Knot Bad Massage, LLC

03/05/2026

🏝️ Come Escape with Us!!! ⛱️

Need a little self-care this week? We just had a few last-minute spots open up — and we’re giving you a reason to grab them 👏

✨ Book one of our Last Minute Openings & SAVE $40!!! ✨

Relax, reset, and save while you’re at it 💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

⏳ These spots won’t last long!
👉 Click the link provided to book now!

Tag a friend who needs a massage & don’t miss out!
🖥️ https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Last-Minute-Openings-/196893

03/03/2026

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Need a sign???
Here it is ‼️
📲 Call or Text us to book! (443)554-3278
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03/03/2026

🍀 We’re Feeling EXTRA Lucky! 🍀

We’ve officially hit 5,000 clients and we couldn’t have done it without YOU! 💚

To celebrate this huge milestone, we’re giving back in a big way…

✨ Book ANY appointment for the month of March & SAVE $50! ✨

This is the perfect time to treat yourself by grabbing that much-needed massage!

⏰ Hurry! This special ends at 12PM on 3/4!

Don’t wait — spots will fill quickly!
Click the link and BUY NOW to lock in your savings!

Thank you for supporting our small business and trusting us with your wellness. We’re so lucky to have you! 🍀💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

Buy here ⬇️
https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/5-000-Client-Sale-/196777

03/02/2026

Shoutout to our March employee of the month, Nick!!

03/02/2026

We are super excited to hit this milestone! We want to thank all of our amazing clients for your continued support, referrals by mouth and social media and purchasing gift cards for friends and family💚👬👩🏽‍🤝‍👩🏾👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏽🧑‍🤝‍🧑🍀

02/21/2026

We have last minute openings today!!
📲 Call or Text us to book now! (443)554-3278

02/20/2026

🚨⚡️ FLASH SALE ALERT! ⚡️🚨

We’ve opened up some additional massage appointments this weekend — and you can SAVE $25 on ANY appointment listed when you book through the promo link! 🙌

✨ Friday 2/20
🕘 9:00–10:30am with Garrett
🕙 10:00am–9:00pm with Marcellus
🕛 12:00–3:00pm with Garrett
🕧 12:30–6:00pm with Nick

✨ Saturday 2/21
🕓 4:15–9:00pm with Marcellus

✨ Sunday 2/22
🕘 9:00–10:15am with Garrett
🕙 10:00am–12:45pm with Marcellus

💥 $25 OFF any of these appointments when booked through the promotion link!
(Discount only applies when using the link 👏)

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Flash-Sale-2-20/196202

Spots will go FAST — grab yours before they’re gone!
Tag a friend who needs this 👇💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

02/18/2026

Openings
Wednesday 2/18
11:15am-4:15pm with Marcellus
1:45-3:15pm with Nick
7:00-9:00pm with Marcellus
Thursday 2/19
3:00-4:45pm with Marcellus
4:45-6:00pm with Nick
6:45-9:00pm with Marcellus
Friday 2/20
10:45am-9:00pm with Marcellus
12:00-3:00pm with Garrett
12:00-3:15pm with Nick
Saturday 2/21
2:15-3:00pm with Garrett
4:15-9:00pm with Marcellus
Sunday 2/22
9:00-10:15am with Garrett

02/14/2026

02/11/2026

Uh oh… did Valentine’s Day sneak up on you? ❤️
Don’t worry — we’re about to make you look like a HERO.

TODAY ONLY: Snag a 60-minute couples massage gift card for $50 OFF!
Thoughtful ✅
Romantic ✅
Saved at the last minute but they’ll never know ✅

Click the link, secure the gift, and enjoy the brownie points.

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Late-Valentine-s-Buyer-Sale/195656

02/10/2026

No Valentine this year? That’s okay — we’ve got you ❤️
Treat yourself to some well-deserved relaxation and save $30 on a 60-minute session!

📅 Valid 2/10–2/15
💻 Must be booked online through the promo link
🚫 Not valid for prenatal or couples massages
🚫 Cannot be combined with other offers or used with gift cards/credits

Spots will go fast this week. Grab your appointment and let us take care of you ✨

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/No-Valentine-Sale/195597