Alpine Functional Wellness Alpine,WY

01/13/2026

🌄 Ready to feel lighter, stronger, and more in control of your health?
Alpine Functional Wellness is now welcoming new patients across Wyoming for GLP‑1 weight‑loss telemedicine.
✨ Why people are turning to GLP‑1 therapy:
Supports healthier appetite regulation
Helps reduce cravings and mindless snacking
Encourages steady, sustainable weight loss
Complements lifestyle changes for long‑term success
Backed by research on metabolic health
💻 100% Telemedicine — Wyoming residents only
Affordable plans starting at $160/month for 4 months, with microdosing and traditional dosing options and no hidden fees. Medication is shipped right to your door.
🏔️ Keep your care local. Keep your progress personal.
Schedule your consultation today: alpinewellnesswy.com

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12/21/2025

✨ New Year, new goals, new momentum ✨
Does your New Year’s resolution include a new fitness plan or goal? 🏋️‍♀️💪
Support your body for success with BPC‑157 liposomal chewable tablets.
This wellness favorite is used by many to support angiogenesis, the building of new blood vessels — helping muscles, tendons, and ligaments stay strong through training 🏃‍♂️🔥
Plus, many people include it in their routine for overall gut support 🌿✨
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12/18/2025

✨ Perimenopause Check-In ✨
We all know perimenopause comes with a long list of symptoms—hot flashes, mood swings, brain fog, night sweats, irregular cycles, sleep struggles, and more.
But let’s be honest… most of us end up brushing some of them off, telling ourselves “it’s just stress” or “I’ll deal with it later.”
👉 I’m curious: Which perimenopause symptoms do you find yourself ignoring the most?
Is it the subtle ones like forgetfulness or fatigue, or the more obvious ones like hot flashes?
Let’s share—sometimes just talking about it makes the journey feel a little lighter. 💬

11/19/2025

Updated pricing list as of 11/18/25. *Prices may change for home delivery vs clinic pickup.*

11/18/2025

🌟 You're Invited! 🌟

Special Immunity Boosting IV Hydration Day
📍 Lisa’s Salon
📅 Thursday, December 11th

Get ready to recharge before the holidays!
✨ What’s included:
Mini Tri Immune Boost IV – $120
Optional Upgrade: Add Vitamin B12 for extra energy – just $20

💇‍♀️ If you’re already booked with Lisa, Robye, Julie, or Jenna, you can schedule your IV drip during your service for the ultimate self-care combo.

💡 Bonus: While you relax with your drip, discover our exciting peptide offerings and how they can support your wellness journey.

🎄 Treat yourself to a boost of energy and immunity before the holiday rush. Spots are limited, so reserve yours today!

11/10/2025

✨ Calling all men and women, protect you heart, bones and brain with bioidentical hormone replacement therapy. Pop into our open house on November 11th to learn more.

11/06/2025

🧬 BPC-157: The Recovery Peptide You’ve Never Heard Of 💉
Looking to bounce back faster from injuries, inflammation, or gut issues? BPC-157 might be your secret weapon.
Originally studied for its regenerative effects, this peptide has gained traction among: 🏋️‍♂️ Athletes – for faster healing of tendons, ligaments, and muscles 🧘 Biohackers – for anti-inflammatory and neuroprotective benefits 🩺 Post-surgery patients – to support tissue repair and reduce recovery time 🥴 Gut warriors – for ulcers, IBS, UC, crohn’s and leaky gut
💡 Whether you’re chasing peak performance or healing from the inside out, BPC-157 could be worth exploring.

