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The Funky Hempies is a new CBD health and wellness startup. Our wellness is revolutionary.

Our healing is essential.

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11/14/2025

“The Weekend’s Here. The Fake Stuff Isn’t.”

As the new h**p regulations kick into gear, the industry is finally waking up —
authentic CBD is the only groove that’s gonna last.

At The Funky Hempies, we’ve been on that path since day one:

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11/12/2025

“While Others Get Shut Down, We’re Just Getting Started.”

The new U.S. budget bill may have shaken up the h**p industry — but it’s finally separating the phony from the funky.

At The Funky Hempies, we’ve always stayed true to our groove:

✅ Crafted with integrity
✅ Lab-tested with

11/07/2025

“Turn Up the Groove. Turn Down the Stress.”

“You’ve flown through life’s fast lane. Now it’s time to drop the pedal — and pick up the peace.

Let The Funky Hempies’ premium CBD power your comeback to calm: no fuzz, no fluff — just real-chill vibes that last.

Ready to land softly? Tap the link-in-bio and reclaim your rhythm. ✌️”

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“Click to explore our complete collection → find your perfect groove”

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11/05/2025

🔥 “Your Calm Can’t Wait — Feel the Funky Difference.”

The truth? Life’s been loud. Stress doesn’t take a break — so why should your peace? 🌿

At The Funky Hempies, we don’t sell hype — we craft calm.
Our premium CBD oils and topicals are made for real people who want real relief — focus, balance, and better days.

💧 Drop it under your tongue.
💆 Rub it where it hurts.
✨ Feel the shift — naturally.

It’s not magic. It’s just real Funky wellness.

🌿 Reclaim your calm → Shop TheFunkyHempies.com
⚡ Don’t wait — your body deserves the break.

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10/31/2025

Would you like to add a little “ Funk”in your tea?

✨ “Ease Into the Weekend — The Funky Way!

You made it through the week — now it’s time to let your soul exhale. 🌬️

At The Funky Hempies, we believe weekends were made for balance.

Not burnout. Not hustle. Just vibes, peace, and a little plant-powered calm. 🌿

💧 A drop of our CBD oil in your tea = instant unwind.
💆 A touch of our topical = goodbye tension, hello groove.
No hype. No stress. Just you, the moment, and that Funky peace.

Because every good weekend starts with a better state of mind. ✌️

🚀 CTA: Try Us!

💚 Find your weekend calm → Shop TheFunkyHempies.com
🎶 Your peace is waiting — go get it.

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10/29/2025

Your Calm Can’t Wait — Feel the Funky Difference.

The world’s loud. Stress is constant. But your calm? It’s waiting. 🌿

Experience CBD that actually works — crafted with care, made for clarity.
💧 A few drops to unwind.
💆 A quick rub for relief.
✨ And peace that lasts.

No hype. No fluff. Just real Funky wellness.

🚀 CTA: Call US !

👉 Shop now → TheFunkyHempies.com
⚡ Don’t wait — your peace deserves priority.

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10/24/2025

Let the great Chic get you ready for the weekend with an old school party vibe!

Have a Funky Great Weekend!

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10/23/2025

“Chasing Sunlight. Catching Calm. ✌🏽☀️”

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When summer lingers and the breeze turns mellow — that’s Indian Summer magic. The kind of moment when time slows, your soul exhales, and balance feels effortless.

That’s the essence of The Funky Hempies — where our all-natural CBD helps you ride the groove between peace & power. 🌻✨

Find your calm. Feed your vibe.
💚 The Funky Hempies — where nature, style, and soul flow together.

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Shop your Funky flow → [thefunkyh**pies.com]

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10/16/2025

Good Energy Only — The Funky Hempies Way

The world’s full of noise — we bring the calm. 🌿
No hype. No stress. Just premium CBD that helps your body reset and your soul recharge.

When your energy’s right, everything flows.
Let peace be your power — the Funky way. ✨

🚀 CTA: Try Us!

🌿 Tap in → TheFunkyHempies.com

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10/10/2025

From Chaos to Chill — Find Your Friday Flow with CBD.

The week’s been a ride — full of noise, motion, and madness.

Before you roll into the weekend, take a moment to breathe, reflect, and reset. 🌿

CBD helps your mind unwind and your soul reset — turning chaos into calm and stress into serenity. ✌️
Because peace isn’t found in the weekend — it’s found in you.

🚀 CTA-Buy Some!

🌿 Ease into the weekend → TheFunkyHempies.com

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10/09/2025

🌙 Rest Isn’t Weak — It’s a Superpower.

Your body repairs, your mind recharges, your soul resets. 🌿

CBD helps you unwind and restore balance — because strength isn’t found in overworking, it’s in resting well.

Peace. Love. Recovery. ✌️

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12850 Highway 9 North, Ste-600/161
Alpharetta, GA
30004

Website

http://thefunkyhempies.com/

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