03/03/2026
I had every intention of starting a stretching routine to fix my stiff ol'arse today, but that plan fell to s**t rather quickly.
100% chance you've come in hot on a Monday with every intention of dominating the world. And by that I mean your health and fitness.
So this one is for you...
I ended up waking up at 2:30am this morning and could no go back to sleep. Started work with clients at 5 am.
This meant my ass was grumpy, tired, and hangry most of the day.
Got home at 8:30 a.m. from some appointments with a s**t ton of work to do because Monday's be like that sometimes.
Locked in from 8:30 to noon... No stretching routine happened.
Needed a nap at noon. Lying there with my eyes closed and brain racing with regards to everything I still need to do today.
I also thought about how tall Jesus was, who would win if the alphabet got in a fight, and when the song Espresso came out - did sales of espresso spike?
Needless to say... No stretching routine happened.
More work needed to be done.
It's now 5:08 pm, and clearly procrastinating this stretch routine by writing this.
I've got my Men's church group from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. tonight. Won't get home until 9 p.m. and have to get up at 5 a.m. tomorrow morning.
So here's the plan. I'm going to stretch one freaking hamstring.
I realize how ridiculous this sounds. But before I get to bed tonight, I will stretch my left hamstring for 2 minutes.
It's not about the routine anymore. It's about showing up and honoring the commitment in whatever capacity I can today.
Clearly, better planning and scheduling are needed in the future.
Even coaches f*ck this up sometimes 🤷♂️
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