Midwest Jungle, LLC

03/25/2026

Nothing but propaganda.
We like our Water, Air, and Land clean and accessible for humans and wildlife.

These billionaire corporations are counting on us to be the “poor, rural, over worked and uneducated working class” they think we are.

They want profits, and are hoping we’re accept whatever they spoon feed us to believe them.

Keep the Pressure On, No Data Centers EVER.

03/18/2026

Win for Mercer county!
Now KEEP it from being built at all!
Data centers will take all our fresh water, price is out of house and home with raised electric bills, give us permanent illnesses and destroy our environment.

Keep pressuring local government, keep our health, home and great outdoors protected for generations to come.

After sweeping testimonies and multiple questions, the Mercer County Commission acted last week to halt any data center development until there can be more discussion on regulations and permitting for facilities. The commission’s 3-2 vote Feb. 3 to impose a one-year moratorium on data centers came...

02/22/2026

Openings for next two weeks!
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Booking Online Only
www.midwestjungle.com

(Can you tell I’m excited for Chicks Days at TSC?)
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01/16/2026

CLOSED today for ❄️weather❄️
Best to stay home and safe then undo a massage driving🌬️🚙

10/22/2025

New online shop in town! 💚🪴📚
I adore books, plants, and unique little oddities!

09/29/2025

🍂🍁🍄‍🟫October Updates🍄‍🟫🍁🍂

Back to School Sale Continues ! $20 through Oct.
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Out Of Office 2-4 for Continued Education class:
“Bodywork for PTSD 1”
Very excitied to bring home fresh knowledge to share with the community
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Sports are back in season, now’s the perfect time to try a Youth Massage in combination with the sales!
*booking under guardian/parents account is ok !👌
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Online Booking Only @ www.midwestjungle.com
Have a Happy Fall Y’all! 🤠

09/04/2025

Reminder that leaves, branches, and left over stems from gardens are vital homes to pollinators and other creatures that naturally help control “pests” such as flys and mosquito’s
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08/18/2025

Weekly Openings 🌾
Booking Online Only @ www.midwestjungle.com
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Still collecting signatures for the
Beulah Backyard Chicken Petition! We are getting close to our signature goals, sign and support the community’s right to self sufficiency!
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Also! SEPTEMBER SALE!!
$20 of ALL massages adult and youth, excludes 30min appointments.
This sale goes from this Wednesday, August 20th - September 30th.
Discount applied at check-out
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07/30/2025

Openings through August 9th 🍉 ✨

offering Youth Massages for all 6-18yrs
Great for back to school sports and recovery
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all massages include as needed or asked for:
CUPPING, HOT TOWELS, HOT STONES, GUA SHUA, HEATED NECK WRAP
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I Will also have the Backyard Chicken Petition available for Beulah locals to sign,
Support the right to self-sustainably !
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07/18/2025

We Love to see a Community Orchard!!

Apples and some currants are ready for picking at the Bismarck Community Orchard!

The Community Orchard at Clem Kelley Athletic Complex (517 W. Arbor Ave.) is open for everyone to enjoy the harvest.

Learn more: bisparks.org/parks-trails/community-orchard

07/17/2025