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The Funky Hempies is a CBD wellness brand rooted in calm, culture, and quality. Clean ingredients. Real standards.

Feel-good relief—without the hype.

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02/20/2026

“SESSION #7 JUST BLEW THE ROOF OFF THE LOUNGE. 🎷🔥🌿”

Not background music.
Not a playlist.
This is a WHOLE VIBE EXPERIENCE. 😮‍💨🔥

The Funky Hempies Acid Jazz Lounge — Session #7 is LIVE
and this one is dripping with velvet soul, grown-folk groove, and timeless heat.

We’re talking:
🎷 Silk-smooth energy
❤️ Deep soul feelings
🌿 Float-level relaxation
🔥 Legendary groove pockets

From Moonchild’s hypnotic glide…
to Giveon’s emotional pull…
to Phyllis Hyman’s velvet-royalty magic…
to Leon Bridges floating you OUT…

This session doesn’t play.
It MOVES THROUGH YOU.

Drop the oil. Press play. Exhale.

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Hit that link in our bio and tell us which track shook your soul. 🎷🔥

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02/18/2026

Why CBD Feels Different for Everyone 🤔

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• CBD: Same Bottle… Different Experience
• “CBD Didn’t Work for Me…” (Let’s Talk About That)
• The Truth About CBD Results 🌿

🌿 REAL TALK, Funky family…

Ever notice how one person swears by CBD
…while another says “I didn’t feel anything”?

Here’s why 👇

✅ CBD is NOT one-size-fits-all

Your experience can vary based on:

✔ body chemistry
✔ stress levels
✔ consistency of use
✔ dosage
✔ product quality

CBD works with your body, not on your body.

💡 Think of it like coffee ☕
Some feel energized from one sip
Others need a full cup

✨ It’s about finding YOUR rhythm

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👇 Let’s talk:
Have you tried CBD before?

A) Yes — love it
B) Yes — unsure
C) Not yet
D) Curious but skeptical

Drop A / B / C / D 👇

✅ Comment A / B / C / D
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02/13/2026

“Session #6 just slipped into the Lounge… 🎷🌿”

Smooth minds. Calm energy. Soulful atmosphere. 🌿

The Funky Hempies Acid Jazz Lounge — Session #6 is LIVE.

A fresh blend of jazz textures, soulful grooves, and laid-back cool designed for your perfect exhale.

This session feels like:
🕯️ dim lights
🥃 slow sips
🎶 silk-smooth transitions
🌙 late-night clarity

Press play and let the world slow down for a minute.

Drop the oil. Press play. Exhale.

🎧 LINK IN BIO
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Tap the link in our bio and tell us which track locked you into the vibe. 🎷

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02/11/2026

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02/06/2026

“Session #5 is pure late-night SOUL. 🌙🎷”

Dim the lights.
Slow the pace.
Let the music do the talking. 🌿

The Funky Hempies Acid Jazz Lounge — Session #5 is LIVE with a silky blend of modern soul, jazzy elegance, and timeless groove.

This session feels like:
🕯️ velvet lighting
🥃 easy conversation
🎶 smooth soul energy
🌌 full-body exhale

From fresh voices to soul legends, this one rides all the way into a deep, reflective closer.

Drop the oil. Press play. Exhale.

🎧 LINK IN BIO
(Spotify FREE or Premium — tap “OPEN IN APP” for full playback)

Tap the link in our bio and tell us which track put you in that late-night zone.

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02/05/2026

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01/30/2026

“Session #4 is BLOOMING… with soul past & present 🌸🎷”

This week we blend new voices and timeless legends.

The Funky Hempies Acid Jazz Lounge — Session #4 is LIVE, featuring fresh soulful energy alongside the late great Gil Scott-Heron and smooth jazz elegance from Lindsey Webster.

This one feels like:
🌸 soft beginnings
🎶 soulful discovery
🎷 classic groove
🌿 full-body exhale

Drop the oil. Press play. Exhale.

🎧 LINK IN BIO
(Spotify FREE or Premium — tap “OPEN IN APP” for full songs)

Press play and tell us which artist you just discovered tonight.

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01/28/2026

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01/23/2026

“SESSION #3 IS LIVE… and it’s straight grown-folk MAGIC. 🎷🌿”

We’re not playing games this Friday. 😮‍💨🔥

The Funky Hempies Acid Jazz Lounge — Session #3 is officially LIVE — curated for calm minds, soulful energy, and that smooth weekend reset.

This session is a perfect blend of:
✅ classic jazz groove
✅ neo-soul warmth
✅ smooth vibes you can feel

If your week was heavy… this is your exhale.

Drop the oil. Press play. Exhale.

🎧 LINK IN BIO
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Tap the link in our bio and tell us which cut is your favorite from Session #3. 🎷

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01/22/2026

🌿 CBD Dosage Made Simple (All Ages Guide)

If you’re new to CBD (or even if you’ve tried it before), here’s the truth:

✅ CBD isn’t about taking MORE.
It’s about taking the RIGHT amount for YOUR body.

Everybody’s system is different — age, weight, stress level, sleep habits, and wellness goals all matter.

The Funky Hempies Rule:

✅ START LOW
✅ GO SLOW
✅ STAY CONSISTENT

Think of it like adjusting the volume on a radio…
You don’t blast it — you tune it until it feels right.

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👇 Now let’s make this interactive:
What’s your #1 goal for CBD?

A) Stress
B) Sleep
C) Pain/Recovery
D) Overall Wellness

Comment A / B / C / D below 👇

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01/21/2026

CBD DOSING: Myth vs Fact ✅

• CBD Tip That Saves People Money 💰
• CBD Mistake Almost Everyone Makes…
• The #1 CBD Myth (Busted)

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🌿 CBD Myth-Busting time, Funky family!

One of the biggest mistakes people make with CBD is thinking:

❌ “If I take MORE, I’ll get better results.”

✅ Truth: CBD works best when you find the right dose for YOU.

Everybody’s body is different, so the goal isn’t “high dose”…
The goal is the right balance.

💡 Funky Tip:
Start low → go slow → increase gradually until you feel your best.

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👇 Want a simple guide? Comment “DOSE” and we’ll drop a quick dosing cheat-sheet next.

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01/19/2026

Happy Birthday Dr.King. It’s so sad that what you spoke and preached about almost 60 years ago. Still rings true today. Plus there are powers in place that are trying their best to take us back to even a darker place in time. So sad, but true!

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