Happy Hormone Cottage

Happy Hormone Cottage At the Happy Hormone Cottage, we are all about creating simple yet effective treatment plans for our patients.

Our motto and modus operandi is straightforward- get tested, get treated, get better.

01/31/2026



If you’ve been told to “just deal with it,” this is your sign. Better sleep, energy, mood, weight, and quality of life a...
01/30/2026

If you’ve been told to “just deal with it,” this is your sign. Better sleep, energy, mood, weight, and quality of life are possible — with the right testing, education, and partnership.

📲 Call 513-444-6343 to take your first step

💗 Estrogen & Vaginal Health: It’s More Important Than You’ve Been Told 💗Estrogen plays a critical role in vaginal and ur...
01/29/2026

💗 Estrogen & Vaginal Health: It’s More Important Than You’ve Been Told 💗

Estrogen plays a critical role in vaginal and urinary health — yet it’s one of the most overlooked pieces of women’s care.

When estrogen levels (or estrogen function) are low or imbalanced, women may experience:
• Vaginal dryness or irritation
• Pain with intimacy
• Recurrent UTIs
• Changes in vaginal tissue and pH
• Increased susceptibility to infections

But here’s the part most women aren’t told 👇
It’s not just about how much estrogen you have — it’s about how your body processes it.

That’s why we use the DUTCH Complete Test. It allows us to see:
✔️ How much of each estrogen (E1, E2, E3) your body is producing
✔️ How well you methylate estrogen
✔️ Which metabolic pathways your estrogen is moving down (protective vs. inflammatory)

This matters — because the right estrogen, at the right dose, metabolized the right way can support vaginal tissue, urinary health, comfort, and confidence — without guesswork.

✨ Vaginal health is hormone health.
✨ And women deserve care that actually looks at the full picture.

📲 Join a no-cost Hormones 101 Group Zoom to learn how we personalize estrogen therapy safely and effectively.
Call 513-444-6343 to reserve your spot.



01/28/2026

When patients leave Google reviews like these, it tells us everything we need to know. 💙

Kelli Parrish, FNP, brings over 20 years of healthcare experience and a truly holistic, functional approach to every patient she serves. She listens, educates, and partners with you — because real healing happens when you’re seen as a whole person, not a list of symptoms.

From better sleep and energy… to relief from menopause symptoms, UTIs, brain fog, and pain — these stories speak for themselves.

✨ Ready to see what personalized hormone care can do for you?
📞 Call 513-444-6343 to schedule your FREE Step One Consultation.

Your hormones, your metabolism, your life — your care should reflect that. We custom-compound BHRT in our own pharmacy s...
01/27/2026

Your hormones, your metabolism, your life — your care should reflect that. We custom-compound BHRT in our own pharmacy so dosing, delivery method, and ingredients are tailored specifically to you.

📲 Call 513-444-6343 to learn how customized care works

We don’t believe in quick fixes. Our program includes medical oversight, metabolic support, habit change, and accountabi...
01/22/2026

We don’t believe in quick fixes. Our program includes medical oversight, metabolic support, habit change, and accountability — so results are sustainable. Weight loss should improve your health, not compromise it.

📲 Call Kelsey at 513-788-3191 to get started

01/21/2026

5-Star Care, Real-Life Results

At the Happy Hormone Cottage, we believe great care starts with feeling heard—and Nurse Practitioner Vanessa Ramirez lives that every single day.

With over a decade of nursing experience, Vanessa is known for her compassionate, patient-centered approach and her ability to connect the dots others overlook. From hormone imbalances and thyroid concerns to PCOS, painful periods, infertility, low energy, and mood changes—she listens deeply, educates thoroughly, and creates personalized plans that get to the root cause.

Our patients say it best:
💛 Better energy, sleep, and fewer headaches
💛 Relief from painful periods and PCOS symptoms
💛 Improved mood, libido, and confidence
💛 Feeling supported, empowered, and truly cared for
💛 Life-changing results—sometimes even miracle babies

These aren’t just reviews—they’re stories of women getting their lives back.

Ready to feel like yourself again?
Call 513-444-6343 to schedule your appointment and see why patients trust Vanessa with their health journey.




Estrogen dominance doesn’t always mean “too much estrogen.” It often means estrogen without enough progesterone — or poo...
01/20/2026

Estrogen dominance doesn’t always mean “too much estrogen.” It often means estrogen without enough progesterone — or poor estrogen metabolism. Symptoms can include heavy periods, PMS, anxiety, weight gain, and breast tenderness. This is where comprehensive testing matters.

📲 Join a Hormones 101 Group Zoom: 513-444-6343

01/16/2026



✨ Real Results. Real Relief. ✨“I highly recommend Happy Hormone Cottage! My energy levels are higher and headaches have ...
01/14/2026

✨ Real Results. Real Relief. ✨

“I highly recommend Happy Hormone Cottage! My energy levels are higher and headaches have decreased so much too… and sleep is better! Thankful for their thorough tests, and one-on-one consultations to go over everything and that the supplements they recommend are so affordable!” ~ Julia

This is why we do what we do. 💛
When hormones are properly evaluated, personalized, and supported with the right testing and guidance, women don’t just feel better — they feel like themselves again.

If you’re struggling with fatigue, headaches, poor sleep, or feeling dismissed, you deserve answers and a plan that actually fits you.

📲 Join a no-cost Group Zoom to learn how we help women feel better at the root level.

Call 513-444-6343 to get started.



A “normal” TSH doesn’t mean your thyroid is healthy. Symptoms like fatigue, hair loss, weight gain, anxiety, constipatio...
01/13/2026

A “normal” TSH doesn’t mean your thyroid is healthy. Symptoms like fatigue, hair loss, weight gain, anxiety, constipation, and cold intolerance deserve deeper investigation. That’s why we run a 10-point thyroid panel and customize thyroid medication when needed.

📲 Call 513-444-6343 to learn more about comprehensive thyroid care

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8101 Miller Farm Lane
Centerville, OH
45458

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

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