GiGi Real

02/13/2026

🔪🖤 3-DAY “LOVE & LACERATIONS” SALE 🖤🔪

Feb 13: block list energy. 🔪
Feb 14: kiss me or release me. 💋
Feb 15: cleanse, glow, and get rich. 🧂💰

Buy 1 oil, get 1 half off on EVERYTHING.
Your future self is begging you.

👁️ 3rd Eye Army Magickal Intention Oils is opening the vault for 72 hours only:

🩸 BUY 1 OIL, GET 1 HALF OFF
ALL oils. Yes, even the expensive PreOrders.

No safe choices.
No boring energy.
Just you… picking two. 😈

🎁 FREE GIFTS (because you deserve the loot AND power)

💀 Spend $100+ = FREE infused gift
🧂 Spend $200+ = FREE charged salt scrub (the “wash off the old story” kind)

💋 Lovers, step forward…

If you’re grabbing Lover’s Oils, you get special discounts. Because the ones who love hard deserve perks.🔥 (Yes, I’m talking to you, romantic menace.)

Which Oils are considered Lover Oils?
•S*x and Soul •Real Hott Girlll •Dark Daddy
•Old Fashioned •Dickem Down •Sugar Daddy
•Obsession •Immortelle Lover •Eyeconic •Siren's Spell

↘️ 2026 PRICE LIST ↙️

💚 3rd Eye Army Oils | $40
• S*x & Soul • Real Hott Girlll • 3rd Eye Pop • Happy Healer • BlockBusterz

❤️ Star Seed Army Oils | $50
• Eyeconic • BeBe Dust • Home Opener • Forcefield • Don’t Cross Me • Call the Tribe

💰 Money Bxmb Magick | $60
• Money Bxmb • Lucky Strike Money Bxmb • Golden Key Money Bxmb • Atomic Money Bxmb

💚 Dark Daddy Lover Boy Oils | $70
• Dark Daddy • Old Fashioned • Dickem Down • Sugar Daddy •Immortelle Lover • Obsession

❤️ Dark Daddy Dominion Oils | $75
• DOOM • FAAFO • Conceal & Reveal • Justice • Delirium • Judge, Jury, Executioner • Gag On It

🧿 PreOrder Oils | $75
• Sacred Healer • Snake Oil 🐍 • Hustler’s Highway • Siren’s Spell • Cosmic Witch
• Alignment Engine • Ancestor’s Charge • Spirit Key • Witch Better Have My Moolah

🕯Pick two oils!🕯
One for what you want. 💸💋
One for what you refuse to tolerate ever again. 😈

❤️‍🔥💫This sale is three nights only.💫❤️‍🔥

After Sunday, Feb 15, the door locks.
The candles go out.
The deal disappears. 🔒

Comment “🖤 I’M CLAIMING TWO” and I’ll drop more details on future sales.

And if you’re a Lover’s Oil buyer… say “💋 LOVER’S DISCOUNT” so you get the special.

Brought to you by GiGi Real & Dark Daddy Magick!!

12/16/2025

🎄✨ BABE. PAUSE THE HOLIDAY MOVIE. ✨🎄

Yes — even The Grinch. Even Home Alone. Even Die Hard (we know it counts 😏).

This is your sign from the universe, the ancestors, AND whatever chaotic holiday spirit is currently knocking ornaments off your tree…

👉 SHOP WITH ME.

I’m a woman-owned, small-batch, spell-slinging business crafting intentional oils that don’t just smell good — they shift timelines, protect peace, attract abundance, and help you stop playing it small. 💅✨

Think:
🕯️ *Practical Magick*
🧿 *Main Character Energy*
💸 *Money Bxmb, but make it festive*
🔥 *S*x & Soul hotter than a Hallmark fake fireplace*

Every bottle is hand-crafted, ritually charged, and infused with “you’re not here to struggle” energy. No factories. No mass production. Just me, my altar, and a very firm commitment to changing lives one oil at a time 😌🔮

🎁 **HoliYay Deals are LIVE**
✨ 40% OFF all intentional oils!
✨ Spend $100 = FREE charged gift! 🆓️
✨ Spend $200 = FREE infused body scrub! 🆕️
✨ Stock TF up because future-you will be thankful!

Doesn't matter which Oil you want, they're all 40% Off!
Example: 3rd Eye Army Oils normally $40 are now $24!

Breakdown:
💚 3rd Eye Army Oils $40 =$24
❤ Star Seed Army Oils $50= $30
💚 Dark Daddy Lover Boy Oils $60 = $36
❤ Dark Daddy Dominion Oils $75 = $45

P.S. All Dark Daddy Oils require the Dark Daddy Oath.

