Massage Nerd

12/31/2025

THERE ARE A FEW LIMITED SPOTS FOR TOMORROW, NEW YEAR'S DAY!

I am open tomorrow for a select few spots and you can still get in on the one-hour, $100 session with me.

After a night of celebration, your body often carries more than just memories—it holds tension, inflammation, and protective holding patterns.

A one-hour myofascial release session with The Massage Nerd helps your body decompress at a deeper level. By gently addressing the fascial system, the session can reduce post-celebration stiffness, improve mobility, support circulation and lymphatic flow, and calm an overstimulated nervous system.

The result is not just short-term relief—you may notice easier movement, less residual soreness, better sleep, and a more grounded, regulated feeling that continues well beyond the session.

Celebrate fully. Recover intelligently. Visit https://calendly.com/craigthemassagenerd/newyearsday to see what times are still available.

12/30/2025

LAST CHANCE IF THERE ARE ANY SPACES.
Grab a one-hour time slot TOMORROW (NEW YEAR'S EVE): https://calendly.com/craigthemassagenerd/newyearseve

Grab a one-hour time slot THURSDAY (NEW YEAR'S DAY):
https://calendly.com/craigthemassagenerd/newyearsday

End the year aligned. Start the New Year feeling your best.

12/30/2025

Are you running the Chevron Houston Marathon or the Aramco Houston Half Marathon on January 11?

If you’re training for race day, don’t just “push through” tightness and nagging aches—get ahead of them.

Myofascial Release can help you:

Improve mobility and stride efficiency

Reduce restriction in hips, calves, hamstrings, and feet

Support recovery between long runs

Address stubborn tightness that stretching alone won’t touch

Bounce back faster after race day

Whether you’re building mileage right now or planning your post-race reset, The Massage Nerd can help your body stay responsive, resilient, and ready.

Book your myofascial session here: www.themassagenerd.com/scheduling

12/30/2025

You heard that correctly - The Massage Nerd is open New Year's Day AND New Year's Eve! Grab a spot before they disappear faster than 2025!!

Book your session here:
www.themassagenerd.com/scheduling and select your day or days!

End the year aligned. Start the New Year feeling your best.

12/30/2025

You train past failure. We ensure the reset is absolute.
Myofascial restriction steals your power, corrupts your form, and limits your ceiling.

This isn’t relaxation — this is PERFORMANCE RESET.

At The Massage Nerd Myofascial Clinic, we rebuild what grind and repetition break down — restoring strength, mobility, and next-level precision.

www.themassagenerd.com/schecduling

12/29/2025

Have you heard about the Nerd who doesn’t chase trends — he listens to tissue?
Have you heard about the Nerd who knows pain isn’t random and tight isn’t “just how it is”?
Have you heard about the Nerd who works with your body instead of fighting it?

That Nerd is right here at The Massage Nerd Myofascial Clinic.

This isn’t your average massage. This is focused, intentional myofascial release designed to improve movement, reduce pain, and help your body unwind at its own pace. No forcing. No shortcuts. Just smart, skilled work that gets results.

Athletes have heard. Desk workers have heard. People living with chronic pain have heard.
Now the question is — have you?

If your body’s been talking, maybe it’s time to listen.

Find out what everyone’s been singing about and book your session:
www.themassagenerd.com/scheduling

🎶 Have you heard about the Nerd? 🎶

12/28/2025

Don’t just celebrate the New Year — feel good stepping into it.

Whether you’re getting ready for a long New Year’s Eve night or planning intentional recovery on New Year’s Day, myofascial release can help your body stay loose, balanced, and supported. This work is perfect for easing tension, improving mobility, calming your nervous system, and helping you reset before the year ahead.

I’ve got you covered at The Massage Nerd for both pre-party preparation and post-party recovery. Appointments for New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day are limited, so now is the time to get on the schedule.

Book your session here:
www.themassagenerd.com/scheduling and select your day or days!

End the year aligned. Start the New Year feeling your best.

12/26/2025

🩺 Beaumont Physicians: Let’s Work Together for Better Patient Outcomes

If your patients are struggling with chronic pain, muscle tightness, mobility issues, or neurological conditions like Parkinson’s, fibromyalgia, or postural imbalances, I invite you to consider the benefits of Myofascial Release Therapy.

I’m Craig, owner of The Massage Nerd here in Beaumont, Texas, and I specialize in evidence-informed myofascial techniques that gently relieve fascial restrictions, reduce pain, and improve functional movement — all without forceful or aggressive manipulation. 🙌

Why Refer Your Patients?
Drug-free, non-invasive care
Complements physical therapy, neurology & pain management
Reduces soft tissue restrictions, supports nervous system regulation
Ideal for pre/post-op, athletes, and chronic condition management
One-on-one, personalized sessions focused on outcomes

Let’s partner to create more pathways to healing for the people we serve. 🧠💚

Located in Beaumont | 🖥️ Learn more: www.themassagenerd.com
Referrals and physician collaboration always welcome.

12/25/2025

Not a spa day. A solution.
This isn’t luxury — it’s liberation.
Myofascial Massage targets what traditional massage often misses: the fascia — the connective web that influences pain, posture, and performance.

Whether you’re an athlete, dancer, or someone carrying life’s weight in your shoulders, Myofascial Massage works where you live inside your body.

Give the gift of relief that lasts.
• 90 minutes – $150
• 120 minutes – $200

Gift certificates available Nov 1 through Dec 31.
Because this holiday, you’re not just giving comfort — you’re giving freedom, restoration, and transformation.

Visit www.themassagenerd.com/scheduling to book your next appointment and purchase a gift certificate afterwards OR text "nerd certificate" to (727) 416-0198

12/25/2025

12/24/2025

At The Massage Nerd Myofascial Clinic, healing isn’t the finish line — it’s the launch point. We don’t just release tension; we unlock transformation. Every session is a step toward greater strength, balance, and performance. Don’t just heal — evolve.

www.themassagenerd.com