03/02/2026
Official Statement from Colwell Memorial Home & Crematory
It has come to our attention that Sunrise — beloved companion, hydration hero, courthouse confidant — was memorialized without our professional consultation.
While we understand arrangements were made swiftly, we can’t help but feel a small ache in our hearts knowing that such a cherished stainless steel soul was laid to rest without the dignity of a proper service.
Knowing Michael, he would have wanted:
• A time for gathering.
• A moment of reflection at the courthouse fountain.
• Perhaps a procession past the ledge where Sunrise faithfully stood watch.
• And certainly a few words about loyalty, hydration, and the strength of double-wall insulation.
At Colwell Memorial Home, we believe every life — even those vacuum-sealed in metal — deserves to be honored with intention.
That said, we are grateful Sunrise FS stepped forward to provide Sunrise’s identical twin brother. In the funeral profession, we call that “aftercare done right.”
Michael, should you ever need assistance planning a Celebration of Hydration for Sunrise, our doors are open. We have a lovely stainless-appropriate register book and would happily coordinate a fountain-side committal service.
Until then, may the new Sunrise stay full, stay loyal, and never be separated from his human again.
With deepest (and slightly dramatic) sympathy,
The Colwell Family
Colwell Memorial Home & Crematory