12/16/2025
🎄✨ BABE. PAUSE THE HOLIDAY MOVIE. ✨🎄
Yes — even The Grinch. Even Home Alone. Even Die Hard (we know it counts 😏).
This is your sign from the universe, the ancestors, AND whatever chaotic holiday spirit is currently knocking ornaments off your tree…
👉 SHOP WITH ME.
I’m a woman-owned, small-batch, spell-slinging business crafting intentional oils that don’t just smell good — they shift timelines, protect peace, attract abundance, and help you stop playing it small. 💅✨
Think:
🕯️ *Practical Magick*
🧿 *Main Character Energy*
💸 *Money Bxmb, but make it festive*
🔥 *S*x & Soul hotter than a Hallmark fake fireplace*
Every bottle is hand-crafted, ritually charged, and infused with “you’re not here to struggle” energy. No factories. No mass production. Just me, my altar, and a very firm commitment to changing lives one oil at a time 😌🔮
🎁 **HoliYay Deals are LIVE**
✨ 40% OFF all intentional oils!
✨ Spend $100 = FREE charged gift! 🆓️
✨ Spend $200 = FREE infused body scrub! 🆕️
✨ Stock TF up because future-you will be thankful!
Doesn't matter which Oil you want, they're all 40% Off!
Example: 3rd Eye Army Oils normally $40 are now $24!
Breakdown:
💚 3rd Eye Army Oils $40 =$24
❤ Star Seed Army Oils $50= $30
💚 Dark Daddy Lover Boy Oils $60 = $36
❤ Dark Daddy Dominion Oils $75 = $45
P.S. All Dark Daddy Oils require the Dark Daddy Oath.
Support a wife, and mother of 3 girls on a mission!
Support a small spiritual business doing the most.
Support your own damn glow-up, goddammit!
And if you hear Mariah Carey hit that high note while you checkout…
That’s just the magick sealing the deal 🎶💖
👉Shop now. Bless your life. Be iconic.
Because the only thing scarier than Krampus...
Is missing this sale! 😈🎄✨
DM Me right tf now to get on MY NICE LIST!