Support a wife, and mother of 3 girls on a mission!
Support a small spiritual business doing the most.
Support your own damn glow-up, goddammit!

And if you hear Mariah Carey hit that high note while you checkout…

That’s just the magick sealing the deal 🎶💖

👉Shop now. Bless your life. Be iconic.

Because the only thing scarier than Krampus...
Is missing this sale! 😈🎄✨

DM Me right tf now to get on MY NICE LIST!

11/26/2025

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Black Friday Deals are in!!! They're fxcking crazy! 🤪

They build off the already going Friendsgiving Deals!

It's still Buy 2 Get 1 FREE, but we're giving additional %'s based off your total order ( minus shipping- those don't change!)

💜 Spend under $100 = 10% off total
🩵 Spend $100 - $150 = 15% off total
💙 Spend $150 - $200 = 20% off total
💚 Spend $200 - $250 = 25% off total
💛 Free MYSTERY Gifts for EVERY purchase!
🧡 No limits on quantity! Sooo Stock TF up!

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🦃 Friendsgiving Deals are upon us! 🦃

Buy ANY 2 Intention Oil & GET 1 Oil FREE!

*Get 1 FREE Discount applies to the lower cost oils first!*

Things are being structured differently!

All Oils are being priced based on popularity, and life changing potential!

🦃 Tier 1: 3rd Eye Army Oils $(40)
🦃 Tier 2: Star Seed Army Oils ($50-$60)
🦃 Tier 3: Dark Daddy Lover Oils ($60-$75)
🦃 Tier 4: Dark Daddy Dominion Oils ($75)

3rd Eye Army: ($40)
S*x and Soul Oil
Real Hott Girlll Oil
3rd Eye Pop Oil
Happy Healer Oil
BlockBusterz Oil

Star Seed Army: ( $50-$60)
Eyeconic Oil
BeBe Dust Oil
Home Opener Oil
Forcefield Oil
Don't Cross Me Oil
Call the Tribe Oil
Money Bxmb Oil ($60)
Lucky Strike Money Bxmb Oil ($60)
Golden Key Money Bxmb Oil ($60)
Atomic Money Bxmb Oil ($60)

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ALL ORDERS from the tiers below require you to observe and agree to the Dark Daddy Oath! No exceptions!

Dark Daddy: Lover Oils ($60-$75)
Dark Daddy
Old Fashioned
Embers Embrace
Immortelle Lover Oil
Obsession ($75)
Dickem Down($75)
Sugar Daddy ($75)

Dark Daddy Dominion Oils ($75)
DOOM OIL
FAAFO Oil
Conceal & Reveal Oil
All Seeing Eye Oil
Judge, Jury, Executioner Oil
Justice Oil
Delirium Oil
Special Agent
Gag On It: S**U & STFD Oil

Stock tf up! 💋

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*No piggybacking shipping on this deal for larger orders!* (Large orders are 8+ Oils. )
Must place new order, pay shipping, and be adding to the shipping list for today's current order!

* We go crazy on packing your goodies up securely so they arrive to you in great condition. We can only put so many Oils in (1) $14 package before we have to upgrade to larger boxes or split your shipping into multiple smaller boxes for the the safest shipping possible! 📦

Shipping info:

Due to increased costs from the United States Postal Office... ALL Shipping is sent Priority (flat rate envelope or box) and costs $14!

International Shipping is at least $40+ USD!! Please let me know before you order if you're outside the USA.

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Wait, Period:

*** We craft our curios in small batches to ensure extreme quality. ***

We will not send it before it is ready. Period! No shortcuts! All orders are handled in the order they are received and will be sent when they are ready.

All Oils have at least a 10-12+ week wait period! They're worth the wait!

Have patience & order asap to secure your life changing intention oils!

You can view info and how to use these amazing intention oils here:

🩶🖤💜🩵💙💚💛🧡🩷❤🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🖤🩶

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KMosJ-RVsfX8SSOPQYEgzTVBeQ4KPL38Fd-xJXxL1L8/edit?usp=drivesdk

11/21/2025

Do you want in on the biggest Money Bxmb Ritual ever? You have time! Tier 1 aka Vo**ur & Vibe is still open! DM Me to lock yours in for tomorrow's Ritual!

