Knot Bad Massage, LLC

12/31/2025

We’re ringing in the New Year with our BIGGEST deal yet 🥂

💥 ALL massages are just $1 per minute! 💥

⏰ 8AM–12PM ONLY — no extensions, no rain checks!

👉 This deal MUST be purchased using the promotional link
⚠️ Restrictions apply

Start 2026 relaxed, refreshed, and feeling your best ✨
Once the clock hits noon… this deal is GONE!

🎊 Don’t wait — grab it while it lasts! 🎊



Link here ⬇️

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Last-Sale-of-2025-/192305

12/29/2025

🎅 Even Santa needs a massage! 🎄🎅
After checking his list (twice) and finishing all his deliveries, Santa called Knot Bad Massage and got himself booked ASAP.
If it’s good enough for Santa… you deserve one too 😉
🎁 Book now — your muscles will thank you!

Call or Text (443)554-3278 to book now!

12/27/2025

Just want to shout out a BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our amazing and wonderful front desk Michelle! She’s an absolute asset to Knot Bad in so many ways! She’s also might make her mom a little proud as she gets to not only see/watch all that she brings to the table, but she also gets to see the stunning person she continues to become 💜 Happy 24th Birthday Michelle!

12/27/2025

🔥 Glad we got your attention 😂😂
BOOK THE BOYS!

Male Therapist–Only Flash Sale

Ready for real relief?

Our male therapists specialize in:
✔️ Deeper pressure
✔️ Targeted & customized massage
✔️ Deep Tissue
✔️ Sports Massage
✔️ Stretching

Between the three of them, they have hundreds of 5-star reviews—and once clients get on their tables, they always rebook.

💥 FLASH SALE:
$30 OFF a 60-Minute Session
Limited availability · While appointments last

Perfect for:
• Chronic pain
• Tight muscles
• Athletes & active bodies
• Anyone who says “don’t be afraid to go deep”

📅 Book now before spots fill—these sessions go FAST. (Must be booked 12/27-12/31/25)
Restrictions apply.

🚨 WARNING: These men will not be doing your massage 😂😂😂😂 Thanks, ChatGPT.

12/27/2025

Pregnancy is beautiful—but it can also be hard on your body. Prenatal massage is a safe, supportive way to help you feel your best during every stage of pregnancy. 💗

🤍 Eases back & hip pain
🤍 Reduces stress & anxiety
🤍 Improves sleep
🤍 Helps reduce swelling
🤍 Boosts circulation
🤍 Encourages relaxation & bonding

Our prenatal sessions are customized for comfort, safety, and deep relaxation for both mom and baby. 🌸

📅 Ready to schedule some much-needed self-care? Message us or book online today!

12/26/2025

🎄 Merry Christmas to You Sale! 🎄

Didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas??
🎁 Treat yourself today with 20% OFF!

Relax, unwind, and give your body the gift it deserves — including Prenatal & Hot Stone sessions! 🔥🤍

✨ One day only
✨ Perfect post-holiday reset
✨ You deserve it

📲 Book now before spots fill up!
Restrictions apply.

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Merry-Christmas-to-You-/192079

12/25/2025

Happy holidays from our “Knot Bad” family to yours this holiday season!

12/25/2025

A very Merry Christmas coming from Heather all the way from sunny St. Croix! You know we gotta represent wherever we go! 😘🏝🌺

12/23/2025

12/23/2025

🎄✨ DECEMBER 23RD ONLY! ✨🎄

Give the gift everyone actually wants this Christmas 🎁
Save $23 on 60-Minute Massage Gift Cards — TODAY ONLY!

Perfect for last-minute stocking stuffers, self-care, or checking off that one hard-to-shop-for person ✔️

🕯️ Relaxation
🎁 Instant gifting
⏰ One day only

Don’t wait — this deal melts away at midnight!

👉 Grab yours now before it’s gone
Restrictions apply. Gift cards must be purchased online.
Click Here! ⬇️
https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/-23-off-60-minutes-/191888

12/20/2025

🎄✨ 5 DAYS ’TIL CHRISTMAS SALE! ✨🎄

Still need the perfect gift? 🎁 We’ve got you covered!
For TODAY ONLY, grab a 1-Hour Massage Gift Card for just $79 — the ultimate way to give relaxation this Christmas. 💆‍♀️💆‍♂️

🕒 Valid TODAY ONLY
🛍️ Available online & in office
🎅 Perfect stocking stuffer or last-minute gift

Hurry—this deal disappears at midnight!
👉 Treat someone special (or yourself 😉) before it’s gone.

Restrictions apply.

Purchase Below ⬇️

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/5-Days-til-Christmas-Sale-/191633

12/18/2025

💆‍♀️ book yourself a hot stone Massage and save $30 today only!

⬇️ Book here

https://www.massagebook.com/KnotBadMassageLLC/massage/deals/Holiday-Stress-Hot-Stone-Sale/191442

Terms & Conditions:
This promotion is valid for in-office appointments only and must be booked online using the promotional link. It cannot be combined with other offers, applied to previously scheduled sessions, or used for prenatal or couples massages. Gift cards and prior credits may not be used as payment for this promotion.