Lakeside Massage by Christa Offutt

02/26/2026

‼️‼️Rare opportunity!!! I do not usually work Saturdays, this is a one time thing- I am working Saturday March 14th and have 1 spot available for a 60 min, 45 min, or 30 min appt. At 11:00 AM. Snag it while you can! ‼️‼️EDITED- claimed!

💕Here is the remainder of my March Availability. My late appts usually go the fastest. If you have questions please don’t hesitate to message me. 💕

🩵💜April availability is filling up quickly as well, (I have less availibilty in April due to clients booking ahead) if you’ve been thinking about booking a massage with me, please send me a message and let’s get ya booked! 🥰✨✨

⚠️To claim an appointment spot please message me here or text me at 270-564-2015 if you call me please leave me a voicemail or I will not call back (I get way too many spam calls that look like local numbers) and if you text me please tell me who you are when you text me. ⚠️ I may not see comments so please direct message me or text/call me.

❕If you message me here, please bear with me as my messenger has not been notifying me immediately, it usually tells me I have a message about 2 hours after you originally sent the message.❕

🩶🖤These are for 1 hour appts. Can be modified if you are wanting a different length of time appt.🩶🖤

11/20/2025

‼️⚠️BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL OFFER⚠️‼️
🎁🎁🍁🍁🎄🎄 🎁 🎁

Get a $65 gift certificate for only $55 now until Tuesday 11/25! Give the gift of health or relaxation this Christmas season!

If you have any questions please do not hesitate to message me here or call or text. If you call me and I do not answer please leave a voicemail so I know who you are. If a voicemail is not left I will not call back- I get a lot of spam calls and I will think it is spam if no message is left. 270-564-2015

(if you call and I do not answer I am more than likely in with a client)

Venmo, cash, or check only

11/18/2025

💜💙🤍🩷

“Why do massage therapists charge so much per hour?”

A question we hear often — and a great one.

The hour you spend on the table is only a fraction of the work your therapist does. Massage is incredibly physically demanding, so we’re limited in how many clients we can safely and effectively treat each day.

Behind the scenes, there’s a lot more happening: endless loads of laundry (yes, every client gets fresh, clean sheets), marketing, scheduling, cleaning, client notes, and bookkeeping. Add to that the overhead no one sees — rent, taxes, insurance, continuing education, and the steady supply of oils, tools, and linens that keep a practice running.

And unlike traditional jobs, massage therapists don’t get paid vacation or paid sick days. When we’re sick or recovering from an injury, we simply can’t work. Our rates help us save for those unavoidable days so we can continue caring for you long-term.

But here’s the real heart of it: regular massage isn’t just a service — it’s an investment in your body’s long-term well-being.

For many clients, consistent treatment reduces chronic pain, improves mobility, calms the nervous system, and restores a quality of life they thought they’d lost. The value of waking up without that constant ache, moving without fear of a flare-up, or finally sleeping through the night is priceless.

When you book a session, you’re not paying for just an hour of massage; you’re supporting skilled, thoughtful care that helps you feel and function better every day.

Thank you for supporting the work that supports you. 💛

11/05/2025

••Remaining November Availability!!••
Please message me here or text/call me to schedule as I may not see your comment. If you call me and I do not answer, I am more than likely in with a client- please leave me a voicemail. 270-564-2015
For a faster response, text or message me here as it is easier for me to respond in between clients this way.

If you do not see a time or day available that you need, message me and check to see if I have had any cancelations or if I can make the time you need work-I try to accommodate everyone that I can.

I am also already booking into December if you’d like to get in before Christmas! 🥰🥰

(these are 60 min. Slots, if you need something else let me know)

Updated Availability:
11/24- 10:30AM

09/22/2025

Remaining appointments available for the rest of September and first 2 weeks of October! Please message me or text/call me to schedule as I may not see your comment. 🥰 if you call me, please leave a voicemail if I am not able to answer so I know who you are. 270-564-2015


Updated availability-
All appointments have been claimed! Thank you!
If you would like to schedule an appt. Or to see if something is available, please message me here or text or call me! 🥰

07/13/2025

Availability for the rest of July!! Message me here to book or text me at 270-564-2015
(I may not see comments so make sure you message me privately or text me to book your appt!)

