01/01/2021
Tonight will be the best gilt free New Year’s Eve for the introvert in your life.
They can stay at home without feeling pressure to go out into loud drunk crowds.
The best club will be their living room with VIP seats. No mask, bra, high heels or pants required to attend. Free flowing drinks of all varieties (depending on if the shopping was done) made to taste. Food of their choice, open buffet bar, with no tipping requirements. Their favorite DJ, at the touch of a finger. As many available open toilets as their home can offer with soft flowing toilet paper or better yet that warm water bidet. The only beings to get rowdy are the cats running up the walls. No fireworks to freak out the dogs. Just turn the lights on and off on the tree (if they have one) for their light show. No need for Uber or Lyft if they over do their drinking, they just roll onto the floor into their plush carpet or stumble onto their pillow top mattress.
Here’s to one of the best introvert New Years of the times.
☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️☯️
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