Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters

04/14/2026

If you can't give Zinnia a hug like Fudgie can, can you at least give her a little cyber-love? She's having an operation tomorrow morning to remove two hard tumors in her mammary glands (b***s).

04/14/2026

Here's the second installment of Zinny the Yellow Lab Puppy's autobiography where she understands that freedom is not the absence of walls, but rather knowing what to do without walls.

A yellow Lab pup tells her life's tale of being a mill mom and redemption to her Biped Don.

04/07/2026

That's a wrap, people! 14 years of our brick and mortar is done.

I loved all the videos you people sent of your dogs wanting to come in after / before hours.

We'll still have the website and our irreverent monthly newsletters, so make sure to take a look.

Fudgie would be upset if you didn't.

April Newsletter: https://mailchi.mp/twosaltydogs/the-salty-paws-april-2025-8873173

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03/29/2026

Attention!!!! Our bulk US Bully Sticks are FINALLY on sale!
12" NOW $6.25 (was $15.75)
6" NOW $3.25 (was $6.50)

Our supplier has gone out of business, now your dog can really make out like a bandit. Especially if his name is Bandit.

03/28/2026

WE CLOSE OUR BRICK AND MORTAR ON TUESDAY, MARCH 31 . THE WEBSITE WILL CARRY ON.

ALL REMAINING FOOD AT COST. DOG TOYS 30% OFF. OTHER GREAT SAVINGS HERE: https://www.twosaltydogs.com/collections/on-sale

COME IN AND HAGGLE LIKE YOU'RE IN A MEDIEVAL BAZAAR.

OR JUST WAIT 2 YEARS AND BOOTHBAY HARBOR WILL OBLIGE YOU WITH ITS OWN FEUDAL SYSTEM OF CURRENCY AND TAXES.

DOG BLESS!

Good stuff, better prices.This is where you’ll find Two Salty Dogs favorites at a little less bite — limited runs, last sizes, and seasonal styles looking for their next adventure.

03/26/2026

My latest work of art: "Lamenting the Last Broccoli"

03/21/2026

Maeve is impersonating Don today. She is doing a lovely job by sitting on her butt and eating food found on the floor…. Don does the same thing!

03/18/2026

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03/17/2026

You are most welcome!!

Thank you to A Silver Lining for donating this beautiful lobster claw bracelet, Eventide Specialties for donating an olive oil sampler set, Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters for donating these gourmet dog treats, and Enchantments for donating a whole bag of fantastic goodies! We appreciate your support of our 8th grade students!

03/17/2026

My wife is a sadistic SOB. These poor animals.....