Drunky, The Fell's Point Duck

04/11/2026

05/23/2025

If you are looking

11/08/2024

You heard the man

01/09/2024

Look. The as**at on WJZ just filmed me and Wobbly (my female) and said we duck are “the people who enjoy this weather.” Hey Bozo, we are not people and we hate this s**t. It’s cold, wet on our backs (no, it doesn’t always roll off) and the tourons are totally gone. Go home Jimmy Holeson and let us beg by the sandpile unmolested. Bars are open till water comes in the door or the power quits like the Jets. Bring your pink Stanley Cup to sneak in a bit of White Whine “daddy, I really need the stupid cup tron Target”.

12/26/2023

That kind of day.

08/17/2023

Quack! What’s going on this weekend?
Someone told me lots of people plan to act like owls tonight. Quack.

06/06/2023

Please help the boss out! He brings his kids down to the ‘Point and feeds me cracked corn and maybe some old cinnamon rolls. He loves me.

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11/20/2021

Rittenhouse Cocktail
3 Shots, a chaser and it’s free.

06/23/2021

Quack! Mayor BS is heading to the White house? Is Shorty going too?

12/28/2020

Quack! I’ve been quiet lately but that’s because all you have been gone from our happy home. If you have a little time enjoy the sunny weather and grab some to go cocktails and food from some of my favourites like Kooper's Tavern Alexanders Tavern Zelda Zen (no drinks but cool masks and fun gifts) Max's Taphouse The Admirals Cup - Fells Point, Baltimore! Quack! Let’s help our places and please feed us ducks too!