grow gradually. Do things that will make the person develop love for you gradually. Not by begging or shedding crocodile tears. 3. If your partner says he/she wants to quit the relationship, allow him/her to go. Who told you that there is no one like your partner? There are many people who are better than your partner. A better person will come into your life. 4. To avoid the pain of heart break, do not give the whole of your heart, your body and your life to someone when you fall in love with the person. Human being cannot be trusted; they can break your heart at any time. 5. Being in love does not mean that you should worship the person you are in love with. 6. For the fact that you are in love with someone does not mean that you should ignore and disregard every other human being on earth except your lover. That is cowardice. 7. The number one person in your life must be God and not your boyfriend/girlfriend. Don't allow love turn you into a coward. 8. Do not Love with your heart alone. Use your brain also. 9. Heartbreak is not the end of the world. It may be the open door to a happier life and a better relationship with a new partner. 10. Do not be afraid of falling in love again after a heartbreak. If a door did not close, a better door will not open

14/04/2018

My first heartbreak was in primary four she left me for a boy in new uniform.

18/02/2018

08/03/2016

DID YOU KNOW ~ LIFE FACTS. 'rpstd' . 1. Fake friends are only there for you when you succeed in life, but real friends will be there with you all the way. . 2. Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people. If they care, they'll notice. If they don't, you know where you stand. . 3. When someone walks out of your life, let them. They are just making more room for someone better to walk in. . 4. Sometimes you just need to relax and trust that things will work out. Let go a little and let life happen. . 5. Good things come to those who wait. But better things come to those who work for it. . 6. When you have a good heart: You help too much. You trust too much. You give too much. You love too much & it always seems you hurt the most . 7. Life is short, so forgive quickly, believe slowly, love truly, laugh loudly and never avoid anything that makes you smile.

15/01/2016

THE TYPE OF LADIES THAT WE MEN RESPECT !! . Men don't respect all ladies; but we respect the following types of ladies !! . 1. Ladies who dress decently and neatly without exposing their body. . 2. Ladies who are intelligent. Ladies whose brain are working. They chat intelligently and they give intelligent advice. . 3. Ladies who are still virgins. . 4. Ladies who don't flirt with many men. . 5. Ladies who don't woo men. . 6. Ladies who are not desperate to have boyfriend/husband. . 7. Ladies who do not chase men but men chase them. . 8. Ladies who do not force themselves on men. . 9. Single ladies who do not cohabit with boyfriend. Ladies who do not live together with a man they are not yet married to. . 10. Ladies who close their legs and say no to s*x until wedding day. . 11. Ladies who dont ask for Money now and then. . LADIES ARE YOU AMONG THAT LIST???? . MEN IS YOUR GF/WIFE AMONG THAT LIST??? . BE HONEST !! !! !!