Foley Vision Center

02/23/2026

🚨 SNOWPOCALYPSE UPDATE 🚨

Yes, we are OPEN tomorrow.
Yes, the building is still technically there.
Yes, you may need to tunnel slightly.

If you’re feeling heroic (or bored), feel free to bring your snowblower and/or shovel. We are currently paying in:

☕ Dunkin’ coffee
OR
💵 $5 per hour

(Your choice. We are nothing if not generous.)

Think of it as CrossFit, but with better caffeine rewards (or cash) and fewer inspirational speeches.

Come get your eyes checked. Help us find the front door too!

02/16/2026

Upgrade in progress! 🚧✨
We’re installing new technology on Tuesday, February 17, from 8–11 AM.

Dr. Foley will be temporarily unavailable for exams while we level up your eye care experience.

Thanks for your patience as we keep pushing forward —

“Keep on innovating” isn’t just our motto, it’s our mission.

02/15/2026

Is this true?

Annoyingly, yes. The mirror isn’t lying to you.

You generally can’t sneeze with your eyes open. Your brain basically slams the “blink NOW” button the moment a sneeze fires off. It’s a reflex controlled by the brainstem — the same autopilot system that handles breathing and other things you don’t want to micromanage.

When a sneeze happens:
• Pressure spikes in your nasal passages.
• Facial muscles contract.
• Your eyelids reflexively shut.

It’s not because your eyeballs would launch across the room like champagne corks (calm down, internet myths). It’s just a coordinated reflex. Your trigeminal nerve (nose irritation) and facial nerve (blink response) are in cahoots. They gossip. They collaborate.

Could someone force their eyes open? Maybe with serious effort or physically holding them open. But naturally? Your body says, “Nope. We are closing these shutters.”

So congratulations. Dr. Foley wins this round. You can stop standing in your bathroom trying to prove him wrong like a defiant raccoon. 🔥

02/15/2026

17-year-old Broeden Morss from Massachusetts was diagnosed with high-risk acute myeloid leukemia this past December after his mother, Kerynn, noticed he wasn’t able to do his usual activities and was extremely tired.

To defeat AML and recover his health, Broeden needs a peripheral blood stem cell (PBSC) or marrow transplant from a donor who is a genetic match to his tissue type. Unfortunately, he does not have a viable matching donor in the worldwide registry.

That’s where you come in! You could be Broeden’s lifesaving hero without even knowing it. All it takes is a swab of your cheek to find out if you are a match for him or another patient in need.

I just did mine and it was super easy! You could save Broeden’s life or another person in need!

Broeden is fighting blood cancer and needs a stem cell donor. Join the registry today, your swab could be his cure and his hope for tomorrow.

02/13/2026

Friday the 13th…
Are you brave enough to face… the eye doctor? 😈👁️

We’ve got openings available if you dare to come in.

No tricks — just clearer vision.

📞 Call us or go online to claim your spot!
(978)792-4400 or book 24/7 at www.drfoley.net

02/11/2026

It’s Wednesday, February 11th — and the Foley Vision Center squad is READY!! 🔥

Need clearer vision? We’ve got you.
Need a high five? We’ve got that too!! ✋

02/08/2026

WE ALL WE GOT. WE ALL WE NEED. 🔥🔥🔥

02/07/2026

Two totally random Patriots fans stopped by Foley Vision Center a few weeks ago…

One insisted on wearing #10.
The other kept saying, “I’ve done this before.” 🤔🐐🏈

Must be coincidence 😆

02/07/2026

🔥😎🔥😎

02/06/2026

She did it! 🙌
15-year-old Madelyn survived her first eye exam and says it was actually… chill 😄👓
Nice work, Madelyn!

Disclaimer: photo used with permission from Madelyn and her parent/guardian.

02/06/2026

02/05/2026