11/03/2025

💉 Unlock Your Body’s Natural Power with Sermorelin 💪✨
Looking for a natural way to boost energy, sculpt your body, and turn back the clock? Meet Sermorelin — a game-changing peptide that stimulates your body’s own growth hormone production. Here’s why it’s making waves in wellness:
🌟 Muscle Growth: Sermorelin supports lean muscle development by enhancing natural HGH levels — helping you build strength and recover faster from workouts.
🔥 Fat Loss: It revs up your metabolism, making it easier to shed stubborn fat, especially around the belly and thighs.
🕰️ Anti-Aging: Say goodbye to sluggishness and hello to vitality. Sermorelin improves sleep, boosts energy, and sharpens mental clarity — all key to feeling youthful.
💧 Skin Rejuvenation: With increased collagen production, you’ll notice firmer, smoother, more radiant skin — a glow that comes from within.
Unlike synthetic HGH, Sermorelin works with your body, not against it — making it a safer, more sustainable option for long-term wellness.
✨ Ready to feel stronger, look younger, and live better? Sermorelin might just be your secret weapon.

11/03/2025

🌟Open House Nov. 11 🌟 Unlock peak performance and recovery with three powerhouse peptides: Sermorelin, BPC-157, and NAD+ 💥 Your wellness upgrade starts here.
Ready to feel sharper, stronger, and more resilient? These three biohacking essentials are changing the game in longevity and recovery:
🔬 Sermorelin – Your natural growth hormone booster
Stimulates your body’s own production of human growth hormone (HGH)
Supports fat loss, muscle growth, and better sleep
Boosts energy, immune function, and skin health
A safer alternative to synthetic HGH
🛠️ BPC-157 – The body’s repair wizard
Accelerates wound healing, muscle and tendon recovery, and joint repair
Improves gut health and reduces inflammation
Enhances cognitive function and may support mood balance
Known for its regenerative effects across tissues
⚡ NAD+ – Cellular fuel for longevity
Powers over 500 enzymatic reactions in your body
Supports brain function, energy metabolism, and DNA repair
Helps combat aging, reduce inflammation, and improve mental clarity
NAD levels decline with age—supplementing helps restore vitality
✨ Whether you’re an athlete, entrepreneur, or just want to feel your best—these peptides are your edge. Your future self will thank you.

10/29/2025

🌿 Your Gut Talks to Your Girls — Here’s How! 💬💗
Did you know your gut and your breasts are in constant conversation? It’s called the gut-breast axis, and it’s a game-changer for women’s health.
🧠💪 Inside your gut lives the estrobolome — a group of bacteria that helps regulate estrogen levels. When your gut is healthy, it breaks down and eliminates excess estrogen efficiently. But when your gut is out of balance (hello, processed foods and stress), estrogen can build up in your body. This estrogen dominance is linked to increased breast cancer risk.
🔥 A leaky or inflamed gut also releases harmful compounds into your bloodstream, triggering chronic inflammation — another major player in breast disease.
🤱 And for moms? A healthy gut helps program your breast milk to deliver tailored nutrients and immune support to your baby. That’s the gut-breast-infant trifecta in action.
✨ So what can you do?
Eat fiber-rich, plant-based foods 🌽🥦
Add fermented goodies like yogurt, kimchi, and kefir 🥣
Cut back on sugar and ultra-processed snacks 🚫🍩
Prioritize sleep, movement, and stress relief 🧘‍♀️💤
Your gut isn’t just about digestion — it’s a powerful ally in protecting your breasts and your future. 💕

10/29/2025

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10/17/2025

✨ Why is losing baby weight so hard? It’s not just about willpower — your hormones are working overtime. 💪👶
During pregnancy, your body experiences a surge in hormones like estrogen, progesterone, and cortisol. These help grow and protect your baby, but they also affect your metabolism, appetite, and fat storage.
After birth, hormone levels drop dramatically — especially estrogen — which can lead to: 🔹 Slower metabolism 🔹 Increased hunger and cravings 🔹 Fat retention (especially around the hips and belly) 🔹 Mood swings and fatigue that make workouts harder
Plus, if you’re breastfeeding, your body may hold onto extra fat as a reserve for milk production. And let’s not forget the sleep deprivation — that alone can spike cortisol and sabotage weight loss efforts.
So if you’re struggling, be kind to yourself. Your body is healing, adjusting, and still doing incredible things. 💜 Focus on nourishment, movement, and rest — not just the scale.
👉 If this is you, contact us to learn how adding hormone support can help you accomplish your goals. You deserve to feel strong, balanced, and empowered.