Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters

12/28/2025

THE NEW MULLET CALENDAR IS IN! THE NEW MULLET CALENDAR IS IN!

Thank you, whoever you are!

12/24/2025

And there are hardly and Hippo Parks for them to get exercise.

12/23/2025

https://youtube.com/shorts/7fIZ6mmFib4?si=3ex1IvLSB8qDB2pE

Our yellow lab Zinnia was a Puppy Mill Mom. The police picked her up in downtown Lewiston ME confused and "looking for something." Apparently, when she could...

12/16/2025

Marz and Zinny in the snow.

12/14/2025

Beat the Cold with a Stick - https://mailchi.mp/twosaltydogs/beat-the-cold-with-a-stick

All dog gear 30% off.

Hurry before I move onto something else.

12/09/2025

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12/07/2025

DID YOU KNOW?

Both the Old and New Testament NEVER mention Santa? Only the anagram Satan?

The Testaments also never mention pizza, TV, or a local drunk being seasonably fashionable for once in his life.

So why not get a festive hat beyond your station in life before they're denied you:
https://mailchi.mp/twosaltydogs/attention-reprobates-attention

Two Salty Dogs brings the cozy coastal town pet-store experience to the internet with high-quality supplies! Shop in-store or online today!

11/27/2025

We hope you had a joyous Blackout Wednesday and are ready for our annual BlackSmallSecondhandCyberGiving Fest! - https://mailchi.mp/twosaltydogs/happy-blacksmallsecondhandcybergiving-fest

30% Off Everything in the store as we desperately try to dump inventory before 2026.

11/25/2025

Everything on the website is set to 30% off without any stupid coupon code. https://www.twosaltydogs.com/

It's all part of our BlackSmallSecondhandCyberGive Fest.

And don't forget to check out our sale page: https://www.twosaltydogs.com/collections/on-sale Most stuff there is even more than 30% off.

Exceptions: Food, Items already on sale, Kitty Litter, Flea Collars, Pet ID Tags, Gift Cards, and tennis balls. And whatever else I say.

11/24/2025

It will all become clear in December's Newsletter.

Well, at least for the brighter of you who follow this page.

11/17/2025

FINALLY!!! A dog toy that looks like Marz!