Muscle Mechanics LLC

04/19/2026

⚠️ LIMITED APPOINTMENTS THIS WEEK ⚠️

We’re running a little tighter than usual over here…

With 3 of our therapists out of the office, availability is very limited—and the remaining spots are already starting to fill up.

If your body has been:
• Tight
• Achy
• Stressed
• Or just straight up overdue for a reset

Now is the time to grab your spot before they’re gone.

We’re still bringing the same precision, results-driven work you expect… just with fewer hands on deck this week.

📅 Don’t wait until it’s fully booked (because it will be)
📲 Book online: www.musclemechanicsllc.com
📞 Or call 513-732-3500

Your body will thank you later… promise

04/16/2026

04/14/2026

☀️ SUMMER IS COMING… IS YOUR BODY READY?

Long days. Vacations. Pool time. More moving, more doing…
…and if your body isn’t ready? You’re going to feel it.

Tight shoulders. Achy low back. Stiff hips.
That “I’ll deal with it later” feeling? Yeah… summer will make it louder.

At Muscle Mechanics, we get your body moving right before the season hits full speed.

💥 Summer Prep Tune-Ups include:
👉 Deep tissue + problem-focused work
👉 Hip & low back reset
👉 Neck/shoulder tension relief
👉 Lymphatic + inflammation support

Because summer should feel GOOD in your body—not like you’re pushing through pain.

⏳ Limited spots this week—don’t wait until you’re already hurting

📲 Book now and go into summer feeling like yourself again
📍 Muscle Mechanics LLC – Batavia
📞 513-732-3500
🌐 www.musclemechanicsllc.com

04/12/2026

Limited openings this week! Head over to www.musclemechanicsllc.com or call 5137323500

04/08/2026

🚨 Heads up before the schedule gets tight… 🚨

If you’ve been meaning to get in with your favorite therapist, now is the time to grab your spot 👇

• Cody will be out after today and won’t be back until May 4th
• Shayne will be out April 21–28
• Sarah will be out April 17 – May 22 (returning to light duty earlier)

👉 If you already have an appointment booked with Sarah during that time, you WILL still be seen—no worries there 💙

But between vacations and time off, availability is about to get tight FAST… and once those spots fill, we’re looking at a bit of a wait.

If your body’s been asking for some work—don’t put it off until you’re hurting and there’s nothing left.

👉 Get in now while you still have options
📞 513-732-3500
🌐 www.musclemechanicsllc.com

We’ve got you—but timing matters on this one 💯

04/06/2026

There’s still a few openings today and tomorrow! Make
Sure to head over to www.musclemechanicsllc.com to snag a spot! Or call 513-732-3500.

04/05/2026

✨ Openings This Week ✨

Your body has been keeping score… even if you’ve been trying to ignore it.

That tight neck?
The low back that nags every time you stand up?
The tension headaches that won’t fully go away?

Yeah… that’s your sign.

We’ve got a handful of openings this week to actually fix the problem, not just temporarily feel better.

This isn’t fluff massage.
This is targeted, intentional work that gets into what’s really going on.

💥 Deep tissue
💥 Trigger point
💥 Medical-focused sessions
💥 Real results

Spots are limited (and they will go quick once people realize how bad they feel 😅)

👉 Book now before you’re stuck waiting another week
📍 Muscle Mechanics LLC

04/05/2026

🐣🌷 Happy Easter from all of us at Muscle Mechanics 🌷🐣

Today is about fresh starts, renewal, and spending time with the people who matter most.

We hope your day is filled with laughter, good food, sweet treats, and a little bit of peace in the middle of it all 💛

He is Risen ✝️

– Your Muscle Mechanics Crew, Sarah Heinrich, Kylie NotSchmidt, Megan Berger, Brooke Rosenberg, Shayne Jones, Bridget Black, Ashley Cope, Cody Baxter

04/03/2026

Did you know we are having an Easter egg mystery raffle?? Purchase 1 egg for $5 or 3 eggs for $10. Cash only (Venmo if last resort) Win anything from free add ons to free massages! Make sure to get one! Eggs are out through 4/10!

04/02/2026

🐣 EASTER WEEKEND OPENINGS + LAST CHANCE BEFORE THE HOLIDAY RUSH 🌷

We’ve got a few openings left between now and Easter weekend… and they’re going FAST.

If your body’s been talking (or screaming 😅)… this is your sign to get in before the holiday chaos hits.

✨ Sore from workouts?
✨ Stiff from work/life/literally everything?
✨ Just need an hour to breathe and reset?

We’ve got you.

💥 Limited spots available:
👉 Today
👉 Friday
👉 Easter Weekend (yes, we’re squeezing people in 👀)

Once they’re gone… they’re gone.

Don’t go into Easter tight, achy, and stressed—
go in feeling loose, relaxed, and like a whole new human.

📲 Book online now or message us to grab one of the last spots!

03/31/2026

There’s still a few openings today!