Taphophile Twins

03/19/2026

This is a prime example of how NOT to restore a gravestone. You NEVER pull a stone forward and back like this. This is awful.

03/05/2026

Mount Zion after the Blizzard of 2026 has taken on a different look. It is entirely unwalkable until it thaws. It can’t be plowed because the markers closest to the path are buried, leaving the trucks unable to drive through without risking them. They would also deeply immerse other markers if they tried. The contrast of white against each type of stone leaves it all the more obvious where work is needed. That will have to wait for warmer weather though.

03/05/2026

The important thing is that Baby Tap1 knows the difference between there, their, and they’re.

03/04/2026

Also, it’s my understanding that darts have been thrown. This Mayflower descendant runs on Dunkin’. (No claims are made for the others in the photo. No idea where they stand on this topic other than on the float.)

03/04/2026

To our surprise, Tap1 was recently featured with baby Taps 1 and 2 in Mayflower Quarterly. They rode in the America’s Hometown Parade this past November. Baby Tap2 was not amused by the torrential rain that day.

02/09/2026

Who ever thought we would post a casting call!

CASTING CALL!

I'm not asking you, I am telling you.
You have what it takes to be a model for me.

I have been teetering close to 150k.... tag a friend, invite a death curious cousin, make sure YOU are following my page, because 2026 is sharing up to be full of green burial cemetery visits and collabs!

PS: this is a living person test die-ing for a shroud demo. This could be you if you are in southern Oregon, Eastern Georgia, Tippy Top of Florida, or Houston, cause it's big enough to be it's own state. Comment and boost the alligator!

01/12/2026

What is even happening right now?

11/29/2025

Yo ho yo ho…guess what we’re making!!!
Peter Bowen would be so proud. Also, he can stay the f**k out of my kitchen with his shot out eye and drunk ass scheming against the Indigenous.

10/28/2025

They’re not wrong!

Just grabbed the last one! ☺️

10/21/2025

Is your family’s historic site as cool as this?

Every year, we participate in the Alden Historic Site’s Annual Halloween Haunted House. When I dove deep into my family tree back in 2020, I found John and Priscilla (Mullins) Alden who lived right nearby in Duxbury. As it turned out, their children’s house is still standing and is a National Historic Landmark.

We love all things spooky and I had the privilege of playing Aunt Rachel in this year’s “Aunt Rachel’s Curse,” along with my husband and son.

We’re very excited for next year’s Revolutionary semiquincentennial. It will not disappoint! #1776

10/11/2025

Gave Mr. Wade some help.

10/01/2025