04/20/2024
Feels like just yesterday I was waking up with that crusty-eyed, groggy morning shuffle, trying to wolf down a 'big breakfast' to 'get my metabolism going.'
Hoping to start shedding fat bit by bit...
Tahini, peanut butter, whole grain breads (but watch out, it's gotta be whole grain),
Yogurts, eggs, juices...
Only real juice, mind you!
Rushing to eat while running out the door so I could make it to work.
Getting to work feeling bloated, spaced out, and bleary-eyed.
With absolutely no drive to get anything done...
And when it was time for a morning snack...
EVERYONE could tell Saros was on a diet AGAIN
Because the whole office reeked of a sweaty, lukewarm boiled egg
That darn egg wouldn’t peel to save its life.
You’d eat it begrudgingly, it sticking in your throat, not going down.
It was THAT dry...
And the results? NOWHERE to be seen.
I watched everyone else:
Coffee, ci******es, and all of them skinny as a rail.
Years later, I found out all these folks were
Accidentally doing intermittent fasting!!!
Which ended up being the only diet that worked for me,
A busy, serious professional.
It was the first time I saw the weight just melt off like magic...
Hey, if you want to drop 10 pounds by summer and keep them off,
comment below DIET and I’ll send you the diet.
Best,
Weightloss Zeus
P.S.
Oh, actually, don’t sweat it! Let’s just put it off till after Easter... Or maybe the summer... September sounds good, right? That's when we'll really start thinking about dieting...
Maybe in another decade, eh?
Sure. Because we’ve got all the time in the world...
On the off chance you DON’T have time to waste, comment below DIET and I’ll send you the diet.