Elysium House Healing, LLC

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Elysium House Healing, LLC

I'm Jason, owner and house healer at Elysium House Healing, LLC. I would love to assist in your healing!

As a full-service House Healing company, I'm dedicated to bringing in the good vibes to people and their spaces while cleaning out the bad ones.

04/01/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Due to overwhelming demand, we are now offering “Extreme House Healing” packages…

1. Cursed Object Conselling - your old heirlooms finally get emotional support.

✔️ Identification of “passive-aggressive energy” in vintage items
✔️ Gentle release of inherited drama (yes, even from great-aunt Margaret)
✔️ Optional forgiveness ceremony for objects holding 100+ years of grudges

2. Mercury retrograde shielding installed in every doorway - because nobody got time for that.

✔️ Prevents miscommunication between rooms (no more arguing in the kitchen)
✔️ Stabilizes electronics from “retrograde-related attitude problems”
✔️ Includes temporary upgrade during especially dramatic planetary moments

3. Complimentary “Please leave” speeches to stubborn spirits. The ghost said “it was the most respectful eviction they’ve ever experienced”. 5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

✔️ Firm yet respectful exit requests (customized tone: polite → authoritative)
✔️ Clear energetic direction to the nearest appropriate exit point
✔️ Removal of “I live here too” confusion

💥 LIMITED TIME BONUS:
Book today and we’ll throw in a “vibe reboot” set to angelic elevator music.

😄 Okay okay — April Fools!

But seriously, if your home has been feeling off, heavy, or just not quite right… that part isn’t a joke.

✨ Real house healing sessions are available
✨ Clear, balance, and reset your space
✨ Bring your home back into harmony

Because your home deserves good energy… even without the eviction notices 😉

03/30/2026

All done with House 🏡 #34! This house had financial stress (x2), failed business & foreclosure, death & su***de 🪦, divorce (x2), which opened up two🚪portals (1 dark), with 7 entities coming through. Plus, the house went from residential to commercial back to residential, with major expansions, which creates an unsettled/confused 😵‍💫 feel. There was fighting 😠 with neighbors and a curse 😡thrown because of the attention and changes. I detected 2 ghosts and 6 spirits 👻, including a scarlet fever victim, one an accidental gunshot, 2 enslaved people 😔, plus the su***de 😢victim. The land was consecrated with 21 spirits attached and memories (want to be left alone, fear of control, paranoia, trust issues, isolation, withdrawn) attached to the property from the Civil War. The good news: all portals have been shut down and entities removed; all ghosts are gone, and all spirits have transitioned; curse broken, land de-consecrated, and the old memories purged. Now the new family can plant their roots without these interferences.

03/25/2026

I had a blast 💥 hanging out with one of my old yogi 🧘‍♀️ friends, Rebecca Impello from Practice Works at the Vestavia Hills Chamber of Commerce, March 🍀 monthly luncheon. We got to share ALL the amazing 🤩 things happening at Practice Works, which I'm a proud member of, and Elysium House Healing, LLC 🏡. Check ✅ us out and the Vestavia Hills Chamber of Commerce.

03/23/2026

Hello 🏡 House #34! I’m so excited 🤩 to be working in Chelsea, Alabama, for the first time. Now this house 🏚️ has a history and, unfortunately, a su***de 😢, which I have dealt with before. They also reported a heaviness 😔 in certain areas of the house, so this is going to be interesting as I peel back the layers. I wonder 🤔 what has lingered in the space over the years, needing to be released so the new family can start anew. Stay tuned! , ,

03/20/2026

Happy Spring Equinox 🌱✨

As light and dark come into perfect balance ⚖️ today, we’re reminded that our homes 🏠carry that same rhythm, holding both what has been and what is ready to emerge.

This season 🌼 is an invitation to gently clear, reset, and renew the energy within your space. Just as the earth 🌏 awakens, your home 🏡 can shift into a place of harmony, clarity, and fresh intention.

If you’ve been feeling stuck 😫, heavy 😥, or ready for change, this is a powerful time to support your home’s energy ⚡️and welcome in new beginnings 😍.

Wishing you a season 🌿 filled with light, 🔆 balance, and beautiful transformation. 🌸

03/19/2026

Attention 📣 all public libraries 📚 and librarians at Jefferson County Library Cooperative and Shelby! If you need a Summer ☀️ Reading 📖 Program for adults, my History of Dowsing and House 🏠 Healing ❤️‍🩹are great presentations. Plus, dowsing and house healing unearth a story from locating underground 💦 water to things hidden in your very own house 🏡, which is the theme of this year's Summer Reading program. Just saying! Hint, hint, nudge, nudge 😆 .

03/16/2026

Well, it’s snowing ❄️ in Birmingham, welcome to Alabama 😆, after some very nice warm days 😳. It's a great day to stay warm inside and bake a sourdough 🍞 loaf for my local client. I love breaking bread after a ❤️‍🩹 house healing symbolizing completion and new 🌿 beginnings. There is something so homey 🏠 about fresh bread that everyone 😍 loves, and making something from scratch. Plus, it makes the house 🏡 smell soooo dang good!

03/06/2026

Attention 📢 landlords! So my last house 🏚️ was a rental, and there were some major issues that came up between renters. It's one thing if your rental felt odd from the very beginning, but if it felt good 😁 before the renter and bad 😥afterwards, listen to your gut. That's a red flag going off 😳. Chlorox and paint can only cover up things, but they will not get to the deeper energetic problems at hand. Even if you can't feel it and others say that it doesn’t feel good 😲, listen to them and believe it. Because if you feel it, it could potentially block 🚫 other renters from the space. The previous renters could have had addiction 💊 issues, severe 😭 depression, a messy divorce, mental health 😩 issues, or dabbled in very dark 👿 practices. If you have a rental like this, let’s talk 📞 so you can have a clean space once again.

02/24/2026

All done with House 🏠 #33! Well, the renter unfortunately got into substance abuse issues and drew some symbols on the walls (probably thinking it was for protection), which opened up a serious door🚪(portal) that they couldn't close, letting in some very dark 👿entities. The house also attracted two deceased spirits who weren't helping either, basically stirring things up. One died 🪦near the interstate, the other of an 💊 overdose. They had become friends and followed the renter home, basically enjoying the ride. Misery 😔 loves company! The combination of everything was lethal to say the least! I will never forget, after leaving on the first visit, hearing,” get out of my house,” as I locked the gate 😲. Well, both portals and dark entities are gone, curses and spells broken, along with the two shady characters (not paying rent), and the landlord can tell a big difference afterwards. Now, a very happy family is calling the place home 🏡.

02/13/2026

Valentine’s Day Reminder, Gentlemen 💘

If your woman says she doesn’t want chocolates…believe her 😲.

She doesn’t need another stuffed bear 🥱.
She needs the ENERGY shifted. ✨

Forget the candy.
Forget the roses.

What she really wants is:
🏡 Heavy vibes cleared
✨ Stagnant energy gone
🕊️ Peace restored
❤️ Harmony flowing through every room

Because nothing says “I love 😍 you” like a calm, high-vibrational home.

This Valentine’s Day, skip the sugar rush and give her something that actually lasts…
A house healing. 💕

Romance is great. But a peaceful home? That’s true love. 😉

Address

Birmingham, AL

Telephone

+12512371700

Website

http://www.elysiumhousehealing.com/

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