All of these appts. Are 60 min appts. If you would like anything other than a 60 min please mention what massage and/or length of massage you would like! 😊
Available: (Edited to add updated appt. Times available)
Tuesday July 22- all appts. Have been booked
Thursday July 24- all appts. Have been booked
Monday July 28th- all appts. Have been booked
Tuesday July 29th- all appts. Have been booked
Thursday July 31st- 9:30 AM, 3:00 PM

06/05/2025

Updated prices as of June 1st, 2025

05/17/2025

✨✨‼️🚨 NEW LOCATION ALERT🚨‼️✨✨

I have had the opportunity to join the team at JoAnn & Co, with a lot of prayer, I have decided to join them starting June 16th!

I have called Calvert City Chiropractic my home for the last almost 6 years. I love my work family at Calvert City Chiropractic and I am so thankful for all of the love and support Dr. Brad, Dr. Lisa, and all the girls have shown me the last few years! And I am so thankful for the love and support I have received from you all thus far. You ALL have been amazing and have helped me get to where I am today! I have really enjoyed getting to know and love each and every one of our patients and clients. But it’s not goodbye! I’m not going far, I’ll be right down the road. 🥰

I am so blessed to have had the opportunities I have had being there but I’m looking forward to the new opportunities I will have and more friendships I will gain at JoAnn & Co.

I look forward to meeting and getting to know more clients and continuing to serve this community! 😊😊

Call, text, or message me to book your appointment!! 💕🥰
Availability will be Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday!

If you haven’t already, go like JoAnn & CO’s page!! 😊😊

05/16/2025

✨✨ BIG NEWS COMING SOON! ✨✨

Starting June 16th I will be opening my availability to Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays!!! I’m already booking into June and July. Be sure to message, text, or call me to make an appointment!! 💕💕🥰🥰 exciting update coming soon

05/02/2025

Head Spa Scalp Massage Winner 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Melissa Lewis!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉thank you everyone for participating. Melissa, message me and we can get you scheduled for your free Head Spa Scalp Massage! 🥰🥰🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊

04/29/2025

Only 3 more days to enter to win!! Winner will be announced Friday afternoon May 2nd!

✨ ✨‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️✨✨

How to enter: like, share the original post, and tag a friend in the comment section!!!

Just a reminder:
I WILL NOT COMMENT THE WINNER ON THIS POST. PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ON ANYTHING IN THE COMMENTS THAT SAYS “Congratulations, you are the winner” that is a scam! I am trying my best to delete/block every single one of those comments. I will make a completely separate post and tag the winner on May 2nd, 2025! ❤️

✨ ✨‼️‼️‼️it’s time for a giveaway‼️‼️‼️✨✨

Win a free head/scalp spa massage!!

How to enter: like, share the original post, and tag a friend in the comment section!!!

Winner will be announced on Friday May 2nd, 2025!
EDITED TO ADD: I WILL NOT COMMENT THE WINNER ON THIS POST. PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ON ANYTHING IN THE COMMENTS THAT SAYS “Congratulations, you are the winner” that is a scam! I am trying my best to delete/block every single one of those comments. I will make a completely separate post and tag the winner on May 2nd, 2025! ❤️

04/20/2025

✨ ✨‼️‼️‼️it’s time for a giveaway‼️‼️‼️✨✨

Win a free head/scalp spa massage!!

How to enter: like, share the original post, and tag a friend in the comment section!!!

Winner will be announced on Friday May 2nd, 2025!
EDITED TO ADD: I WILL NOT COMMENT THE WINNER ON THIS POST. PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ON ANYTHING IN THE COMMENTS THAT SAYS “Congratulations, you are the winner” that is a scam! I am trying my best to delete/block every single one of those comments. I will make a completely separate post and tag the winner on May 2nd, 2025! ❤️