03/04/2026
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Here is what they found inside the legendary cookies:
~100% of Girl Scout cookies contain glyphosate.
~88% contain heavy metals: Arsenic, Lead & Mercury.
~Thin Mints glyphosate levels 334X what experts consider harmful.
~Peanut Butter Patties had the highest level of heavy metals with Lead & alarming levels of aluminum.
~76% of cookies exceeded Cadmium safety limits.
~96% contained Lead
This is more than just "unhealthy." It is slow poisoning, wrapped in nostalgia & sold by children.
The organization, Girl Scouts USA, generates nearly $800M in yearly profits from this. When presented with these test results, their response was silence.