Orchid Vitality Colon Hydrotherapy and Massage Therapy LLC

02/16/2026

Give your cells a bath and boost your bio electricity to fight disease.

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02/13/2026

Happy Valentine Day, y’all!!!🩷🌹❤️

FEMME BLOOM Elixir 🌺🌱

Minerals and Botanical-Rich Intimate Vitality Elixir

Where nourishment ignites softness.

This deeply nourishing blend of Angelica — long honored as a traditional women’s vitality root — and Maca, an adaptogenic reproductive tonic, supports natural lubrication, hormonal balance, intimate vitality and sensual responsiveness.

Sea moss replenishes essential minerals.

Okra and slippery elm hydrate delicate tissues.

Beet root enhances blood flow.

Lactobacillus protects feminine balance.

Feel hydrated.

Feel balanced.

Feel responsive.


Not synthetic stimulation — but cultivated vitality from within.


*Created and pioneered by an Food and Herbal self-proclaimed scientist with 17-years pharmacy experience and a KEEN understanding of biological WATER PARKS💧💦 and biochemistry.😉😊

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01/20/2026

Class schedule is very flexible. DM for any questions. Serious inquiries only.

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01/09/2026

It’s true! That’s why I will never, ever stop administering colonics. In my 90s, I’m still showing up as an expert colon hydrotherapist!

Listen, I really do this for real! It’s too much purpose and substance in it. I’ve seen it do too much good compared to all my years in pharmacy.
The health of those intestines (large and small) is the lifeline of your health! Being skinny, being vegan, being rich, being beautiful, being smart, being fly, and fashionable means nothing if your s**t 💩 is blocked up.

Dr. Bernard Jensen was that guy, in real life!!😉😅 He did the best illustration of how the whole anatomy of the brain is innervated and correlated to the haustras (pockets) of the large intestines in the transverse colon.

What that means to you is, if you’re suffering from any type of mental health imbalance, everything from schizophrenia to bipolar disorder to intense anxiety to ADHD to chemically depressed and insomnia, the origin of all that is in the transverse colon (large intestines) at the corner of the splenic flexure. More than likely, that area of your colon is malformed, it’s atonic, or it could be spastic and definitely impacted with old f***l matter.

The good news is it can be reshaped and thoroughly cleansed via colonics, but I’ll also recommend that you re-colonize your large intestines with healthy bacteria. There are clinical studies that show how healthy bacteria converts to different neurotransmitters, so that would be equivalent to wiping the hard drive of the computer and reprogramming it.

Anyway, book your colonic series for 2026. I have an amazing deal that’s better than Groupon. Link in bio.

01/08/2026

I never got a chance to see the end results of this growth completely disappearing in this person‘s breast, because I got mad at her; so we didn’t finish the therapy.

I’m sensitive and passionate.

***Yet, as you can see we were getting results.😅🤷🏽‍♀️

So we have here:

Tangeretin
Calms inflammation and protects nerves removes discomfort and pain from these growths.

Ellagic acid
Protects the healthy cells from being affected by these growths and repairs cells

Gallic acid
Cleans the body of toxins from the discarded growth and supports immunity

Hesperidin
Destroys blood vessels growing in growths (cyst polyp tumor fibroids lipomas) and cuts the nutrient supplying blood and suffocates the growth.
Hesperidin does NOT play the BULL💩 with nothing growing in your body that’s not supposed to be in your body. Sometimes if it has to, it’ll partner with ELLAGIC acid and burn out whatever is not supposed to be there and yes, you do feel the heat sensation.

Nobiletin
Boosts metabolism and brain function THIS IS REMOVING FATTY LIVER DISEASE, AND GIVING YOU A GOOD BOOST OF GABA PRODUCTION..

Naringenin
Helps the liver and fat metabolism a lot of growths are hormonal base. So it’s very important that you flush and filter the liver. Even if you have elevated liver enzymes or fatty liver disease.

Punicalagin
Deep cellular repair and longevity after all the hard work is done and removing I want it grows out of the body. This comes in and nourish and repairs your cells.

And you know was weird even though this compound or this drink is really really healthy for you. It also taste really good if you’re not battling the “C” word I may add maple syrup to it and you put it over ice and it’s so refreshing!!!!

Brittny has her order and Taj is picking up her order today.

Replace your store-bought fruit punch and “Ginja EL” (ginger ale) with this drink.

DM me FOR MORE INFORMATION.

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01/05/2026

Your healing is in your daily habits.
🧠 Move your body to unlock energy
🧼 Clean your gut to reset your system
🌬 Clear your mind to gain clarity
✨ And watch your whole vibration shift.

Tap into your next level at www.highertohealth.com 🌿

SummerDetox HolisticHealing

01/01/2026

This was one of my top three happiest moments of 2025. And I have to say with the most sincere humility “ God, Thank you for the privilege to serve with my gifts,Talents knowledge, and wisdom and people trusting and getting results.

She passed a growth ( , , , ) that the doctors had scheduled surgery for her to remove.
her having to do much of a dietary change I just put together a combination of both food and herbs compound for her to drink every day to cut off the blood supply from this growth, and once it was died off from the blood supply, she was able to pass it. She was able to pass it before she even finished her Colonic series.

✨✨✨FOOD,HERBS, and a clean Colon ARE THE PERFECT HEALING SYNERGY.✨✨✨

Book your Better Than Groupon Colonic(3sessions+1free session) promotion and start your process of purging unhealthy growths out of your body.Link in bio.

01/01/2026

THESE ARE SOME THE exquisite botanicals that I’m including in the DOPEST APOTHECARY EVER!!!!🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤣

Meet Poria, the ultimate brain hero: it gives a boost and keeps and on track, tackling , , and gut-brain issues. Think about these instead of or . I just pop them back like a capsule because it’s hard to make a strong brewed tea with them. So, I can’t tell you how they taste.🤷🏽‍♀️

And NO! They do not make you TRIPP!
They will not keep you up all night. Take your appetite or make you hyper focus on nothing and lose 30 pounds in three days.
That’s shroomish——-> coke-ish🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️. There’s no “snawdy shawdy” potential over here.😂🤣🤣😂
Yeah! I know-I know is the hype🤟🏽.
Do what works for you.🤷🏽‍♀️😂

No arguments, disputes, debates, rebuttals necessary….. do that with .

12/23/2025

Hey y’all, quick reminder - if you’re planning to use HSA or FSA for Colonics, don’t miss the deadline. Check with your provider and grab the link here when you’re ready. Medically necessary letters and itemized receipts provided.

Happy Holidays, and don’t forget to 💩 after your feast!
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12/21/2025

12/14/2025

Clinical literature says (ROGAINE)is completely synthetic medicine………I went digging around looking for sources of the active compound in it and FOUND A PLANT SOURCE!!!
And it ain’t ROSEMARY!😂🤣😅🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 so let me know when y’all are ready to grow your hair and filling y’all edges in without growing a full beard and mustache.

I always look for two components when I’m building an herbal compound and one of those components is a catalyst to boost the effectiveness of the main or active herb. For this particular plant, the catalyst is nothing that I would’ve never guessed or thought about. This herb makes it stronger and work faster with reopening the follicles and growing hair back in balding areas. Also, I hate this plant because this plant is typically used as a plant-based sweetener, but it also does not contain any calories and we all know that sugar is carbon and carbon produced calories.
But that’s another topic for another day. In essence-Stevia is the catalyst for this particular minoxidil-like plant.

Speak nice to me….. I LOVE AND do this for real. ? #

DM me “The cow licked me bald” to schedule a $99 consultation including a 30-day supply of HAIR-Gri-Culture (hair oil and capsules).