St. Joe Ng Pack's Institute of Questionable Medicine

While most of our equipment may be second hand or scavenged (band aids, blood, surgical equipment) we do offer very affordable healthcare and accept all forms of insurance. Our physician staff consists of the venerable Dr. Joe Ng Pack who graduated from the University of Phoenix with an doctorate degree in Philosophy and Underwater Basket Weaving and is also the founder of our fine institution. Our surgical, nursing and administrative staff also consists of Dr. Ng Pack and this helps provide a homely and comfortable atmosphere for our patients who will know that the entire staff understands the problem they have. Thank you for allowing us at the St. Joe Ng Pack's Institute of Questionable Medicine to help you get better and we hope to see you again soon! DISCLAIMER: The St. Joe Ng Pack's Institute of questionable medicine is not an actual medical institution. Joe Ng Pack is neither an actual saint or an actual doctor, all posts on this page are intended as humor and comedy. If you're seriously looking on facebook for medical advice then you're probably an idiot. If you actually take our silliness for actual medical advice then you're an even bigger idiot. We cannot be held responsible for your stupidity. If you need medical attention, visit an actual doctor.