Step 1: Pay Me

💚Meta Pay through messenger
💚Cashapp: $Yagirlmizzgigi
💚Zelle is 330-998-8733
💚PayPal.me/mizzgigi

Step 2: Fill out Form

Please follow this link to fill out our form!
↔️ https://forms.office.com/r/My8A10FgXZ

Step 3: DM Gigi Real

Step 4: Cleanse Yourself, Reset Your Altars, chill out until you receive your link tomorrow morning to join the ritual!

11/19/2025

PSA: 7 hours until we close up TIERS 2 & 3 for the Money Bxmb Ritual! Only one available after that will be TIER 1 & we're charging more late fees! Do not miss out on the biggest MONEY RITUAL of the YEAR!

11/15/2025

All BIGGIE BOTTLES of HIS BLENDS are on SALE for his Birthday Weekend! 🎂 💋 😈 🤫

Both Dark Daddy Lover Boy & Dark Daddy Dominion!

Dark Daddy: Lover Boy
Ole Fashioned Oil
Dark Daddy Oil
Obsession Oil
Sugar Daddy Oil

Dark Daddy: Dominion
FAAFO Oil
Delirium Oil
Judge, Jury, Executioner Oil
GaG On It: S**U & STFD Oil

Must take the Dark Daddy Oath to receive these blends. No exceptions! 😈 No Wimps ALLOWED!

DM Me at Gigi Real to getcho Biggie bottles! Xo! 💋

11/07/2025

Dark Daddy Magick Outdid himself with this one! 💋

11/04/2025

🦃 Friendsgiving Deals are upon us! 🦃

Buy ANY 2 Intention Oil & GET 1 Oil FREE!

*Get 1 FREE Discount applies to the lower cost oils first!*

Things are being structured differently!

All Oils are being priced based on popularity, and life changing potential!

🦃 Tier 1: 3rd Eye Army Oils $(40)
🦃 Tier 2: Star Seed Army Oils ($50-$60)
🦃 Tier 3: Dark Daddy Lover Oils ($60-$75)
🦃 Tier 4: Dark Daddy Dominion Oils ($75)

3rd Eye Army: ($40)
S*x and Soul Oil
Real Hott Girlll Oil
3rd Eye Pop Oil
Happy Healer Oil
BlockBusterz Oil

Star Seed Army: ( $50-$60)
Eyeconic Oil
BeBe Dust Oil
Home Opener Oil
Forcefield Oil
Don't Cross Me Oil
Call the Tribe Oil
Money Bxmb Oil ($60)
Lucky Strike Money Bxmb Oil ($60)
Golden Key Money Bxmb Oil ($60)
Atomic Money Bxmb Oil ($60)

ALL ORDERS from the tiers below require you to observe and agree to the Dark Daddy Oath! No exceptions!

Dark Daddy: Lover Oils ($60-$75)
Dark Daddy
Old Fashioned
Embers Embrace
Immortelle Lover Oil
Obsession ($75)
Dickem Down($75)

Dark Daddy Dominion Oils ($75)
DOOM OIL
FAAFO Oil
Conceal & Reveal Oil
All Seeing Eye Oil
Judge, Jury, Executioner Oil
Justice Oil
Delirium/Petty Betty Oil
BxtchBusterz Oil
Gag On It: S**U & STFD Oil

Stock tf up! 💋

*No piggybacking shipping on this deal for larger orders!* (Large orders are 8+ Oils. )
Must place new order, pay shipping, and be adding to the shipping list for today's current order!

* We go crazy on packing your goodies up securely so they arrive to you in great condition. We can only put so many Oils in (1) $14 package before we have to upgrade to larger boxes or split your shipping into multiple smaller boxes for the the safest shipping possible! 📦

Shipping info:

Due to increased costs from the United States Postal Office... ALL Shipping is sent Priority (flat rate envelope or box) and costs $14!

International Shipping is at least $40+ USD!! Please let me know before you order if you're outside the USA.

Wait, Period:

*** We craft our curios in small batches to ensure extreme quality. ***

We will not send it before it is ready. Period! No shortcuts! All orders are handled in the order they are received and will be sent when they are ready.

All Oils have at least a 10-12+ week wait period! They're worth the wait!

Have patience & order asap to secure your life changing intention oils!

You can view info and how to use these amazing intention oils here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KMosJ-RVsfX8SSOPQYEgzTVBeQ4KPL38Fd-xJXxL1L8/edit?usp=drivesdk

2025 3rd Eye Army Intention Oil Info & Prices! Welcome to my 3rd Eye Army! I have spent years of my life formulating the most potent intention oils to help boost your crafts! If you need help with a specific situation and are unsure of what to order, please send me a BRIEF explanation of what...