Muscle Mechanics LLC

04/03/2026

Did you know we are having an Easter egg mystery raffle?? Purchase 1 egg for $5 or 3 eggs for $10. Cash only (Venmo if last resort) Win anything from free add ons to free massages! Make sure to get one! Eggs are out through 4/10!

04/02/2026

🐣 EASTER WEEKEND OPENINGS + LAST CHANCE BEFORE THE HOLIDAY RUSH 🌷

We’ve got a few openings left between now and Easter weekend… and they’re going FAST.

If your body’s been talking (or screaming 😅)… this is your sign to get in before the holiday chaos hits.

✨ Sore from workouts?
✨ Stiff from work/life/literally everything?
✨ Just need an hour to breathe and reset?

We’ve got you.

💥 Limited spots available:
👉 Today
👉 Friday
👉 Easter Weekend (yes, we’re squeezing people in 👀)

Once they’re gone… they’re gone.

Don’t go into Easter tight, achy, and stressed—
go in feeling loose, relaxed, and like a whole new human.

📲 Book online now or message us to grab one of the last spots!

03/31/2026

There’s still a few openings today!

03/29/2026

🌸🐣 EASTER WEEK OPENINGS – THEY’RE GOING FAST 🐣🌸

We’ve got a handful of spots left this week and once they’re gone… they’re gone.

If your body’s been feeling tight, sore, or straight up over it… this is your sign to get on the table before the holiday chaos hits.

✨ Deep tissue
✨ Medical massage
✨ TMJ, lymphatic, injury work
✨ Or just come relax and reset

📅 Openings 3/29 – 4/5
Spots available with Megan, Cody, Brooke, Bridget, Sammie, Ashley & Shayne throughout the week!

👉 Weekend & Easter spots are LIMITED (and always the first to fill)

💥 Don’t wait until you’re hurting—get ahead of it.

📲 Book now: www.musclemechanicsllc.com
📍 Batavia, OH
📞 513-732-3500

🐰 Feel better going into Easter… not worse.

03/26/2026

WEEKEND OPENINGS JUST DROPPED 🔥

Your body’s been talking all week…
tight shoulders, low back acting up, headaches creeping in 👀

👉 This is your sign to get on the schedule.

We’ve got limited openings this weekend and they will go fast (they always do 😅)

💥 Deep tissue
💥 Medical massage
💥 Cupping + add-ons available
💥 Relaxation if you just need to unplug

Whether you’re in pain or just need to reset—
we’ve got you.

📅 Book online now before spots are gone:
👉 www.musclemechanicsllc.com
📍 Batavia

Tag someone who needs this 👇 or send this as your not-so-subtle hint 😉

03/24/2026

03/23/2026

✨ Spring is waking up… and so are those tight, cranky muscles ✨

Our books are filling FAST as everyone starts moving again, getting outside, and realizing winter did a number on their body 😅

If you’ve been thinking about booking… this is your sign 👇

🔥 Appointments available this week & next
🛠️ Medical-focused massage that actually gets RESULTS
💆‍♀️ Relaxation + repair = the perfect combo

👉 Don’t wait until you’re in pain-pain. Get ahead of it.

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🌿 NEW ADD-ON ALERT 🌿
Brooke is now offering Red Light Therapy as an add-on for just $20

✔️ Helps reduce inflammation
✔️ Supports muscle recovery
✔️ Boosts healing & circulation

➡️ You can now book this directly online with your appointment!

And this is just the beginning…
👉 Over the next week, most of our therapists will start offering this add-on too!

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📅 Grab your spot before they’re gone
📍 Muscle Mechanics LLC
🌐 www.musclemechanicsllc.com
📞 513-732-3500

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If your body’s been whispering… don’t wait until it starts screaming 💀

Book now. Your future self will thank you.

03/22/2026

SPRING IS WAKING UP… AND SO ARE YOUR MUSCLES

You can feel it, right?
More movement, more activity… and more aches creeping in

Our books for next week are already starting to fill up as everyone thaws out.

Head over to www.musclemechanicsllc.com and book today!

03/20/2026

It’s that time of year…

You: “I feel fine”
Also you: can’t turn your neck, low back yelling, hips locked up

Meanwhile…
🔥 Our schedule is filling up FAST as everyone thaws out

Don’t get stuck waiting in pain.

Be the smart one.
Book ahead.

📍 Muscle Mechanics LLC
📲 513-732-3500
🌐 www.musclemechanicsllc.com

03/16/2026

🍀 Let’s play a little St. Patty’s Day game… 🍀
We’ve got openings available, and we want to know:

What would be luckier for you today?
A. Finding gold 🌈
B. A full night of sleep 😴
C. A massage at Muscle Mechanics 💆‍♀️
D. All of the above

Drop your answer below ⬇️ and then message us to grab one of our open spots before they’re gone!

03/15/2026

🍀 Your muscles are acting like they survived a bar fight with a leprechaun? We should probably fix that.

Don’t rely on luck to get rid of that neck pain, back pain, or stress headache. A shamrock shake won’t loosen your shoulders, babe — but a massage will.

We’ve got openings at Muscle Mechanics LLC, and they’re disappearing faster than your good decisions on St. Patty’s Day. 🌈😂

Come get worked on before your body starts filing formal complaints.
Book now before all the lucky spots are gone!

📍 Muscle Mechanics LLC
184 East Main Street, Batavia, OH 45103
📞 513-732-3500
🌐 www.musclemechanicsllc.com