Muscle Mechanics LLC

12/11/2025

Attention to all local gyms! We are proud to roll out a new Recovery Partnership Designed to Support Your Members, Trainers, and Community… Year-Round

WHY PARTNER WITH MUSCLE MECHANICS
Your members push their bodies hard. We help them recover, prevent injuries, and perform at
their best—at no cost to you.

Contact Sarah@MuscleMechanicsLLC.com if you’re interested.

12/10/2025

12/08/2025

Introducing Cody — Muscle Mechanics’ newest powerhouse in deep tissue and medical massage. With 4 years of focused experience, he delivers the kind of deep, effective pressure and elite neck/shoulder work that gets real results.

His talent speaks for itself, and we know his schedule won’t stay open for long.

Openings today + Wednesday!
If you need relief, recovery, or real therapeutic change, this is your sign to book with Cody now.

12/07/2025

BREAKING NEWS:
Santa activated the Holiday Stress Hotline and guess whose name popped up first? 👀

If the shopping, wrapping, cooking, traveling, or children have you wound tighter than a Christmas bow…
I’ve got open massage spots this week to bring you back to “fa-la-la” instead of “AHHHHH.”

Message to book before Santa does.
Www.musclemechanicsllc.com
513.732.350”

12/04/2025

There’s still a few more openings this weekend! Make sure to head over to www.musclemechanicsllc.com to schedule.

12/03/2025

Shoveled snow? Slipped on ice? Back locked up like a frozen car door?
Yeah… winter is disrespectful. 😑❄️

Good thing Cody, our newest therapist, is here TODAY from 9–4pm and he’s basically a warm, deep-tissue miracle worker.
🧊 You: cold, tense, miserable
🔥 Our massage tables: warm, cozy, life-changing

Cody has 4 years of deep tissue medical massage experience and specializes in neck + shoulder pain — AKA the exact muscles you destroyed shoveling your driveway.

Come thaw out. Book now.
👉 www.musclemechanicsllc.com

12/02/2025

We are open today, but as always, want you to be safe out there driving. If you are unsure if you can make it in today or need to reschedule, calls are forwarded to Sarah just in case. If any of our therapists arent able to make it in, we will contact you asap!

Stay safe out there!

12/01/2025

Welcome Cody!! Adding and growing.

Welcome to the team Cody! We are super excited to be adding to our team. Cody is bringing a wealth of knowledge and experience in massage therapy specializing in deep tissue and medical focused massage. His books will be open starting Wednesday December 3rd from 9am to 4pm. Here’s a little about Cody.

“Hello! I'm Cody, and I'm happy to be joining Muscle Mechanics! I've been doing massage for just over 4 years. I can help you work toward a range of goals, whether you're just here for some birthday relaxation, or you're here to work out that stubborn thing in your neck. Although my strength is definitely in deep tissue, I've got a ton of experience with prenatal massage, the elderly, and people of all shapes and sizes. Every body is welcome on my table. It makes me feel good to help folks get connected with their bodies and to watch them reach long term landmarks. Thanks for reading, and I'll see you soon!”

12/01/2025

Welcome to the team Cody! We are super excited to be adding to our team. Cody is bringing a wealth of knowledge and experience in massage therapy specializing in deep tissue and medical focused massage. His books will be open starting Wednesday December 3rd from 9am to 4pm. Here’s a little about Cody.

“Hello! I'm Cody, and I'm happy to be joining Muscle Mechanics! I've been doing massage for just over 4 years. I can help you work toward a range of goals, whether you're just here for some birthday relaxation, or you're here to work out that stubborn thing in your neck. Although my strength is definitely in deep tissue, I've got a ton of experience with prenatal massage, the elderly, and people of all shapes and sizes. Every body is welcome on my table. It makes me feel good to help folks get connected with their bodies and to watch them reach long term landmarks. Thanks for reading, and I'll see you soon!”

11/30/2025

🚨 LAST DAY! Black Friday Ends TONIGHT 🚨

Don’t miss this —
Get up to $220 back in credits on package deals
AND
Unlimited $20 credits for every $100 in gift cards!

Office is closed today, but everything can be purchased on our website.
If you need help or want to grab your credits ASAP, text Sarah at 513-328-8912.

⏳ This ends tonight. Don’t wait!