Something Everybody Kneads LLC

02/06/2026

Something Everybody Kneads is dedicated to serving communities that benefit from medical & oncology massage…
I specialized modalities including Lymphatic Drainage, Post-operative Treatments, Gentle Scar Therapy, Reflexology and Fibrosis Treatment. Our vision is to support clients living with autoimmune disorders, recovering from surgery, burns, or undergoing cancer treatments.

As a licensed massage therapist committed to ongoing education, I provide advocacy, support, and awareness.💜

https://kneadsmet.vip/

Kneadsmet2021@gmail.com

01/25/2026

Hi, my name is Brittany S. Hamilton. I am a licensed massage therapist enrolled in a 6-month mentorship and training academy for breast, chest and oncology massage.

I am learning to offer therapeutic breast massage as a part of my professional development, so people can get help with recovering from breast and chest surgery, as well as general breast health.

People seek out therapeutic breast massage for a variety of reasons. Some non-surgical reasons are:
● Breast tenderness around menstrual cycle
● Reduce breast congestion
● Promote healthy circulation and lymphatic flow
● Preventative care
Some surgical reasons people seek out breast and chest massage are:
● Breast cancer surgery, such as mastectomy, lumpectomy and breast reconstruction
● Elective breast surgery, such as augmentations, reductions and lifts
● Gender-affirming surgery, such as FTM or MTF top surgery
I am working under the guidance of a mentor to assist me in providing ethical and professional breast massage, so together we can lift the societal taboos of getting this sensitive part of the body worked on in a safe, practical and comfortable way.

All treatments are done in a professional manner with proper draping and treatment protocols in place. Treatments are non-sexual in nature and are based around a therapeutic intent. Treatments are done in a private setting and client confidentiality is upheld in all instances.

01/05/2026

I’m excited to share that today, I begin training in breast, chest and oncology massage💆🏽‍♀️
This work is close to my heart, and my intention is to learn deeply, serve compassionately, and bridge the gap between massage therapy, holistic care, and the medical community.

I hope to be a supportive resource for those navigating breast health, oncology care, gender -affirmating procedures, and scar tissue recovery— and help shift how this type of therapeutic work is viewed in healthcare.

As I continue my training, I will need practice bodies. I am seeking individuas who feel comfortable participating in hands-on learning sessions if you or anyone you know are interested I’d like to connect.

Thank you for supporting me in this journey🧡
✨Brittany,Something Everybody Kneads

11/29/2025

Looking for a way to use your FSA/HSA balance before the year ends… purchase gift cards for massage sessions & packages for friends, family & yourself 💆🏾💆🏽‍♀️

https://kneadsmet.vip

10/23/2025

✨ Who Can Benefit from Massage Therapy? ✨

From athletes pushing their limits, to office workers stuck at a desk all day, massage isn’t just a luxury—it’s a pathway to healing and balance. 🌿

Brittany Hamilton, Licensed Massage Therapist # 2658 at Something EveryBody Kneads, specializes in helping:

✅ Athletes
✅ Seniors
✅ Expecting mothers
✅ Office workers
✅ Post-op patients
✅ People with chronic pain

💆🏾 Ready to give your body what it truly kneads? Book your session today!

https://www.kneadsmet.vip/

10/21/2025

🌿 Why You Knead Brittany 🌿

Massage therapy isn’t just about feeling good—it’s about helping your body heal, recover, and thrive.

At Something EveryBody Kneads, Brittany Hamilton, Licensed Massage Therapist, specializes in therapeutic techniques that target more than stress:

✨ Poor Healing – Supports recovery from injury or surgery by improving circulation and reducing scar tissue.

✨ Lymphatic Drainage Issues – Encourages detox, reduces swelling, and boosts your immune system.

✨ Chronic Pain & Tension – Relieves discomfort from arthritis, back pain, TMJ, and more.

✨ Wellness in General – Lowers stress, improves sleep, and enhances overall quality of life.

💆‍♀️ With Brittany, every session has a purpose: restoring balance, reducing pain, and giving your body what it truly kneads.

📲 Book your session today—your body will thank you!

https://www.kneadsmet.vip/

10/21/2025

🌿 Why You Knead Brittany 🌿

Massage therapy isn’t just about feeling good—it’s about helping your body heal, recover, and thrive.

At Something EveryBody Kneads, Brittany Hamilton, Licensed Massage Therapist #2658, specializes in therapeutic techniques that target more than stress:

✨ Poor Healing – Supports recovery from injury or surgery by improving circulation and reducing scar tissue.

✨ Lymphatic Drainage Issues – Encourages detox, reduces swelling, and boosts your immune system.

✨ Chronic Pain & Tension – Relieves discomfort from arthritis, back pain, TMJ, and more.

✨ Wellness in General – Lowers stress, improves sleep, and enhances overall quality of life.

💆🏽‍♀️ With Brittany, every session has a purpose: restoring balance, reducing pain, and giving your body what it truly kneads.

📲 Book your session today—your body will thank you!

https://www.kneadsmet.vip/

10/14/2025

💚 Recover Stronger with Post-Surgical Massage

Surgery is just the first step true healing happens after.

At Something EveryBODY Kneads, we help you:
✅ Reduce swelling & fluid build-up
✅ Ease soreness & discomfort
✅ Improve mobility & flexibility
✅ Minimize scar tissue
✅ Support faster, smoother healing

Whether you’ve had breast surgery, liposuction, tummy tuck, joint replacement, or other procedures, our gentle lymphatic drainage and scar tissue therapy treatments are designed to help your body recover and feel whole again.

💆‍♀️ Compassionate hands. Personalized care. Real results.

📍 3000 Eagle Point Corporate Dr., Ste. 500, Birmingham, AL
📞 205-260-5122 | Brittany Hamilton, LMT 2658
🌐 kneadsmet.vip
📧 kneadsmet2021@gmail.com

09/18/2025

🚨🚨🚨EMT, Police Officers, Nurses and firefighters this is just for you…

09/16/2025

09/09/2025

Massage therapy modalities such as lymphatic drainage and scar tissue therapy are essential for facilitating healing and recovery.