01/10/2026
You know that feeling when your ex sends mixed signals?
That’s the new dietary guidelines.
✔️ “Cook with butter”
✔️ “Limit saturated fat”
✔️ “Protein matters now” (finally)
Same pyramid. New outfit. Same confusion.
The old Food Guide Pyramid didn’t make people sick.
People just… didn’t follow it.
Nutrition science didn’t flip-flop.
The messaging did.
If food advice feels confusing, it’s not you.
It’s time to break up and find better.
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