02/19/2026
🚨 PLEASE DON’T BE ALARMED BY OUR NEW EMPLOYEE 🚨
Yes… that is a coyote in our flower bed.
No… he does not accept insurance.
After last year’s unexpected goose maternity ward situation 🪺😅 (shoutout to the mama goose who chose our landscaping as her delivery suite), we decided we needed a new strategy.
So we hired security.
We love wildlife — we just prefer it not laying eggs in our flower beds. 🌷😂
We’re simply trying to “void” off the geese before egg season gets out of hand. 🥚🚫
Thanks for understanding while we keep both our patients and our landscaping safe!