Robert Gardner Wellness

03/31/2026

Class is coming up in Sikeston, MO and I wanted to wave from TX. :) If you're in a nearby state or city please do your best to make it out while I'm in town.

What will you learn:
help clients out of pain rapidly
upper back & neck
lower back & hip pain

These sequences are modeled after my 24 year experience as a bodyworker and I'm regularly told no one has ever seen anything like it. I show you on a table and on a mat during your 12 CE class with me.

I'll be filming class from multiple camera angles to give you access after class to review. Payment plans are available and if memory serves the lowest is $38 a month for a year. :)

I believe what I'm teaching is the coming revolution needed in our industry and I want you no the ground floor before everyone else figures it out.

Questions? Feel free to reach out and I'll see you in May.

Next Level Pain Relief® Level 1 Hands-On Class Earn Your Certification & Transform Your Practice! Join us for an immersive two-day workshop designed to elevate your skills and empower you to deliver effective, client-centered pain relief. Class teaches you to perform simple techniques on a tabl...

03/29/2026

What you teach is just Thai massage.

What is Thai massage?

No no you're just teaching yoga.

What is yoga?

You use yoga props.

What is a prop?



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03/24/2026

A student was asking about what I teach and from their vantage point like most massage therapists they're looking at a CE class. As we chatted and they're trying to wrap their brain around what I'm teaching and what it does I just stopped and said, "what do you want your life to look like in ten years?"

They stumbled for a second. I'd put them on the spot and didn't want them to be uncomfortable but it's a deep question for someone you've only talked to for 5 minutes.

The admitted there's a lot of I'm not sure there and I said, "yes, absolutely. It's more about what lifestyle you want and what sort of investments you want for you and your family.

In essence, there are two main paths that I see.

1) You're in a dimly lit room and working on a table using oil on people. You're alone with this one person doing connected heart centered work in a calm relaxing environment.

There's nothing wrong with helping people and going this direction if that is in fact what you want.

2) You're in a well lit room working on one person completely clothed for 2-3 hours. You'll see 2-3 clients a day and the sessions are akin to yoga therapy for pain management while communicating with clients about the issue they've come in for.

It's still relaxing but you can also bring it to your yoga studio, a gym, a Brazilian jiujitsu studio and show it off. It's clothed. You can work publicly as well. It's perfect for a home based studio should you choose to go that route.

Now, beyond that. How would you like to lead Next Level Pain Relief® classes for say upper back and neck pain where you work, assist and help selfcare for 8 students at a time? You help and assist them working on themselves with your expert assistance. If you charged $50 for a 90 minute class for 8 people you'd make $400 in 90 minutes and you're doing several things at once.

You're making it more affordable for a large number of people then also promoting private sessions that you charge more for.

So which of those sounds like where you want to be in 10 years?"

She said that the 2nd sounded more like what she wanted to do and I said great, that means you want to study with me and become a Next Level Pain Relief® specialist.

Many will do massage. It's awesome and to be supported if that's what your dreams and wishes are. Together we're pushing to new vistas that set therapists free.

03/23/2026

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03/22/2026

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03/20/2026

Payment plans

Students have asked about payment setup and payment plans were installed at the end of last year. This is an example of what you get for a standard 12 hour CE course.

You can choose which plan works for you. If you cannot for some reason afford full classes remember that you can see nearly every class I've taught in the last 10 years in the video vault for $7 a month.

All products in the store from workbooks, dvds, online classes and beyond have this payment plan option. When I tested the Suspension Masterclass it broke it into I think monthly payments of $100 for the duration. It makes everything much more affordable for students.

03/17/2026

"Why don't you get involved with regulation and make a difference?"

Years ago while discussing regulatory issues in the massage industry I was asked this question by students. I told them that I'm a Continuing Education CE provider. As a CEP I get in my experience what's the greatest degree of freedom to provide information that schools don't have the time or inclination for.

They'd tell me there were so many problems and I see to understand it so well they couldn't understand why I wouldn't get involved to make things better.

Eventually I'd say, "I don't get involved with regulation because I don't want to stand that close to evil."

The faces and bewilderment always surprise me. I know they're thinking, "how can he say that?"

I can say that because I've gone to school and worked as an Lmt in 3 different states since 2002. Half of my life at 48 years old has been spent in this industry. I teach and travel and teach and teach online and there's always a new set of rules dictating what I can and cannot do in various state jurisdictions.

I'm going to AR in a week or so. I'm going to teach a class at a school in the area and then I'll likely ask students, "would you like it if I stay here a bit longer and give you guys sessions?"

Oh yeah! That'd be awesome.

I can't. AR massage law dictates that though I can come to the state and teach because I'm NCBTMB certified as a CEP to teach classes and give CE within the state I'm also Not a licensed massage therapist within the borders of AR.

Wait what? You mean you can come teach and work on us in class but you can't give a sesson?

No...I'm not licensed in AR. To get a massage therapists license in AR I have to file for a new license pay fees then likely renew every 2 years just like I do in TX for the 3 licenses I have in this state.

That's ridiculous!

I feel that way about most massage law. I follow the law but it wasn't made for me. I always find myself somehow breaking "rules" then someone wants to ask me what the difference between laws and rules are. Then I'll smile and ask them what's the difference between morals and ethics.

I smile. I sit. I pay the dues. I mostly keep my nose clean and do my best not to burn professional bridges.

If any Lmt says, "well it shouldn't be that way." I just tell them that the fees they pay and the laws they support make it harder for me to educate them directly and it adds to the costs because they...wind up paying for my fees, renewals etc. The cheapest way is to just cut out the middle man and study with me directly either in person hands on or online via my membership vault or preferably both.

Shouldn't isn't really a legal category.

So why don't I get involved? Eh, it's already owned bought and sold by someone else. Those people have enough $ to prevent me from playing the game well so...I play a new game.

Global distribution online via the internet.

Are you in TX? Do you like Free hands on CE classes? Would you prefer to just continue to study and study with me for free? You can.

1) Thai Massage Jam
Tammy is out of town this week so I'm hosting at Myo this Saturday I believe at 5pm. I teach share educate and work on people freely.

2) Join my video vault membership
Free first month and every month after is $7 a month.

If I ever get 10k members globally I'll open up my studio once a month and just teach CE classes hands on to TX Lmt for free. No fee. I'll even make you lunch.

This past class I served frito pie (all scratch made btw) but in the future I think I might make poke bowls for class.

I know you're reading this and going, "wait, what? What do you mean the classes are now free?" Well at 10k members paying me $7 a month I'm now making enough that I don't need to charge for CE. I'll just press a button on my pc and livestream the class globally and charge people $7 for access to what you get for free.

If you're interested in that offer. Tell planet earth with internet access to sign up:

✅ First 30 days FREE — try it out risk-free!💲 Only $7/month after — cancel anytime.🎯 Learn pain relief & bodywork techniques + how to grow your practice — all for just $7/month.📚 Access 1,000+ hours of online classes: Table & mat-based techniques Business & marketing str...