Orchid Vitality Colon Hydrotherapy and Massage Therapy LLC

12/23/2025

Hey y’all, quick reminder - if you’re planning to use HSA or FSA for Colonics, don’t miss the deadline. Check with your provider and grab the link here when you’re ready. Medically necessary letters and itemized receipts provided.

Happy Holidays, and don’t forget to 💩 after your feast!
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12/21/2025

12/14/2025

Clinical literature says (ROGAINE)is completely synthetic medicine………I went digging around looking for sources of the active compound in it and FOUND A PLANT SOURCE!!!
And it ain’t ROSEMARY!😂🤣😅🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 so let me know when y’all are ready to grow your hair and filling y’all edges in without growing a full beard and mustache.

I always look for two components when I’m building an herbal compound and one of those components is a catalyst to boost the effectiveness of the main or active herb. For this particular plant, the catalyst is nothing that I would’ve never guessed or thought about. This herb makes it stronger and work faster with reopening the follicles and growing hair back in balding areas. Also, I hate this plant because this plant is typically used as a plant-based sweetener, but it also does not contain any calories and we all know that sugar is carbon and carbon produced calories.
But that’s another topic for another day. In essence-Stevia is the catalyst for this particular minoxidil-like plant.

Speak nice to me….. I LOVE AND do this for real. ? #

DM me “The cow licked me bald” to schedule a $99 consultation including a 30-day supply of HAIR-Gri-Culture (hair oil and capsules).

12/14/2025

Why You NEED a Colon Hydrotherapy Series:

• Clean out holiday buildup from heavy foods, sugar, alcohol, and overeating
• Reduce bloating and constipation after weeks of irregular eating
• Feel lighter and less sluggish going into the new year
• Reset digestion and bowel regularity
• Boost energy and mental clarity
• Support gut health and microbiome balance
• Prepare the body for detox, juicing, fasting, or clean eating plans
• Jumpstart weight-management goals
• Support immune health during winter months
• Improve nutrient absorption
• Reduce gas and abdominal discomfort
• Promote clearer skin and reduced inflammation
• Support overall detox pathways (colon, liver, lymph)
• Relieve stress stored in the gut and promote relaxation
• Start the year feeling refreshed, reset, and renewed
• Create accountability for wellness goals
• Break old habits and establish healthier routines

New Years Resolutions?
-Use Colon Hydrotherapy as a Symbolic physical reset — letting go of what no longer serves the body so they can start the year lighter, clearer, and more intentional.

Booking link: https://Expertcolonhydrotherapy.as.me/Betterthangroupondeal
Promo code: BLKFRDGRP

12/14/2025

Not that I think that 💩and ) are the answer to everything, but Its definitely a good start!!!


🤷🏽‍♀️( I mean-perhaps? Low-key I might really believe it, but will never say it aloud.😅😬)

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