04/01/2026
Big announcement. ๐ฃ
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After much consideration we have decided to sell to the Big Money Private Equity Optical Corporation.
After 30+ years Iโve decided to pursue my passions : tattooing myself, hanging out with horses, and a part time gig in the NBA.
Thanks for all the years of support, Iโm sure the new owners will suck the soul out of the business, I mean take great care of everyone.
Oh and Happy April Fools Day. Itโs taken us 30 years to make a bad joke. Weโre slow I guess ๐
And yes , these images are AI generated, even though Iโve been working on my dunking skills. (Not really)