Knot Bad Massage, LLC

02/21/2026

We have last minute openings today!!
📲 Call or Text us to book now! (443)554-3278

02/20/2026

🚨⚡️ FLASH SALE ALERT! ⚡️🚨

We’ve opened up some additional massage appointments this weekend — and you can SAVE $25 on ANY appointment listed when you book through the promo link! 🙌

✨ Friday 2/20
🕘 9:00–10:30am with Garrett
🕙 10:00am–9:00pm with Marcellus
🕛 12:00–3:00pm with Garrett
🕧 12:30–6:00pm with Nick

✨ Saturday 2/21
🕓 4:15–9:00pm with Marcellus

✨ Sunday 2/22
🕘 9:00–10:15am with Garrett
🕙 10:00am–12:45pm with Marcellus

💥 $25 OFF any of these appointments when booked through the promotion link!
(Discount only applies when using the link 👏)

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Flash-Sale-2-20/196202

Spots will go FAST — grab yours before they’re gone!
Tag a friend who needs this 👇💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

02/18/2026

Openings
Wednesday 2/18
11:15am-4:15pm with Marcellus
1:45-3:15pm with Nick
7:00-9:00pm with Marcellus
Thursday 2/19
3:00-4:45pm with Marcellus
4:45-6:00pm with Nick
6:45-9:00pm with Marcellus
Friday 2/20
10:45am-9:00pm with Marcellus
12:00-3:00pm with Garrett
12:00-3:15pm with Nick
Saturday 2/21
2:15-3:00pm with Garrett
4:15-9:00pm with Marcellus
Sunday 2/22
9:00-10:15am with Garrett

02/14/2026

02/11/2026

Uh oh… did Valentine’s Day sneak up on you? ❤️
Don’t worry — we’re about to make you look like a HERO.

TODAY ONLY: Snag a 60-minute couples massage gift card for $50 OFF!
Thoughtful ✅
Romantic ✅
Saved at the last minute but they’ll never know ✅

Click the link, secure the gift, and enjoy the brownie points.

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Late-Valentine-s-Buyer-Sale/195656

02/10/2026

No Valentine this year? That’s okay — we’ve got you ❤️
Treat yourself to some well-deserved relaxation and save $30 on a 60-minute session!

📅 Valid 2/10–2/15
💻 Must be booked online through the promo link
🚫 Not valid for prenatal or couples massages
🚫 Cannot be combined with other offers or used with gift cards/credits

Spots will go fast this week. Grab your appointment and let us take care of you ✨

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/No-Valentine-Sale/195597

02/03/2026

💖 HUGE Valentine’s Day SALE! 💖
Treat yourselves (or someone you love) to relaxation 💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

✨ 60-Minute Couples Massage Gift Card – ONLY $212
💰 That’s a $48 savings!

⏰ Today ONLY | 10:30am–12:30pm
🎁 Perfect for Valentine’s Day
👉 Follow the link to purchase before it’s gone!

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Valentine-s-Day-Sale-/194874

02/01/2026

Shoutout to our February Employee Of The Month…… Sean!!!

He is our little TikTok star at the office and we can’t believe he is coming up on his 3 year anniversary with us. We appreciate all he does in our office and the smile he brings to everyone’s faces!

02/01/2026

No Valentine? No problem. 💘
Self-care > roses 🌹
✨ 60-minute massage for $88
💰 Save $22
⏰ Available 2/1/26 only
Book now before it’s gone!

https://www.MassageBook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/No-Valentine-Sale-/194607

01/29/2026

❄️ Snow days hit small businesses hard. Many local Harford County businesses were forced to close during the storm, and every bit of support makes a difference.
👉 Tag your favorite local HarCo business below and let’s help the little guys out! Shop local, dine local, tip local, and spread the love. 💙

01/28/2026

❄️ Snowed In, Stress Out — We’ve Got You Covered ❄️

Snow days are great… until your body pays for it.
After being closed due to the weather, we’re offering a Snow Day Relief Special to help you thaw out and support our small business.

✨ $85 for a 60-minute massage
✨ Available TODAY ONLY!
✨ Perfect for shoveling aches, winter tension, and stress

Booking now helps keep small businesses like ours going after weather closures — and we truly appreciate the support more than you know 🤍

📅 Book ahead and lock in your spot before we fill up!

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Snow-Day-Relief-Special/194260