02/05/2026
Conducting a highly unscientific study to see if returning to the summer of 1993 will reset my hormones, nervous system, sleep quality, and overall tolerance for nonsense.
Methodology includes questionable beverages, plastic footwear, aggressive hair lightening, and music recorded illegally off the radio.
If this works, I will not be taking questions.
If it doesn't, I will still be wearing the Jellies.
Drop your suggestions for anything that "fixed everything for 5 minutes" so we can expand the study.